The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 8, 1931, Page 12

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We hear of one needy attending that wealthy Mr. Golding,|neighbor whose lettuce and onion You know, and T've sent him the|patch has already produced two wrong medicine.” | chickens.—Life. “Indeed! Is it a serious blunder?” “Very serious! The medicine I've} ‘The president of a defunct bank in sent him will cure him in two days!” | Nebraska has been sentenced to 110 —The Outspan. years in prison. The depositers ex- . pect to get their money about the SPRING CLEANING time he gets out—Judge. ——— ic Sues A Nice WOMAN, ‘The new mayor of Chicago pians to KIND OF A WOMAN THIS. L\WONT MIND STAYIN’ at drive the crooks and racketeeers from| We are losing $500,000 a year in the iain ) the city. He should wait until there | Virgin Islands. But, at that, it's one cree ia Hoeddcesree paseslaity ES HER HOUSE AND GOING 4s money enough in the treasury to|of the most profitable things tne gov-| 4% ll OLD OUT LOOKIN’ FOR FARBAR... pay the police and city officials—j ernment is doing.—Judge. FRIENDS [9 ME TH Go}? SHE 6EE, BUT L JUST HAPPEN- sai camel hae , j ED TO THINK... WHAT IF SWEET AND LOW SUCH A Nice PART And explorers who don’t want, to go} ‘Then we have the happy diver who off on long trips might try exploring | used to sink at his work.—Life. cee the ruins of the abandoned miniature | golf courses.—Judge. People with foresight are buying farme says an economist. One thing| land City! ‘A Missouri boy of 16 who confessed | about owning a farm: When relatives to two murders and over a hundred |come to visit you, you can put them hold-ups has been called a one-man|to work instead of trying to get the- srime wave. In Chicago he undoubt-|ater tickets for them.—Judge. edly would be calied an infant prodigy.—Life. | Six Alaskan mountain sheep have \been added to the Hearst's California Will Rogers is helping with the re-|ranch. We understand none ate for-) fief work in Managua, Nicaragua,|mer employes.—Life. while awaiting the annual spring floods in the Mississippi Valley. | As long as gang wars were com- fined to Chicago, nobody minded; but ORDEAL BY RADIO now they're taking place in sll the ‘And the nights shall be filled with|movie houses.—Judge. music, | And the cares that infest the day Five men who beat a prohibition Spall seem like joys after hearing agent in Pittsburgh claim they did so HE NEWLYINEDS Gains ae a ae fe stuff that our neighbors play.|because he drew a gun. Even prohibi- BEING IN Tite.’ |tion agents must await their turn at eee Sn . work ONE SIDE! BRIDGE —~ LET THEM ies |the bar.—Life. . ONE SIDE! SPEND ‘THE ENENING And in the old days, ten nights in| — TOOLS , GLADYS é " SITTING ON CRACKER Boves-/ # 2 barroom didn't cost vou as much as| TELL THEM TO THE JUDGE INNITED HER AUNT, . ’ 4 \ ANE. NEED A SET OF one night in a modern speakeasy—| The secret of a lot of happy mar- AND UNCLE MivE 4 : y : TREIGHT BACK Sudge. “ riages is a lot of secrets—Life. Top Chou 4 G 5 ee . \ , S miter UNCLE MIKE DREW A Pt A Hot Idea! CROO' FORTIN THAT | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ‘ Gicke STORNGHTENED ee wiTH A HAMMER, TO THE ASTONISHMENT ACROSS er - aeones Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie } Cape on the OF THE ASSEMBLED . Kind of meat = setts coast GUESTS --- AND THEN — CAME THE BIG . Portable shel- SURPRISE e> 3 as act" souiains 35 Implements aeamael eam val BD ee pits J. New “Testa E . Furrows oF She or ‘pe channels wW N WS SSS SSN LS RHEE 2 , a ¥s SNe eT eek ween di Ceeweees cece 3. Inclosure for confining ON @& FINE Dey Like THIS AND WITH HAND (T TO ME, GU22! ¢ FINE! sro. OLD JOHN SKINNER!||/ KNoW, BUT HE SATS _ birds Goop NEWS ('M GONNA SLIP 1 GOT A BRAND NEW A THOU: - . Spanish wide- e SAND NOW Gaerne’ SALESMAN Hi, GU22'Le BE TICKLED PINK! CUSTOMER FoR US! ~.S WHOIS THE NEW. 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