The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 29, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MAY 29, 1931 : AR FURNISHINGS i THE WIDOW CANCELLED NER DEBT WITH SCOOGE: HE GAVE HIM Aten HER. TOM:CARR STOCK = AND IN RETURN WE oa ed THE NOTE SHI SIGNED WHEREBY HE WAS ‘TO FINANCE HER MATRIMONIAL VENTURES — AND SME WAS To PAY BACK ALL THAT SHE BORROWED AT 400% INTEREST-| S1k_ MONTHS AFTER HER MARRIAGE = SHE 13 NOW SEATED IN FRONT OF THE FIRE PLACE WATCHING THE NOTE GO UP N FLAMES = BELIEVE ME I'M GOIN' TO LEAVE HIM STRICTLN WELL | SEE OLD SCABB HAS JUST MOVED IN| DOWN NEXT TO THE CORNER. A NICE NEIGHBOR TO HAVE. 3+ course, dear, we'll want to get everything—but hadn't we better put off things like bird cages until we've been married for a week or 50?” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | LAW BUSINESS GOOD FOUNDATION Nurse: Please, ma'am, young Mas-| Teashop Proprietoress: I'm sorry ter Jack ran away and I can't find}you don’t like my buns, but I can as- him, We were in the park. sure you that this business has been Mistress: But didn't you speak to| built up almost entirely on my cook- an? ery! Yes, I was speaking to a} Candid Customer: I don’t doubt it. policeman when Master Jack ran off.| With a few more buns like those you —Mousique, Charleroi. |could build a hotel!—Tit-Bits. LIKES 'EM YOUNG Wife: Going to the club again| “Well, Bobby, exclaimed the elder- and you know the rent is due next|1y woman visitor, “how you have week. grown! Ba you're not too old to you?” PLENTY OF TIME Oh, T shall be | Kiss, a Husband (calmly): E back before then.—Lustige Kolner Ni answered Bobby, “but you Zeintung, Cologne. are.”"—Tit-Bits. TRUE STORY TRUE ADVICE ‘There are many cults in Europe; tire nae must one do to have b6U-lenich believe in going without on pl clothes. Over here we call people like ‘Nothing.”—Montreal Star. that night club entertainers. —Judge. | : { “Me be a doctor when I grow up?| Add Pitiful Figures: The bank Oh, boy, not a chance—honest, Doc, cashier who studied travel literature £ couldn't kill a fly!"—Judge. |three months and then discovered | somebody else had robbed the bank. —Judge. i ‘ HIS OWN IDEA ‘Then there was the Scot whose wife ‘wanted to lose weight—so he kept her Wworrled.—Judge. AK friend of ours discovered that a Wacuum cleaner would remove fleas; A local author seems headed for! ‘from his dog. That was a month ago./eternal fame. He's going to pen a! He still has the suction turned on!dope-smugeling story without any while he's trying to figure out what heroin in it. to do with a bag full of fleas.—Judge. | And we don't mind the wolf on our doorstep; it’s the pacing up and down! that annoys us.—Judge. | We will now pause while Miss And this is a funny country. You/Stenchnozzle sings “My Love Lies go to jail if you import any liquor! Sleeping” with a male chorus. from Cuba and yet they let all that Cuban music in.