The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 23, 1931, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JUNE 23, 1931 GAB- GAB- GAB- ALWANS FLOWING AT TNE MOUTH = JUST LIKE A BIG OL GUBSMER= LOTS OF NOISE AND No CONTROL = VABBER- JABBER ~ JABBER - \E IT'S TRUE. THAT A MAN 1% KNOWN BY NIB WORKS - WE MUST BE KNOWN BY-MIt GAS WORKS - THE TIGNTERT= STINGIEST MAN) HAVE EVER KNOWN = ABSOLUTELY THE MOST SELFISH AY EVER STUCK A FORK IN Ligne — HE AND THE FISH PEDDLER = EF A KIND = wens OWN MEANESS THAT SELFISH = MAKES Tie POOR FISH PEDDLER CAN'T MELOY Business THAT. MAKES NIM SEL FISH — THAT #250,000.22 WORTH OF STOCK 1s MINE - pada, MR. WALLET, | WANT e SKEEZIX TO TELL YOU THAT YOUR SON, SKEEZIX, BECAME VERY re ei ROUGH WITH. MY POOR SVNLVESTER AND BESIDES STRIKING HIM SOILED AND DISARRANGED HIS CLOTHES. HE WAS A SIGHT. JUST THE SAME 1 DON'T WANT YOU TO GO AROUND. PICKING FIGHTS — BUT THIS , WASN'T A FIGHT= (T WAS UST A SCRAP AN’ THERE'S f A LOT OF | DIFFERENCE. 1 DION'T THINK HE SKEEZIX, MRS. BLY HAS REPORTED TO ME THAT NOU PICKED ON. HER SON SYLVESTER -AND BATTLED WITH HIM, DIRTNING HIS CLOTHES “AND UNTIOYING HIM GENERALLY. WHAT BUT YOU DON'T < GO AN TELL HIS MOTHER THATS 1 WAS JUST BEGINNIN' TO § ANSWER MY QUESTION With § ANOTHER. WHAT. HANE 1 TOLD You ABOUT UNCLE WALT, You DON'T TALK TO PICK ‘“EM— roth 2 OFF. ‘S1931 BY NEA SERVICE, ING.” “Mamma! Did you tell Annie she could go with us to shoot buffalo?” HIM NOU ABOUT IT? WOULD AN’ HE DID -AN' ('VE BEEN TELLIN’ BVERNBODY HE'S OKAN. FIGHTING § THEN JOST HAPPEN. NOW YOU TELL ONE HAVE A LITTLE SYMPATHY There's nothing like putting you! self in another person's shoes tu rea’ ly understand his position. Thin of this when you take your vacation: when the whole family argues where | to go; when you get to the reilroad | Station and discover you've left the tickets behind; when you put up the screens on the summer cottage with no hammer for miles around; when you find you've brought trout filles} and tackle and forgot the rowboat| oars; when you've gone three days without telephone, gas, or electricity; well, just imagine going through ali that a dozen times a year, and then quit making wise cracks about Maycr Walker and his vacations!—Judge. THE BRUTE! “Sweetheart, fine.” “Oh, George, that’s the butter plate you're eating.”—Smith’c Weekly, Syd- ‘ by - $f witty, mr ome so ney. 9 - ‘ BAD... NOW Z GOTTA WriTs AR.KINGSTON AN’ TELL.HIM IVE DECIDED... 6ST ME A, these biscuits are HAS UP There ? Gee... 1 DONT EVEN HAVE ANY IDEA Were ky THis LAKE is! It's all right for the Marines to | Want to be fighting somebody all the! | time, but there's no reason why Gen- Actress—A fine press agent you are/eral Butler should try to do all the! —here I am at death's door and no) fighting —Judge. mention of it in ten papers!—Judee. | FROM THE wat! Ano wuar Tus Piece oF PAPER SAYS, WILL DECIDE wwHEeRE FRECKLES WILL SPEND A | NACATION, AT NR. KINGSTON'S INVITATION... | And it’s hard to tell which causes: IT DOES LOOK SUSPICIOUS the more damage to Catskill farm| “We can imagine no reason why,| property: beer racketeers or aut?) ‘with ordinary care, human toes could] picnickers—Judge. not be left out of plug tobacco, and, if toes are found in plug tobacco, it) PROFESSIONALISM | seems to us that somebody has been, The novelist's small boy has just careless.”— Pillers v. Tobacco Co.’ been brought to judgment for having | (1918), 117 Miss. 490.—Judge. ; told a lie. His sobs having died down, | jhe sat for a long time in silent! SOME RIGHTS LEFT THE THIRSTY | thought. “Dad,” he said at last. “how | “To want a drink or to be about to! long will it be before I stop getting get a drink has not, so far as we are| spanked for telling lies and begin to! advised, yet been made a violation of get paid for ‘em, like you do."—Tit-/ the law.”—Judge Rice of Alabama Bits. Appellate Court in State vs. McCress, 1931) .—Judge. OUT OF LUCK —_— | “Above all,” the doctor urged, “you JUST IN TIME |must eat more fruit, and particuarly "I was in the middle of the jungle |the skin of the fruit. The skin con- when suddenly I saw a tribe of sav-/ tains all the virtues and the vitamins. 1S ages charging down on me.” What, by the way, tS your favorite; od Heavens! And what did you| fruit?” The patient looked gloomy. t eee. 1O¢.. THE BEET a MACARONI 1@¢ AND HOW, THAT'S 10 AND S MUCH AQE THE EGGS 2 Be eye eacs MAKES 52 CENTS, WINE You ANY CAKE FoR @ CENTS NOPE , THATS Too 60 CENTS, EH. MUCH... YOU SEE I'M ALLRIGHT.YOU TAKE A SMALL SPONGE CAKE FOR “10 CENTS “Co-| POOR HUBBY He—Another new dress! Where am I to get the money to pay for it?; She—I don't know. I'm your wife, not your financial adviser. people ducked for shelter when they saw a horse coming lickety-split a Daily Cross-word Puzzle H ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 10. High tn the Ovtain musical scale Out of date py 11, Golf mound . Apropos. aS 14. Outlet Bali thanp: cont Tr} 16. Genus of iong- OIN'S| legged in- sects stellation rounded by water Of the Pope Departs . Aveient Halle Pious an family 8. Matron . Gutter Jumbled type AH, 40! 1 THOUGHT Sof EVEN MR. WEGSTER uPHotOs ME/ | HERES © NOTE, ‘sam, FROM THAT [SALESMAY OAME vA MET Last or sh- S#‘/NoT SO LOUD, REO- KITTY MIGHT #EAR val HELLO, WINNIE! ‘N YouR|| THERE IS NO SUCH, NoTey You sa—"Come|| word AS FALE/ OVER TONIGHT— Don'T — Fogs Hoisting ma- chine On the ocean Copper coin Communion COME OVER TONIGHT OON'T FALE — ~—— WINME Dlate . 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