The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, June 2, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JUNE 2, 1981 y wt tal $0! youre THE MAN WHO COULDN'T THEN- NOW IS IT THAT GOSH! 1 SAW HIM “TIELP ME CLEAN THE ATTIC THIS AFTERNOON-| SHAT MR. AND MARS. FALLOW]/ WASN'T” 1 SAW THAT FELLOW DIDN'T You TELL ME THAT You SAW You AT ME- MIN= SELES MAD TO ATTEND A BIG BUSINESS MEETING= THAT WAS ‘y Yop NEVER SAW AND THAT YOU COULDN'T SPARE THE BASE BALL ANOTHER 2 ery OY RESEMBLANCE THE TIME ? GAME s FELLOW- ¢ CR YWEEN TODAY ¢ PEOPLE YOuR , * o GEE WHIZ, I'M BEHIND IN_ MN CORRESPONDENCE! "VE GOT SO MANN LETTERS 4N' POSTMARKS THAT YOU FOLKS HAVE SENT ME THAT "M AFRAID | CAN'T CATCH UP. ' HANE SOME KEEN ONES. AN’ IF + CAN'T GET To ALL 2 ©1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. aed he bes You LIN | CERTAINLY DO : “Oh, I don't suppose I really want any. 1 always start cutting up THANK NOU A LOT RIGHT NOW. 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EXTRA! should be crumbled in your soup or |r 4 easons for Staying Out Late.” WHOM I THING WAS, WHERE'S THAT WANE THE RUBY, BUT TL 2 or whether it should be dunked.| Housewife: And what makes you GO ACCUSING ANY- } co teeould like to enter this argument |think it would interest me? WE RUBY TuaT eoy Nica du RuBY? Quick! Give You MY \Woro IT FRECKLES FINDS THE HECTOR with the statement that one vroced-| Salesman: Well, I happen to have! AND HIS WS STOLEN ERO) asic UIA PONT OoT WITH IT. RUBY" HIS KEEN SENSE OF MEMORY Bee, ene ss foolish es ee FRIENDS OLD MAN UECTOR... IDENTIFIED THIS MAN AS GINKLEy, Corn bread should not be soaked in ue LETS ON THAT A MAN FARBAR GANGED UP with liquid of any kind if one is to secure} Each of these knows how much bet- WE DOESN'T KNOW IN THE VALLEy, the best results. It should be masti-|ter off we are than Europe. Liquor ME,BUT HE WNows 1] OF vanisuen (7 ; . cated and enjoyed thoroughly vy this|has ruined the food in Europe. The! 4 . 4 procedure.—Bernard Macfadden French are half asleep all the time, ME ALL RieuT.. and their digestive tracts are so par- ut Tt is as silly for farmers t> own!alyzed by alcohol that they don’t) ‘The Ruby Is . iS NAME IS their own farms as it would be for|know what good food is.—Rev. Dr. Found! x sailors to own their own ships. Both | Christian F. Reisner. | HERE ARE THE belong to the lowest grade of labor 1 pa and are far too stupid to be trusted | IT’S AN OUTRAGE | roe with the care of valuable property| As if New York bootleggers and| my HEY! WuRey and the production of useful goods.—|speakeasy proprietors didn't have! fg] UP... WE 6OT H. L. Mencken. enough expense, they are to be asked XK SomEeBoDy DOUBLE CHECK Next Sunday services will be held at 11 o'clock at the north end of the church, and at 3:30 o'clock at the to support a dry newspaper.—Life. For'sfou!! ECONOMIC NOTE , By Blosser This daylight saving is all srong in this year of grace. From what ex- south end. 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