The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 20, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUN: WEDNESDAY, MAY 20, 1931 | SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark | WELL = GOOD BY OLD POVERTY — VM SERVING NOTICE ON YOU NOW - JHAT.ON THE 257H OF THE MONTH YOUR LEASE EXPIRES — AND OUT YOU GO — ON THAT DAY - THE BI@ MERGER TAKES PLACE = AND MY %20,000.~ INVESTED IN TOM CARR STOCK WILL BE. WORTH A MILLION = AND TOM WILL GIVE UNCLE BIM_ AN AWFUL RACE IN THE FINANCIAL WORLD — DEAR OLD TOM= HOW Hi p IDSOME YO F LOOKES YESTERDAY = AND NOW THAT IW You POOR DEAR = SHAT TIE OF YOURS —}j IN LOVE WITH YOU - TOM- DEAR = } WILL NOT BE CONTENT UNTIL 1 GET YOu THE MERE FACT THAT } HAVE RICHES AND AM OUT OF DEBT WILL NOT SATISFY ME= THE POOREST PERSON IN THE WORLD 1S THE ONE WHO NAS MONEY AND NOTHING ELSES fT QUST DRIVES ME FRANTIC VLU SIMPLY HAVE ‘To TAKE You IN HAND AND LOOK AFTER HENRIETYAS © recone To CALL You MENRIETTA by ALE EON IGHT SIE HAL NEVER ae REALS WHAT XA CHARMING “Yon betds is all wet—I say the woild scries will be played at St. Louis again this year.” PUTTING IT N' LY “Lve got a pretty distasteful job be- fore me.” remarked the genclogist. rich employed me 10 lo lily tree, and I'v that one of her relatives was electrocuted.” “Why worry about write that the man in quest cupied the chair of applicd elect i at one of our public institutions.”— Humorist. CAN’T GET OVER THAT “Sorry to hear your engagement 1s) broken off, old chap.” “I shall get over it. But the worst} blow was when she returned my ring marked ‘Glass—handle with core.’”— ‘Tit-Bits. NO PRIVATE AFFAIRS | | “pid your wife object to your new Blonde stenographer?” “No, but she changed the ‘private’ eign on my office door to ‘public.’”"— Pathfinder. Kind One—Mercy sakes, how did| you happen to become so disahied? Trampus—Ma’am, I overtaxcd my “No, I don't want you to marry that young fellow.” “But, dad. he’s crazy about me, fairly crazy!” “Well, I'll do my best to get him into some good institution.” — Path- finder. JUST A FEW MINUTES | Wife (of American, in London{ hotel: I suppose we'd better go out, and have a look at this burg. | He: Guess there's no hurry. We! don’t want the whole day left on our| hands.—Humorist. \ Mrs. Snoops—My husband tas noj idea what I go through when he; snores. H Mrs. Skaggs—Mine never knows} how much he has in his pocket, eith-| er.—The Pathfinder. Nolle—How did you get out of ad-| mitting that your father was electro-! cuted? j Prosse—I said he occupied the chair of applied electricity at one of our public institutions. 7 WALT, NOU SEE THAT OLD BIRD OVER THERE — KIND OF WIZENED UP AND HUMPED FRECKLES) AND HIS FRIENDS In the Bag! NOTHING! THAT'S Ou MAN ScasB. HE'S THE ONE THAT GOT HOLD OF THAT HOUSE DOWR! NEXT TO THE CORNER AND PUT THE WIDOW AND HER THREE CHILOREN OUT INTO THE f WORSE HE'S GOING TO MOVE IN HIMSELF. HE'S THE MEANEST MAN IN SEVENTEEN COUNTIES ANO HE'S COMING TO LIVE IN OUR BLOCK! ANNWAN [| We OON'T HANE TO INVITE HIM TO TEA. PERSON YOU REALLY ARE= oF Ss MONEY HID AWAN, THEN SAN, AND VET HE USED To GIWe HS FF KIDS A QUARTER FOR GOING TO BED WITHOUT THEIR GLPPER ANO THEN CHARGE THEM 25 5 CENTS FOR BREAKFAS: 43 OF COURSE I DONT BELENE YOU STOLE THE MILK AND PAPE 3UST To GET PUT WW SAIL,SO OU _WOULDNT WANE To EAT MY FIRST BISCUITS - LIKE PEOPLE HINTED-BUuT wiv constitution lookin’ fer a job.—The| Mrs. Rapper—Miss Oldgirl says she Pathfinder. ‘is 25. Do you believe that? Mrs. Crabbe—It must be true. Teacher—What insect requires the |She's stuck to the same story all the least nourishment? years I've known her.—The Path-; Percival—The moth—it eats holes! | finder. CAN GO TO BED, FEELING SURE THAT “ME MILK WILL BE AT OUR DOOR IN THE MORNING WEF! Ther INE GoT HW | Daily Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle A Round-Up! . Organs of hearing Walk . Kitchen stove South Ameri- can moun- tains . Donated . Steeple . Kind of acid found in Cruits . Part of an ‘ampbithe- ater Stone ining of a well . Cut teugth- wise . Scraping (GEE, ( CONT STAND HERE ALC NIGHT! GOTTA \(/'CL BET A NICE FAT DOUGHNUT | LEFT IT tA eee 0aTE WITH KITTY! WONDER WHERE f LEFT Mr SHAVER'S BARBER SHOP—I'Le Tey THERE! | SALESMAN UMBRELLA TH’ LAST TIMED Bip | LEAVE AN UMBRELLA (OM, ANY KIND —('% HERE YESTERDAY? NOT Fussy t 3. According to WHAT KIND OF AN 2 UMBRELLAL 53. Scheme Une of the Hebrides e particle ). Roman emperor Obstructions in streams Be indebted Grandmother Garment Musieai chare acter indie cating pitch m: teal opera- flop 1s per- formed U. REPRESENT YOUR MOST ADMIRARLE BROWER WERE! WE CABLED ME Yo LOOK AETER Woo! my! mymy f! WHAT A CHASE. NOU WAVE LED ME! L ANYE CEARCHED ALL FRANCE FOR You' FRET, 3. MEX YouR BORT AT CHERBOURG BOT ,OF COURSE ,% WM DISAPPOINTED «AT ANY GATE, AT LNT L WAYE FOUND You! FIRST, T WANT -