The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 24, 1931, Page 8

@ 1931 BY NEA SERVICE. INC. REG. U.S PAT.OFF. | “qf you'd pay less attention to the races, maybe you could buy a square meal for this horse.” eo | NOW YOU TELL ONE | COULDN'T FOOL WIFE i DOUGH-DE-DOUGH ! ; “Dear,, the messenger has just . brought my new dress which I bough: $ for a song—and here's the bili.” 1 “All right, darling, send him in and 3 I'll sing for him."—Pele Mele, Paris. a Maybe the average woman has a vocabulary of only 8000 words, but , think of the turnover. Life is more expensive in some | ' ways, but old-timers had to buy a theater ticket to see anything like 4 our beach scenery. . Free people are those who have | nerve when given their own way and | nerves when they aren't. |. Husband, on beach, to wife who |has been to purchase magazine): My It has taken all these years for Sir |dear! Some of these girls’ costumes! Thomas Lipton to make the Royal} Really, I've had to cover my eyes. Yacht Squadron, but he always was| Wife (dryly): Yes, I've no doubt— ’ a little behind. |with your field glasses—The Humor- jist. ‘That artist who says there is no — beauty in straight lines should wait) oy), at least there's one thing y ; ig you by hae & fast single going over sec-/can say for the Democrats—they're manne: | always to be found where the fighting is most furious —Judge. If the pedestrian looked before he leaped he wouldn't have to leap.—- Judge. ‘The Spanish revolution isn’t over | yet. The dear people haven't started sbutehering the ones they envy. | SIMILE As dangerous as teking a walk in a/ town where the mayor’s son owns a high-powered roadster. And the game of matrimony {s on | when the wife tosses out the first bill |—Judge. ‘The government won't interfere! with religious freedom. Let's start a! “It's Mr. Gevus—you know — fish religion that doesn’t believe in pay- | face."—Judge. ing taxes. 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BENYAMIN GUMP AT AND GET A RENEWAL. ‘THOSE NOYES= WE AND 1 WOULD RATNER BREAK ‘TOM CARR= CANNONS THAN IM WOLDS ALL OF HIS NOTES INEVITABLE GEE WHIZ, DID WE HAVE TO HAVE A A FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS \ No Customers! GASOLINE ALLEY—Careful, Walt—Travel Is Broadening OF COURSE, WALT DEAR. OUR LUGGUGE {S OLD AND ISN'T SUITABLE. | WANT TO GET EVERNTHING INTO HANO BAGGAGE. IT IS MUCH EASIER To GET TETONS, OR A PACK SOMEONE TO CARRY |) OUTFIT ALONG THE IT y CUFFS OF THE CASCADE RANGE. HAVE IT NOUR OWN WAN, PHYLLIS. ('D RATHER “TAKE A FLY ROD OUT INTO THE JACKSONS HOLE COUNTRY, AMONG THE LOT OF NEW BAGS IND EVERYTHING * TN INVITIN' YoU To Go Boy! AM 1 HAPPY! AND I'M GOING WITH ME UP To A SUMNER TO MAKE SOMEBODY ELSE HAPPY, TOO... WERE COMES OSCAR... HE'S THE FIRST ONE LLL ASK TO GO WITH ME UP To MR. KINGSTON'S SUMMER PLACE,ON A VACATION !! SALESMAN] wiTH# YouR Goss, SAM! AM \ \ H i | | { | Wasted Words! i Sez Willie! TNE BEEN PLANNING “WS FoR A WEEK. TE SANED $1.40 AND MRS.ROACH TOLD ME CHICKEN 1S SELLING FOR 35 CENTS A POUND=1 WANT YOU TO Run DOWN TO TWE CORNER AND GET ME A FOUR POUND CHICKEN. WERES THE MONEY SNE ASKED Aunt AND uNcLEY CHICKEN ! Mie OVER FOR GEE} THAT'S DINNER AND GUESS WHAT] PRETTY WERE GOING TO EXPENSINE, HONE ---- CHICKEN ! oe Dy Some FINE OAY THE MEBBE His WIFE worm 1s GONNA TURN 4 TRIMMED HIM AGAIN! (Lt HEOR MORE eee LATER ON: y E MY! SOMETHING MUST HAVE GONE WRONG THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 24, 1931 ON MY BENDED KNEE = FACE A THOUSAND ABK ONE FAVOR FRomM MIM? AND WHEN IT 00ES — BUT ILL 60 IT~ DUTY 1% OUTY- ANYTHING TO SANE THE FACTORY FROM RUIN AND THE MANY FRIENDS WHO HAD CONFIDENCE IN ME = AND Agee nes AI THEIR LIF! Vl and . Oe NOT MAKE THE SACRIFICE = ue ie TOM THE MOST GALLING THING | WAS es Fy Seed Re ee tacs a AVR POR BENDED KNEE ? HAVING TO GO To A RIVAL FOR TO BE CONTINUED- AR NAT wit, .6IM ASSISTANCE — yf ('D-RATHER DO THE i] TRAILS OF GLACIER i PARK, THE COLORADO LAKES OR THE WHITE MOUNTAINS OF NEW’ HAMPSHIRE ~ NOT TO MENTION TAOS OR UASPER. THATS TO BAD..WELL, L GUESS ALEIL AND SLIM AN! WILLIE WOULD BE GLAD To 60... TLL ASI THEM THEN:? WS FOUR AND A MALE POUND ONE 1S THE SMALLEST THAT'S ME ALL OVER. | GUESS | sou SEE — USUALLN HAVE SUCH sie MORE A GOOD TIME ANYWHERE | yew ONES 11 RATHER GOBACK = / THE MORE THAN HUNT UP A NEW / places TO GO BACK * BUT DON'T THEY'RE GOING AWAY, TOO... HEARD ALEK SAY HE WAS GOING DNIGIT HIS AUNT... AN’ SLIM AN’ ANILLIESS FOLKS ARE TAKIN’ “THEN TO CALIFORNIA... Bo BAD, BUT THAT'S Just TH way iT 1st! CAN'T-CHA CUT OFF ONE OF THE LEGS ---L DON'T Like LEGS, D1D You #AVE WoROS Bur ? Gott SUR Wiese a ee ae Gal @ CHANCE TO USE jis! wor, sue! TA’ SAME je = YO GO WINDA EASY LIKE IF 2 Was You! THESE, KINGS N'PRINKCES NAL. ARE HANI VT PLENTY ‘Toucit | THERE'S A LOT OF /EM OUT OF WORK RIGHT Now