The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 11, 1931, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, MAY 11, 1981 TILDA = | OVERNEARD You IN THE KITCHEN THIS MORNING — © g. YOU WERE SINGIN BECAUSE | LOVE You-" NAVE YoU MADE A STUDY OF Music ? OR DID IT JUST COME To You - NATURALLY ? You MUST HAVE INHERITED ON= I'VE SUNG SINCE 1 WAS A LITTLE GIRL= ' Gor MY Voice FROM MY AEG. U. 8. PAT. OFF ©1931 BY NEA SERVICE. INC, “I hope they match those towels we got last week in Atlantic City.” | NOW YOU TELL O THE PLOTS SICKEN The worst part of all this vice- framing expose is to think of all the terrible movie plots it’s going to fur- nish for the next year or two.—-Life. There is no bitterness between France and Italy. Mussolini is not for war. He does not want war and | I find no} sentiment for war in Europe al, all.— | is not preparing for it. Prank B. Kellogg. America is not in the throes of a/ serious depression—Carl Laemmie. A SURE SIGN “What makes you think I was in- toxicated last night?” “You were trying to get the cuckoo clock and the canary to sing a duet. —Tit-Bits. NOT HARD WORK “Tom tells me he's working {or all he’s worth just now,” said the fond aunt. “Well, I suppose that's his way of saying he’s only earning five dollars a week.” returned his cynical uncle — Answers. TRY THIS SOMETIME “Hullo, Brown, are you going to use | your step-ladder this afternoon?” “Yes, I'm afraid I am.” “Splendid! lending me your lawnmower.” — Tit- Bits. READY TO BREAK “The success of a review depends on the costumes.” “Yes, it hangs by a thread."—-Hu- morist. Senator Borah looks just like Bee- thoven, and is the same sort of loncly idealist—Emil Ludwig. Science is always wrong. — George Bernard Shaw. Then you won't mind? ! IT’S AGREED | | “But I am so unworthy of you, dear,” he murmured. “Oh, Fred,” she sighed, “if you and father only agreed on every other | question as you do on that, how hap- |py we should be!”—Answers. CURSE YOUR WAY TO FAME The larger, lighter golf ball which has been approved by the United States Golf association and nobody else, offers a rare opportunity for the first man who can think of some new cuss words to use with it—Life. UNENJOYABLY ENTERTAINED Nothing makes us madder than |have a radio announcer tell us that |the orchestra whose playing we have lgreatly enjoyed for the past ten or | fifteen minutes is one we particularly | dislike.—Life. THE NEW CALLING | It's getting so our colleges are turn- ling out successful young men faster | than we can tune in on them.—Life. T will confess I have been more or }less shocked by the reports of the framing of innocent women.—Mayor James J. Walker, | Daily Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Saturday's Puzzle 13. 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