The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 27, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, MAY 27, 1931 “Be sure and make ‘em the same make his last the longest.” - i REG. U.S. PAT. OFF. size. We're going to see who can | NOW YOU TELL ONE ‘ AN OLD SPANISH CUSTOM Bugles sounded and the mighty drawbridge fell to admit the king, clad in shining armor, mounted on a; Chaney. His was an enviable home black steed and preceded by twelve Pages, gorgeous in gold and lace. The maid of honor, leaning against the battlements, smiled provocatively at the blue-eyed leader of the attend- ants, and received in return an un-| mistakable wink. “Boy!” she murmured, guess that’s making the front page!" And thus another quaint custom began.— Judge. EXCEPTION “Do you always patch things up after a quarrel?” asked the young married man. “Well, no,” replied the old grouch. “Only yesterday my wife broke a vase that nobody will ever be able to mend.” ed which is said to eliminate a horse winning by a nose. We discovered that we could eliminate that years ago by simply betting on the horse.— Judge. An extra session of Congress is pro- posed as & means of ending the de- pression. Most people prefer the de- Pression.—Judge. Nature is grand. She puts sap in| trees as a protection against the sap} who leaves camp fires. However, at least this much «an be said in the matter of Hoover and the depression: Tt hasn't the President's approval.—Judge. ‘ SLIGHT DIFFERENCE Customer—I was told to buy either! @ casserole or a camisole and I can't remember which. Clerk—Ah! Is the chicken dead or| alive? |There is some talk of making the |normal fighting strength—Judge. | \ SCANDAL One of the cleanest and best liked men in Hollywood was the late Lon life. Therefore it was with great sur- prise that a director listened to Lon’s excuse One morning when he showed up late. “I was setting a trap for my wife,” said Lon simply. i ‘at heavens! What do you sus- pei “A mouse,” said Lon seriously as he searched for his make-up kit. NO IN-BETWEEN Cashing a personal check is about ple either don't know you well enough or they know you too well.—Judge. migration experts tell us a few year: ago that Mediterranean people didn’t: possess the pecullar qualities needed | for success in America? When King Prajadhipok of Siam/| visited us recently he wasn’t entirely a stranger. Some of us had aiready; become familiar with his name through the medium of the crossword puzzle.—Judge. EFFICIENT IN THE BARN | “When prices are low, the farmer j is further involved by having to sup-; port idle cattle,” says the banker. cows catch mice in their spare time. | | And it certainly didn’t take the| the hardest thing in the world. Peo-/ FRIENDS | Speaking of Al Capone, didn’t im-| LD SCOOGE IS FRANTIC — + anna ME REMEMBERS HOW THE WIDOW LANDER CAME TO MIS OFFICE AND TRIED TO BORROW 410,000. To INVEST IN TOM CARR STOCK = OOLILOSEOT Blue TOLD HIM TOM HAD ADVISED HER THAT THE STOCK WOULD BE WORTH TWENTY -FINE TIMES ITS VALUE IN TEN DAYS = _—_— HE LAUGHED AT HER= 1 CAN'T BELIEVE MY EYES = WELL= THAT'S ONCE } WAS WRONG) AND HE WIDOW WAS RIGHT = AS ‘TOM CARR TOLO NER- THE STOCK 1s Now WORTH JUST TWENTY-FIVE TIMES WHAT IT WAS = HERE'S THAT ESTIMATE ON REPAIRS TO THAT COTTAGE UP ON THE LAKE, MR. WALLET. FRECKLES bs AND HIS Beene HIS way . ALONG TUE RoorS oF ME COACHES, FRECKLES IS NEARING The BIG ENGINE OF THe FAST Express Just in Time! By Blosser Democrats very long to get back to Some states seem to get the best | breaks. There's North Dakota. for | instance, that's going to lose a Con-| gressman in the reapportionment— Judge. