The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 6, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, JUNE 6, 1931 ' SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark OFF. |<”. © 1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. 52 “Rut, Honey, there aren't any gangster pictures playing this week.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | ain nice CAN'T FAIL THEM HARD ON THE NERVES “We can’t stand the reduci:on of | you propose. We demand a The work is so wearing to the to the nerves?” You y to stand behind the stage | to the songs.” 5 just the reason."—| Charleroi. “Yes. Moustique, Father (reading aloud to son)— “and after a time he awoke to find himself a very rich man.” \ Mother—I wouldn't read Bobby fairy stories, dear. Father—Fairy story, nothing. I'm reading about last night's heavy- weight championship fight. — The Pathfinder. chauffeur; he’s nearly killed me four times. i RESTORERS AS RESTORATIVES | Wife: Oh, give him “How did you come to raid that|chance—Tit-Bits” —— barber shop?” the dry agent was) asked. 1 “Well” he replied, “it struck me find of funny that such a lot of fel-| Jows should buy hair restorer from a/{0". hay. whe dealer $50, how many bbald-headed barber."—Boston Tran-|" winie: A little over four tons. script. Teacher: You know that isn't | right. sDid Annabelle marry for love or| ‘wiitie: rt ain't right, but they do it just the same.—Irish Independent. KNOWS HE'S RIGHT Teacher: If coal is $10 @ ton and “She married # college professor.”— | (The Pathfinder. ANOTHER PROSPECT Correct this sentence: “Now that! Author: I have good news for you.! By Blosser you have deeded everything to us,"| Wife: Have you sold your novel? said the children, “we'll never forget! Author: No; but I've found a pub- how much we owe you.” lisher to whom I have not sent it yet. —Answers. The alligator lives to be 400 vears old, and you never saw one of them hitting a little ball for exercise. NOW THEY WILL! The query that “stumps’ all ap- plicants for jobs in the New York fire The little darlings who recited department is: “What piece of fire ‘Curfew’ with so much expression apparatus won't go up a one-way got jobs, but where will the street?” ‘eneration get its radio announ- No applicant has ever answered it correctly. The answer is, “A fire boat."—New York Mirror. ct stub on The unemployed might be in a is yours? worse fix. They don’t follow a plow gage. Daily Cross-word Puzzle 8. Withdraw 7. Music drama 8 Bars on type 9 ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle writers Kind of bal- ded fabrie fruit aney Sub-offices Refore Mineral sprin rd the tered —| oR zim/ >} to an anchor 28, Palmyra palm leaf: \ar. teep flax . 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