The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 27, 1931, Page 10

aie ae Pe a) “It's my girl, Bill—pretend you're my secretary and tell her I'm aitending an important conference.” NOW YOU TELL ¢ FINALLY CONSENTED SURE-FIRE TRICK Smithson; My Wife 1s prolonging | fer vacation. T need he home, | but it seems useless to write suggest-| ing thet she returns | Friend: Get one of the neighbors | to suggest it—Hummel, Hamburg. | SUPREME C ENCE Merchant: I may be able to em- ploy you as clerk for that it will depend upon yourseif and you will be paid according to what you are worth. all right? H Youth: Oh, yes suppose the | firm will be able to afford it—Tit- | Bits. “How are you getting on with your f the banker's daughter?” id. I'm getting some en- ment.” i beginning to smile on you, is vorce than to get “Well, isn’t it wo Bits. but last night she told me aid ‘No’ for the last time."— The smile on the many tiger has bec | Tit-Bits. PAINFULLY SHORT of Police—Can you give a de- n of your missing cashier? -He is almost five feet: five} you see auto-| s with fishing poles tied on the} S INCOMPLETED COURSE yictim—That young fellow who had ext chair Was a fine barber. Why send him back to the barbers’ 1 You still b grapef Head Barber—He had an impedi- in his speech, so I sent him for a post-graduate course in rsation.—The Pathfinder. nex will ice to have 400. | The stock exch 400 feet high. It something in th They keep talking about the dry ‘owded |humor of Coolidge, so perhaps there vund a was something dry in his adminis- Still, the high as ever, and we have filling station that | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS Solution of Saturday's Puzzle 12. Kuropean 1. Watering mountains 8 obiaces epend . Concise 20, Horseman's very oa goa Winglike proc- 34. Scene of ess ofa tsh | Christ’s first ‘Terminate H miracle . Muse of tyric | etry 15, Egg-shaped Peel Second offer 17. 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