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 15. Makes a mis- 1. Put through take a sieve Firm 6. Swiss moun- jew England tains state: abbr. 9. Mark of 27. Quantity of omission matter { 34. Horseback 28. Avarice | game 30. Coarse file 25. Greater 31. Feminine amount name 16. Music drama 32. Steps for 17. By one's seif crossing & } 19. Marry fence | 20. Mercenary {U| 35. European 21; South Amer- al finch ican ani- S| 37. Feg-shaped _ mals figures 3. Peel T| 39. Shoots from Request ambush Incinerating 49, Hoarfrost . Piural ending 41, Diving duck Oya i: = = 46. Component Dart 60. Dishes of Breen herbs 64. Scene of com- bat 65. Steep flax 46. Silkworm 4 4h, SHENO"™,, 68. Biblical word <r ove of unknown acts meaning &1. Not old 6%. Article of 82. Symbol tor beliet stibium 70. Sufficient: 64. Those that make less hard ar 8 87. Moisten 74. Boil on the 69. Weaving eyelid machine 3. Hastened . Bracina medi- 65. Chinese name cine f . Agreement poet 1 Rounded roof 11. Speed . Monkey Lopsided California Matron rockfish? Outbuilding var. eine . Rub out laything. col || ll 49. Shops . Ages 2. Track left by a mowing machine 53. College tn ure: slang Kentucky of Buddha 66. Winter vehicles 58. Cards next below the Jack Utters words Ourselves a ed ed '- MEER Reunited! Double Surprise: BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES ONE MORE CAR MY HENNENS WHAT A NIGHTMARES § DREAMED. THOT AN ARMY OF COPS WERE LOCKING CHICK IN ATTERRIBLE DUNGEON FOR LIFE AND HE Was. CALLING MY NAME — AN TLL BE Goop THINGS COME DONE UP IN SMALL LESMAN PACKAGES -/ GUESS GU22'LL FIND SA! THAT OUT WHEN HE SEES WHAT SAM 1 GoT HIM FoR His BIRTHORY! * A _CARPENTER. GEE! THE CINDERS UP HERE ARE AS Thick AS FLYS ae WHAT? A DIAMOND Te Oty FOR ME? AN-HA! SHE MAS MONEYS HERE IS A THOUGHTS IR THE WIDOW ZANDER HAD # 10,000.2% INVESTED WHAT A: SUCKER IT WAS= WHN_DIBN'T IN THAT STOCK AS SNE TAKE THE TIP = AND INVEST MONEY MYSELF ? SAID SNE HAD WHEN SNE CALLED = SHE I$ WORTH Just ©250,000,02 wich BELONGS TO ME= AND WHICH | AN GOING TO COLLECT — EY, UZ n \ HOPE NOU TOLD HIM WE DON'T WANT’ ANY CARPENTERS FUSSING AROUND. 1M TRYING TO GET THIS HOUSE STRAIGHTENED AS IT 15, OH, JUST GOLLY, WON'T PHYLLIS BE PLEASED WHEN \ GET THAT SUMMER COTTAGE ON THE LAKE ALL SHIP- SHAPE AND GURPRISE HER WITH IT! IM LANDING CHICK! CureK) 1S “wr Reus STORE, Too / WELL, HERE 2 AM, AT LAST....AN’ 2 HOPE THIS'1S SOFT CoAL. (TS ‘our BuetHDAY { AND THAT STONE _ CAME From RuUBYS JEWELRY Fine, sata! Thats THE BIGGEST sUR— PRise EVER Hey! vont DRINK Twat, Lf mr 41eFef GONNA GET A AND IF SHE SUCCEEDED IN BORROWING THE %/0,000.2 SHE TRIED TO GET FROM ME - SOMEWHERE ELSE~ AND INVESTED THAT ALSO— SHEN SHE HAS $500,000.22 ISN BELONGS TO ME= el ON THE IM! A HALF MILLION DOLLARS WILL HELP = es Ii | GREAT ScoT! AM \WHERE DID you BUT ‘suaar, COP UNLOCKED THE CELL DOOR | YouNE, BEEN AND “TOLD ME I WAS FREE !> ‘DID (Te LET'S CALL MOM'N PoP, / YoU HINEN'T, THEY'LL BE SURPRISED HAD IN TT val 1 SEEING THINGS. COME FRom 2 ONCE SKID NOU WHEN YA FIND OUT 1 HA0 1T CHARGED rat ee ee ee aaa a ee ee a ee Pe eee aon a i re