—Judge. | Fond Father (recommending bed-; time story)—And if the skillery-skall-; Polite Host—Would you like to sit/ery alligator doesn’t gnaw the pur-/ on my right hand during dinner? pley elephant, I'll tell you next— | Equally Polite Guest—But can you | Little Oswald—Mom, Pop's been eat all right with your left? mates again, | ! Daily Cross-word Puzzle | across Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 12. Vehicle for 1, Fodder pit snow travel 5. Our mutual =< 13. 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Incapable of 7, Pronoun 67. Not many 58: Narrow pase ope eaiisupoort & Small bira 68. Bustle ins ; Japanese 70. Perform 57. In a direct, Be indebted admiral 71: Canadian line of de- 19. Short facket province: scent 11. Holding» back abbr. GEE! TUS 1S FRECKLES, WHERE T Live, AND HIS FRIENDS Back in Shadyside! NO MORE CAN NE NOLD THAT OVER MY NEAD — WHAT A LOAD OFF MY SHOULDERS — RUE — | AM PENNILESS AGAIN = BUT | AM STARTING LIFE OVER WITH A CLEAN SLATE AND CLEAN HANDS — 1 WILL FIND SOME WAY TO SURVIVE= UNCLE BIA MAY KEEP HIS MILLIONS — MY HEART BELONGS TO THE MAN | LOVE = DEARER THAN | EVER LOVED ANYTH IN MY LIFE = TOM CARR THE MAN | ADORE = JUST CODLES OF MONEN TOCKED AWAN SQUEEZING WIDOWS AND / Cy ORPHANS. CHILDREN. “THEN WERE “TAKEN ING HE BEAT HIS WIFE AND OROVE HER OUT NEARS AGO. THE NEIGHBORS HAO TO TAKE CARE OF = HER. STARNING HIS ABUSED HIS HORSES ONTIL THEN HAD TO TAKE THEM AWAN FROM AWAN FROM HIM 1 ONCERSTAND. SHADYSIDE F WELL, @ WELL, WELL.. WHATS NUMBER FoRTY SEVEN STOPPING FoR SHE USUALLY TEARS THROUGH WERE, DOIN’ BETTER THAN SIXTY... WONDER IF TLL PROBABLY GET eceey bAID OFF FOR STOPPIN’ ; Lie THis,BUT TLL = WWELL , THAD A TOUGH TIME GETTING "You OUT, CHICK~YOU + SEE ,\VS SUST AS EASY To GET BAL FOR A MURDERER AS WT WS" FOR A MAN WHO'S INFOR PETIT LARCENY WEN LAWYER Haan LERRNED THAT CHARGES AGAINST # HIS. CLIENT HAD, FoR SOME MYSTERIOUS REASON, BEEN DROPPED AND “THAT! CHICK WAS * FREE: HE WASTED ‘NO TIME: IN CLNIMING ALL THE CREDIT », OQ Mom Pulls Her Trick: By Cowan sayy THERE WASN'T ANY DINER ) tH’ HALEWAY On THAT LeCAL / Just GOT SALESMAN] oF of - WHERE'S a Place SAM Te aT? A NES, I PULLEDA FEW WIRES , THROUGH (INFLUENTIAL FRIENDS — BIG POLITICIANS =AND, OF COURSE, IT COST "WE PLENTY - BUT 1 PUT TT OVUER SO; Ts WAS: You t wro GOT Hick * VG OF JL: WAS SUS(E, SEE THET THIS GENT GITS OUR REGULAR DINNER. AND GIT HM OUTA HERE QUICK! HES (iN A HURRY f AN KEPT HER ON TAKE THAT CHANCE, OB,NO You DIDN'T, MR. YANK! GOT CacK OUT OF “THAT JML MYSELF IBY A SIMPLE TRICK- YOU KNOW, AS WELL AS I DO, THAT CHICK HERES ‘rer (ce-Wate MIsTER! WILL A Have HAM AND SPINACH? A NIECE TO f COME AND KEEP HOUSE 2 FOR HIM AND HE LOCKED HER UP AND # GANE A BON B TEN CENTS To PULL HIS CARROTS FOR HIM AND THEN CHARGED HIM TEN CENTS BREAD ANID FOR ONG WATER BECAUSE CARROT HE SAID SHE WASTED SOAP. Reg U.S Par Of. Coperight, 1931, 8 be The Chicaco,tribute _ TLL SLIP NY COAT ON AN’ GET A BREATH OF AIR (/ SO-- WHEN Me. BLOTD MSSED HIS MILK AGAIN THIS MORNING , HE KNEW WE HAD ACCUSED ON 4 INNOCENT PARTY AND HE z DASHED OVER To THE JAIL, AS I KNEW HE WOULD, AND WITHOREW THE CHARGES - ) ¥ Wee, THEN OINNER, 1S OVER / WELL, LESSEE +++ RERE ARE PISTOLS * KNIVES -. WEN WE CAN HAVE A SWORD « AN’ AW, TAL UST TAKE A 6000 1’ SQUIRREL RFLE