The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 15, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, JUNE 15, 1931 a ——————— | SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark | —— —— Orns was, Sean not SIR= THE MERE FACT THAT WHO CAN BE THIS t IF You" HAVE | BLIND WITH OYHER FIGURE HE 2 You ARE AN OLD MAN |) RAGE WNEN ENCOUNTERS LL J ANY MORE REMARKS WOULD PREVENT ME OLD MAN= | HEAVEN EYES Peers OF THAT CHARACTER _{ FROM STRIKING YOU- You CALLED REFUSED TO | HER TO MAKE = ; ME - DID YOU? 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