The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 13, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, JUNE 13, 1981 REG. U.S. PAT. OFF! © 1931_BY NEA SERVICE, INC. yi “But, dad—surely, you're not coming to live with us, after the way you treated Jim, when he was courting me.” R BE IT FROM ME ay BLAME THE POOR GIRL ANCESTORS — BLAME THE POOR FOR wos MASE NEST FROM GIRL FOR HER HOUGHTS = ANCERTORS . _ IY OUAPLY, BLAMING, eI HER ANCERTORS, in For HER TROR BUTTING IN 1L0A - STICKING ‘THAT HOMELY MUG OF NERS INTO: THE PICTURE = TELLING YOU TO DEMAND HALF OF THE $250,000.°% | MADE - AS YOUR SHARE = 1 WISH pepe gi BIG sth bday MY ARRAIRSS ‘T'S HER SENSE OF JUSTICE = THAT'S AND DON'T CONDEMN THE POOR GIRL FOR HER LOOKS - THAT'S NO FAULT OF NERS - WE'RE NoT ALL BORN BEAUTIFUL - YOU KNOW = AND You SHOULDNT STAND THERE AND ETHER IT'S BASy OR ie STORM ING UP = I'D LIKE ‘TO NAVE SEEN SOME OF HER ANCESTOR S= NO {T'S NO USE - COMING OVER WON'T DO ANN GOOD. MY WIFE DOESN'T UKE TM NO, SHADING THE PRICE WON'T MAKE A BIT OF DIFFERENCE, "M SORRY, BUT THE DEAL IS OFF. . 1! CAN'T BUY THE SUMMER COTTAGE ON LAKE LARVA I'VE BEEN LOOKING AT. ~ NO USE GOING INTO ALL THAT, SAN, ARE NOU MARRIED! a Y, WY ot Uy SHOULD KNOW. 4, | NOW YOU TELL ONE THE REAL REASON “I ran across one of the gond old-| fashioned 5-cent cigars yesterazy.” | “Say, that’s great. Where did you get it?” | “At MeGluck’s drug store—out ot, the 10-cent box. Student—Pardon me, Professor, buit how many years did you say it would | be before the world comes to an end? Professor—Seventy million. | Student—Thank heavens, I thought | you said only seven million. Gabby Salesman—This steel cabi- | net will last forever. | Mr. Groucher—And after that? | Gabby Salesman—Why, by that/ time we will have invented some kind | of material that will last longer. First Typist: boss passed you over in the last pro-} Oysterpuff—So you're setting your | motion? I wonder way the boy up in the bakery business? Second Typist (tearfully): 1 can't} Fogg—Yes, he's so keen for dough! think. and such a swell loafer it looks as if| First Typist: Yes, I suppose that's he would rise in the business. the reason.—Answers. FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS Gyciweer The President of the LHAVE JUST HEARD ABOUT NOUR STOPPING FORTY= THREE AND, UNOEP THE NOW I MUST FIND SOME WAY TO GET IN TOUCH WITH THE BOY WHO “SAVED SO MANY LivEsS::- AMM ET HAVE ITS YARDMASTER ? THIS IS PRESIDENT KINGSTON SPEAIING --- HAVE IVANHOE READY TO LEAVE IN THE CULLER, WHOM FRECKLES SAVED| FROM AWRECIY, HAS BEEN® CALLED (NTO Railroad! | THE OFFICE BY ‘Urey—Your absurdity would make| physics Prof.—Force is the pressure! & donkey laugh. of bodies at rest. Can you give me Boe else Puqua— Yeah, I noticed you was an example? PRESIDENT. Jaughing. Fumdiddle—The police force. i Lulu—My dear, what makes you; Mrs, Rapper—Let’s start a secret | Took so happy? society. Susie—I just saw my husband shot.!/ Mrs, Gabber—Fine. I heard a lot! 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