The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 10, 1931, Page 8

“Fink, T want you to meet my ‘REG. U. S. PAT. OFF 1 BY NEA SERVICE, I son, Horace, who is just out of college, Starting today, he'll be in charge of this department.” | NOW YOU AMERICANA Putting the pretty face of Marie| Bard, New York artist's mode: dolled up as a Red Cross nurse, on 50,000,000 | TELL ONE | NAME O'HOWLS One of Dublin's leading merchants is John Bull. Beer Bros., in New York, deal only special stamps in preference to the/|in dry goods. plain features of Clara Barton who) founded that organization. Offering cash prizes to inmates of New York's penal institutions for the best criticism of their institutions. Unveiling a bust of President Jame: Monroe in New York when there no statue or bust of him at the na- tion's capital. James Aristos suing the new De- troit-Windsor tunnel company for $60,000 because they ruined his busi- ness with Detroit river rum runners. A Florida weekly with a woman as business manager and a man as so- ciety editor. Mrs, Margaret Sanger arguing with Chief Justice Richard B. Russell of the Georgia supreme court, father of 18 children, over birth control. “Do you want a safety razor?” Baked the hardware clerk. “Naw, sub,” replied the negro, “ah Wants de most dangerous razzer wut you got.” ‘The agent drives it 400 miles while| Gemonstrating and it's still a new car. ‘Then you drive it home and it's a ‘used car worth $800 less. Small people are the ones irritated by the faults of small people. You see. big men can’t hold office because all their time is required to make the money to pay the taxes levied by the little men. AN EASY MATTER Poet: Your father says I ought to have $50,000 before I marry you. She: Well, dear, I can wait a few months.—Pathfinder. Kerr Sparks is a member of the Andover, Mass., fire department. The Atlanta, Ga., dog catcher lives up to the name of Bill Lively. Secretary Mellon has a nephew amed Vernon Badham, Fred Sinks is the referee in bank- ruptcy for the 7th Ohio district (east- \ern division). There is a Florida paper named the Keystone Hammer that knocks Cali- fornia every chance it gets. John B. Loon lives on Asylum av- enue at Hartford, Conn., and Samuel B. Poor is a resident of Richwood, N. J. Add marriages: Sue Born to Elmer Born at Columbus, and Fish-Friday at Louisville, Ky. | PLUS ADDING MACHINE Golfer—Is that 14 or 15 I've played to this hole? Caddie—I dinna ken. Golfer—You're no good as a cad- die! Caddie—Ye dinna want a caddie; ye want a clerk!—Ipswich Star. Old Socrates drank his poison with- out making a fuss, so perhaps the ancients knew the art of ginger ale camouflage. A free land is one in which a man who has millions is qualified to give advice on all subjects. Another good frontispiece for a war history would be a life-size replica of a tax receipt. Nothing is good except in its right place. 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Dessert THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, JUNE 10, 1931 NOW- YOU NAVE HA! + YOU JUST MADE THAT. 1 ADV! 0 NTO THAT STOCK Sure SCHEME nt YM INVESTING 950,000) EXTRA LITTLE FORTUNES 'D LIKE TO SEE YOu GET pod THIS TOO= YOU HAVE A LOT | OF. LOOSE CASH LAYING Me INVE * Bre 1$ DOING NER OWN COOKING- (7 HENRIETTA - 1 UST COULON'T WASHING-= IRONING AND SEWING - KEEP AWAY= 1 JUST HAVE TO TELL ff SOMEBODY ABOUT ‘THE GOOD NEWS AT THE PLANT= THE SALES MANAGER TOLD ME SIHIS MORNING THAT NE HAS ORDERS BOOKED FOR 1932- AND TNE PRODUCTION DEPARTMENT 1S WORKING| JWENTY-FOUR HOURS A DAY= THINK OF (T= AND NO LET UP IN SIGHT— WHAT ON EARTH ARE WE GOING, To DO WITH ALL THE BONRY Jory “TLL YOU GET YouR DIVIDEND CHECKS = [ AY AS ALARK 47 MORN TILL NIGHT HENRIETTA ZANDER’ FINDS REAL HAPPINESS FOR THE FIRST TIME IN NER LIFES GREAT HEAVENS = IT'S ToM- HE'S COMING UP IN A FEW MWINUTES- BUT THINK OF THE FUTURE = SHE CAN FORGEY THE PRESENT AND THE PAST — IF ‘TOM WOULD ONLY PROPOSE — Py NOW - WHO CAN, THAT BE ? Some * A CREDITOR- Sut 'S IN LOVE WITH “TOM CARR - REALLY AND TRULY IN LOVE = Ar SHE CAN ONLY KEEP UP APPEARANCES SHE 1% SURE SOONER OR LATER HES WILL PROPOSE To HER= Scarcety A PENNY To HER NAME - AND NOTHING TO EAT IN ‘THE HOUSE = SHE WAS: FORCED TO SELL WER CAR YESTERDAY= re GASOLINE ALLEY—MORE SURPRISES Yi 1 JUST KNOW HE Witt YYZ, Ke THE IDEA BUT OF COURSE GGG NOT TO BEGIN WITH. I'LL GY; HAVE ‘TO START AN AGITATION IN FANOR OF IT. THERE ARE JUST SO MANY <Y THINGS TO DO WHEN You START LOOKING INTO THE SUBJECT. BUT THERE ARE ONE OR TWO I'D Love f} TODO. 1! WANT TO PLAN THEM OLT AND SURPRISE WALT. THE ONIN THING AGAINST {T 1S THAT THE CHILOREN CAN'T BE IN ON 'T. ANO 1 DON'T KNOW HOW 1 CAN GXIST THAT LONG WITHOUT HERE'S YOUR RUBY, MR, HECT JUSTAS WE FOUND IT. /GREAT WORM, STEELE / NOW, WHATIS MY SHH-- WEEP STILL! 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