The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 28, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, APRIL 28, 1931 NOW~ CNESTER — TELL ME ABOUT YHE PARTY YOU WENT Yo YESTERDAY — DID You BEHAVE LIKE A LITTLE GENTLEMAN AT THE TABLE ? AND bib YOU SAY YES MAM AND No MAM WNEN YOU WERE SPOKEN TO ? WHAY DID THEY NAVE TO BAT THAT WAS GOOD ? \ HOPE You DIDN'T MAKE A LITTLE PIG OF YOURSELF WHEN THEY WERE PASSED TO YOU— You DIDN'T ASK FOR A SECOND HELPING - Reg. U.S. Pat. OF : Copyri ty The Crease ee / NOW YOO \ / INE merr's \ CAN SEND FOR \/ BROUGHT THURSDAY, Ewe PostMaRKs.|/ THE POSTAL WEST VIRGINIA. \ WHAT SOU GOIN'/) GUIDE TO SEE IF. THERE TO GET? gi) LOOK UP 1 MADE FIFTEEN \ CENTS DOIN’ 1 ERRANOS Eau 2 REG. 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