The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 22, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, MAY 22, 1931 COS 0. “Now, here's three dellars, 1 don't » Cre boys tonight, but if you start losing heavily, stop and come home.” TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES | SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark | o Rs S.PAT_OFF__© 193 BY NEA SERVICE, I mind your playing poker with the THE FEMALE KIND Mrs. Bindler: Is there any differ- Thomas, between a fort and a 2 Mr. Bindler: T should imagine a fortress would be more difficuli to si- lenee.—Tit-Bits. Sania GIVING HIM THE DOPE “T want to bring young Wivelspoon ; home to dinner tonight,” said the husband. “Bring him tonight!” shrieked his wife. “You know that the maid left without notice. and the bab: utting teeth, and I've got a cold, and the butcher says we can’t have anv more meat until we pay the bill... .” “Yes, I know all that,” he interrupt- ed. “That's why I want to bring him home. I like the young fathead and he’s thinking of getting married.”— Tit-Bits. ANXIOUS TO KNOW | For nearly an hour the girl had} ‘been compelled to listen to the fatu-} ous guest. | “T fell off my bicycle last week and | was knocked senseless,” he said. H “When do you expect to get better?” | she asked quickly.—Tit-Bits. PROFITABLE QUARREL 1 She—Jack, I was wrong to treat you! the way I did. You'll forgive me for| being so angry with you all last week? | He—Sure! That's all right. T saved | $22 while we weren't on speaking terms.—Capper's Weekly. You may break, you may close saloons if you will; but hooch money | will bribe officialdom still. | Affinities: Strangely matched peo- | ple who fall in love beacuse they have, no chance to meet their own kind. | NOW YOU TELL ONE TOO GOOD A SPORT ‘ “But I thought you said Jane mar- ried a man who made a model hus- band.” “So she thought at the time. but he! turned out to be a sports mode).—An- swers. NOTHING ELSE LEFT A colored man, injured in a motor accident, died and the insurance ad- juster went to investigate. “Did Washington P. Johnsen live here?” he asked the weeping woman who opened the door. “Yassah,” she replied between sobs. want to see the remains.” i] With a new sense of impertance,; the dusky widow drew herself erect and answered proudly: “Ise de re- mains.” The family tree is peculiar that way. You can’t start any other kind with a nut and produce peaches. ing about the burden o: “war paying twice as much for and extravagance.— Groani taxes;” waste, graft Americanism. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle . Part of speech inted tools Not sleeping SIPIA ry More tender = 1 rier {ult | Goddess of 2 AIP ITILIE| | Fegetation, VIEIRIA Ae ND tp be Ld Moon LI] E|D aorta be A TIETR] © tm proressione a= 31. Devoured 40. Hoisting mas IL |O|V EME 1S] 43. more courte- IAIVIE|RIS| LIUIC] 44. ardor MEIN MME! ElLlA! “mouthed AIR T RE SIVIN] 42. onder ot mene . 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Rational footed birds } THE GUMPS—TO BE—OR NOT TO BE IT MEANS THAT ON THE 25TH OF THIS MONTH = 1 AM EITHER WORTH A HALF MILLION BOLLARS AND THE HAPPIEST WOMAN ON EARTH = WITH THE PROSPECTS OF MARRYING THE DEAREST MAN THAT EVER LIVED — OR THAT HE 1S SPOOFING ME— AND THAT MY $20,000,— ALL THAT | CAN EVER SCRAPE UP IS GONE AND THAT | MUST MOVE FROM HERE TO THE POOR HOUSE= HELLO- Tom DEAR ~' WELL | SEE THE STOCK ts DOWN SEVEN POINTS WELL = TOM CARR STOCK 1S DOWN SEVEN POINTS TODAY = ) HOPE HE IS RIGHT— WHEN HE SAYS — } CAN'T LOSE AND THAT ) WILL MAKE ALL OF JHAT MONEY = WELL SIMPLY HAVE To TRUST IN HIM— < JUST NAVE CONFIDENCE IN JUDGMENT — MW OUST THREE DAYS = MONDAY- THE 25 TH YOUR STOCK WILL BE WORTH ENTY-FIVE TIMES My tS VALUE= Be EN WORRIED? AT THAT, WALT, 1 THINK tT WOULD BE OK. NOU'LL LET ME PITCH A TENT IN YOUR BACK NARO WON'T ANERN, I'VE GOT A SWELL IDEA. "VE BEEN TO LOOK AT A SUMMER COTTAGE ON LAKE LARVA AND I'M THINKING OF BUNING [tT FOR PHNLLIS' WEDDING ANNIVERSARY. BESIDES NOU MAN. GET TIRED OF (T IN ONE SEASON AND THEN NOU'VE BE CAREFUL, WALT. THERE ARE LIABLE TO BE MOSQUITOES, LEAKN ROOFS AND SMOKN BUT IT'S HIGH AND ORV AND A FELLA CAN HAVE A BOAT — AND PRACTICE CASTING ANNWAY. BUT THIS COULD BE MADE INTO A PEACH CFA MAN BE ALL FISHED OUT AND THE WIE HAVE TO GET TO HIM BEFORE HE LEAVES THE STATION ... COME ON I! Stow mE THE QUICKEST way To THE DEPOT '! Dre OF THE THREE 8, FRECKLES) ROBBERS” AND HIS |cetureo nas FRIENDS | Savesceo, te IN6 STEELE THAT FARBARS AGENT LEFT & DAD witt DRINK THAT COFFEE TONIGHT AND HIS TRAIN WiLL BE WRECKED '! WHAT TIME DOES HIS TRAIN PULL They'll Have to Hurry! FRECKLES was SUPPOSED To DRINK, BUT wHicH MRS.CULLER PUTIN By Blosser |, canuos Twermos| DO YOU MEAN THOT CHICK) LANVER HAWK IS]/ WELL, I'M No LawverR,) SMUGGLE Don't BE Sitey! wv's SimpLe . MOM’N AS STILL i TaAt DAMP DOING EVERY THING ]] BUT TLL BET “THAT B \ A HACK. SAW YOu KNOW CHICK NEVER STOLE A WONDER ff POP OLD SNL. 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