The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 4, 1931, Page 10

INSLE BIM 's RIGHT- HE IS MAD AS A HORNET= FuRiOus! AND HE HAS GOOD SAUSE To BE=- FOR LAST NIGHT WHEN NE CALLED ON HENRIETTA- He FOUND TOM CARR ON THE FRONT STEPS KISSING HER GOOD NIGHT= —— WE WILL PUT A STOP TO THIS = HE 1S NO SAP- AS THOUGH } Me OING TO STAN’ S FOR THIS= KISSING TOM CARR= THAT LITTLE UPSTART— WELL - SHE'LL NOT Fool WITH ME VLU CALL NER UP AND THRASH THIS WANTED TO GET AN g | COULDN'T J \OEA OF WHAT IT WOULD COST, MISS FLASH, FOR A LITTLE SUMMER COTTAGE UM THINKING OF BUYING, WITHOUT - SEEING THE CAN You BEAT THAT 7 1 WAS JUST TALKING To HENRIETTA ON THE PHONE = 1} TOLD NER THAT I LOVED HER= BUY | WAR NOT GOING TO STAND FOR HER RUNNING AROUND WITH TOM CARR — AND SHAT | REFUSED Yo PLAY SECOND FIDDLE ANY LONGER — AND BO You KNOW WHAT SHE Said ? THAT | WAS LUCKY To . BE IN THE BAND AT ALL YOU GET IN MY CAR, MISS FLASH. | WONDER WHO WE CAN BE BACK ON GARTH WALT IN AN HOUR WALLET 1S : TAKING OUT IN HIS COUPE. : WELL= I'LL TELL You BIMBO= ” THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A WISE MAN AND A FOOL, — WISE MAN ONLY WISHES. fan WAY HE MAY POSSIBLY OBTAIN — WHILE THE FOOL SEEKS AFTER AND CRAVES IMPOSSIBILITIES — yal with HIS HEARTS OF GOL — IF HE COULD SEE HENRIETTA| lh; Reg. U.S. Pat. Of; Copyright, 1931,hy The Chicago Tribune. CHINTZ WOULD BE DARLING IN - THIS ROOM, MR. f WALLET, WITH A SILNER CEILING JA THAT SAW MISS ‘ANID BLUE . /{ FLASH GET INTO UPHOLSTERED MY CAR— AND CHAIRS. : BUSN-BODY IN , “T tell you, boss, Tm too sick to come to work. If you don’t believe me, you can talk with the doctor—he's right here with me now.” NOW YOU TELL ON | <_ THE ALLEN: Another difference between death nd taxes is that death doesn't get ‘worse every time the Legislature meets.—Akron Beacon-Journal. “Mummy, Tom has taken the largest piece of cake, and it is unfair, because he was cating cake three years before I was born.”—Answers. | A barber says it requires only thirty-eight strokes of the razor to take the hair off a man’s face. The ohers used are, of course, for remov- ing the skin.—Passing Show. Movie Director (to actress)\—Don't look so stupid, please. We have fin- ished with the love scene. Actress— Yes sir, but the man I played opposite has just proposed to me.—Pathfinder. If certain states’ rights advocates fhad their way the United States would become the Untied States— ‘The Pathfinder. Mrs. Ippi—No one ever talks about Alida Piebake. Miss Ouri—Poor dear; hasn’t she any friends at all?—The Pathfinder. Goforth—My mother-in-law has only visited my home once since I got married. Comeback—You're lucky. Goforth—Lucky? She's never left! —The Pathfinder. T am proud to be a Rotarian —Wil- Nam Lyon Phelps. Americans could not be happy without prohibition.—J. B. Priestley. Wife (second inning of game): Let’s go, John. where we came in!—Life. second Tnis is Golliwog—Mrs. Lucas is always complaining that she has so little to wear. | Pollywog—Well, I saw her at a ball Hast night and she seemed to be wear- jing it—Tthe Pathfinder. Employer—What did you do with that bunch of checks I had on my | desk, New Janitor—Was dem _ things |checks? Ah thought dey was jes’ ad- |vustisements an’ Ah burnt ‘em up, like you tole me to. Employer—Burned them up! Jump- ing Jehosophat, I've been working for @ month to collect enough money to even a list of the people who paid me. —The Pathfinder. There is nothing wrong with Chi- cago.—Mayor Anton J. Cermak. Quiz—What's the difference be- |tween @ husband and an iceman? | @Quip—My feeble brain won't an- swer. Quiz—Well, a husband has only one wife while an iceman takes his pick.— The Pathfinder. Stockett — He who laughs last laughs best. Sellers—Yeah, but he soon gets a reputation for being dumb — The Pathfinder. “I don’t know the meaning of su- perstition.” “Well, all you're got to do is look in your dictionary.”"—The Pathfinder. Mrs. Getwedd — When you found you couldn't accept the invitation to my wedding why didn’t you send your regrets? Miss Sourgrape—Oh, I thought you'd have enough of your own pret- ty soon.—The Pathfinder. Dail ACROSS 1. Artifice . Winged 10. The south Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 12. Smooth 13. Hire 18. Redbreast 20. Saltpeter wind ens |. In a line hess pieces ‘lowers 5. Room in a ship . Rescue 7. Antic . Urehin Lair Dutch meter Exclamation 5. Matter that : Give forth Cylindrical settles to the bottom of a liquid . Discount . 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ANYBODY WOULD SUSPECT HIM AN’ GO \NOULDNT EVER THINK OF LOOKIN’ THERE Ou. YOU LIVE {* JUST ACROSS THE INTO * THE - HALL,ON HER WAY TO PAY THE QENT SHE MET MRS ROACH, THE LADY _ WHO LIVES: NEXT Door, AND WAS INVITED FOR TEA sam, /' NEeRLr CRazr WITH A ) (4 SO SORRY, kitry! tte Tete cu22 GONE OVER TS DocToR ate RIGHT! FILLER'S OFFICE! a OF COURSE WE % (MNENT LWED WERE LONG, BUT CHICK AND I ARE HERE ALL NIGHT...WHYy, | WR. MELLINGER... L ITS AFTER MIONIGHT | | DONT WANT ANYTHING You UP AT NOW AN' YOU WOULONT | | To HAPPEN To IT, \WANT To TAKE A Now THAT I'M THIS CHANCE OF HANIN’® SOMEBOCY HOLDIN' THERE ARE JUST Four f OF US. HOW ABOUT A FEW A SAZLY IDEA, HE% BUDDY, 00ES YOUR TrPEWRITER NEED REPAIRS : TTT Ap Nar oes \T.1L FEEL 30ST AS SAD ABOUT IT AS TH! CoONT Does ! WAY, LVE BEEN LOOKIN’ FOWARD To THis 'S TuAT OKEH MRS.GUNN? You CANT LOSE SHES JUST GONE ACROSS THE STREET To SEE A DENTIST: LASTEN © IN TW! FIRET PLACE J 1F We, HONOR CANT WAIT TL A DECENT TIME OF DAY, WT AIN'T WORTH FIGHTIN FoR. AN YH! SECOND PLACE, WF TW’ COUNT 16 SUCH A GENTLEMAN, HEAL LET ME GET MX SLEEP OUT , AND IN ‘TH’ THIRD PLACE, GENTLEMEN DON'T GET OP RY SUNRISE