The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 18, 1931, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, MAY 18, 1931 Ae ott “Thought you said you'd drop around for a chat this morning at nine—You've kept me waitin’ 20 minutes.” © 1831 BY NEA Inc, PATHFINDER PHILS Well, anyway, Americans in Nica- Tagua get as much protection from bandits as they do in their own coun- try. in many cities is that it is practically Paralyzed by an itching palm. I often think it wouldn't be such a bad idea for radio announcers to cers. that can be lighted with only one match. Of course people's feelings run high when a specialist feels their puise and charges them $10. -GRANDMA WAYBACK SAYS. It takes a heap o’ leaving tc make a modern home. Many a self-styled saint is merely a sinner's understudy. Many wives complain of their hus-| bands being in their second child- hood, but more of them complain be- cause they've never got out of their first. The trouble with so many young cople today is that they want to step n the gas and sidestep everything else. more hickeys they have to dust, oil and polish And now I hope the girls will follow the example of their colthes and go old fashioned, too. JUST A HABIT Judge: lar? Witness: Oh, I thought he'd be so quiet about the house!—Answers. The trouble with the arm of the law} change stations with train arnoun-j A successful cigarette lighter is one | But, madam, how could you| marry a man you knew to be a burg-/ NOW YOU TELL 0. DEPENDS ON THE SIZE Girl's Father: Young man, you able to support a family? Young Man: Yes, sir; how many are there of you?—Answers. WEE DRAPS 0’ SCOTCH Then there is the Scotchman who— Tried to get the mustache cup con- cession in the House of David. Went into a butcher shop and or- dered a hog’s head cut off just above the tail. Studied mental telephathy ‘“efore going off on a trip to cut down the | | The more civilized folks get the | Cost of communicating with his wife. Goes to a theater whert he fells ill {because there is always a doctor in jthe house. THE MAGIC WORD Briggs went to the garage to see if they had fixed his car. “Look, here,” he said to the repair man, “this is my car. I want it, and | what I say goes.” “Say ‘engine, mister,” the me- chanic replied.—Answers. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle Pl Corpulent Treland . Tidings 5. Telegraphed 76. Place to sit 48 Entry in an t account 49. Former unt- versal nega- tive 42; 13. Antlered ani+ nal ™ 20. Twitchings * 22, Priest ACROSS Solution of Saturday's Puzzie 24. Plane sur L Strike with fas eee. e@ open ut. Things kept hand AlM[O|S MMA[O[SMMSTI [TIE from general Music nowledge Dog ene facd with (PIAIPIABEW! TRETIRIO|Y| 29, propertica tett shoes GBM Gao AILIE! 20, rise hex 44. Merchandise = [S/T[O/RIY MBE |RIRIAIN/D/S| 31. 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