The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, May 7, 1931, Page 12

q ti preparedness.” i SIDEGLANCES - - - By George Clark “—But I'm due at the club in 10 minutes, to make an address on WANTED THE RECIPE terrorizing her. Prisoner—Well, your honor— Judge—Stop! What I want to know, ts man to man, is, how did you do} it?—Capper's Weekly. service. Maybe the naughty are the only /free men. good spenders, but you'l notice that a; night club doesn’t depend on a collec: | ‘tion plate. 1 ee ar areas He was a stout man with large. | Ropes broad feet. and although several pairs y? of boots were shown to him, he re- “I must have square toes,” he ex-; TOT eae oe ‘The young man sighed wearily. now, sir,” he replied. “Pointed toes | are absolutely fashionable this sea- son.” ‘The stout man gave him an angry stare. 386,432 suggestions. “That may be,” he retorted, “but 1 “—"happen to be wearing last season's feet.”"—Answers. If he can ask where his slippers are mule, his grippe is better. SIMILE Went through as smoothly as a vice, president's resignation. When a South American hears a without seeming to be addressing a}commotion in the night he doesn’t | know whether to get upand see if it’s) | burglars or turn over and go back to OW YOU TELL O | Hard times at least reduce the Judge—Your wife accuses vou of}number of people who stop in front lof a business house and honk for Those housed by a king are slaves. Those who must abide by a supreme j|court decision they know is wrong are HIS GREATEST CONCERN | Vicar—And now, children, do you want to ask any questions? All right, Bobby—-Picase, how do you get in- fused to choose any of them. |to your collar?—Capper's Weekly. plained to the bootshop assistant. | The old Roman washed his hands |to relieve himself of responsibility. “But square toes are not stocked |The modern toots a horn. | Critics tell the president how to) solve a national problem. His only job is to pick out the right one of mn When an officer holds up a hand,|sleep on the chance that it’s just an- it means you are stopping: -vhen he ‘other revolution. holds out a hand, it means you are, coming across. COMPLAINT these movie ushers. The jazz age is said to be passing And it isn’t the business depressior. | that has most of us hanging oxto the lropes and hoping for a break, it’s A police officer doesn’t have !o wor- It usually passes under our window |ry about depressions. Even when bus- about 3 a. m.—Judge. Will Hays says gangster pictures | on. must go. Is it because of their bad | fects.—Judge. Dr. Millikan, the scientist, has re-| sumed his experiments in Ca to determine the speed of lig we know is that it usually gets here house? too soon in the morning.—New il Maid: to Evening Post. iness is absolutely flat he always has his salary from the city to fall back ‘Television, it is said, will be a great influence, or to make room for more | boon to the deaf. Well, at least they bliss-without-marriage pictures? | won't be able to hear the sound ef- Hfornia| Mistress: Why do I keep finding All| half smoked cigarettes all over the/ Becasue I never get time finish one—Punch (by permission). ACROSS 1, Informal dance 4. Copies &, Meaningless repetition Night before ‘an event 3. Roman tyrant 4. Black 5, Gave back 7. Lump of earth 38. Snells for fish ines 19. Regiment tn the Turkish army orded aa. AEM atte arene sures with the + Pronoun 45. 1 2. Baking chame 46. i . 7 Zl al WREauRas rarsas Pp Sem mer cali f 87, Buckets tongue a 38. Give for tem- 50, Above ber porary use 51. At no time: 3. Mexican dole 47. Li 40. Arabian sea- contr, lar. t port 62. Exist 4. Positive pole a I Ww, 72 3 Y ly Sweat . Before . Soft drink . Take back . State of being forgotten . Also | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 6. ‘Terminate Fine open work fi Tangle Russia, 25. Old word learn fabrics 23. 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