The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 21, 1931, Page 12

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THAT'S NO WAN To ACT— z= FOLLOWING SOME HOBO “Oh, I remember— He was a writer. I got a friend who's in the racket.” PT OW YOU TELL ONE : A SAFE BET NO OFFENSE } Uncle: You young boys want too ‘ much. Do you know what I was get- ’ ) ting when I married your aunt? Nephew: No, and I bet you didn’t § either.—Pele Mele, Paris. ON CONDITION | “Betty, do you intend to accept Eric?” “That all depends on circum- stances.” | “What cireumstances?” | Why, his, of course."—Answers. tow t Hes 7 cep SOLLEGE S HIDE NOR HAIR OF HIM... TM SURE THE TICKET AREFULLS MODERN COLLEGE SONG FRECKLES “Y EYES PeeLeD For eae ae Ae - praia dire (ey ¥ “Till C. U. in My Dreams.” AND HIS ff O&TECTIVE STecte...._ OUD U]' yy —_ oeTeetie OBSERVING e Broad ‘A’ Melody.” | "™N FRIENDS |] G2! 2 CANT AFrorD BE ONE OF THE ny |. YN) So red ENERY PERSON « N. Y. U. ‘he Stein Song. | ‘What's this I hear about ye, FIRST ONES To iy MY, UGHT A TICKET <4) California—“For It's Always Fair) O’Casey?” said Pat. “I think you owe IS TO MISS HIM Siar eunenices I TO ELKHART... iM] | SETTING OPE i “Weather.” me an apology. Ye called me a liar.” Now! f THE TRA, ® Mississippi U.—"“Oh, How I Miss. U.| “You're a liar, Oi didn't,” he shot TO SEE ME...HELL FRECKLES p ‘Tonight.”—Judge. back. WONDER HOW 4 —— “That's all right then,” said Pat. EVER GT To -FALS To Nero fiddled while Rome eae “An’ ye didn’t owe me an apology.”— ELMMART FIND HIS but at least he made some music.| Answers. , The Seventy-first congess didn’t-even Tough Luck! Before HE FRIEND THE sound good. THE NEW CLERK DETECTING eve & : A lady of uncertain age, but of very . ALL THE COMFORTS certain disposition and determination, \ A new liner has a toy golf course, a| strode into a hotel, planked her suit- iy night club and apartments instead of|case on the floor, and demanded of staterooms. All it lacks to make pas-| the clerk: sengers feel completely at home is a| “Give me a room and bath, imme- couple of fellows to hurl garbage cans i diately!” around at 4. a. m.—Judge. The youth behind the counter \jooked worried for an instant, but| By Blosser when they're|then his professional suavity re- when they're dirt cheap—Anterican-| “Madame, he said, “I can give you ism. a room all right, but I’m afraid that “ a ee if youre: in say Lier evonill hers ate WH SUPPERY REAL- NOU TRICKED MY UNFE Nou, MR. GUN, A LEASE INCLUDING A HALF DOZEN BIER eBay ee eee eee eee ee ott) aoMeN: |JESIKIE Man cuLeD extu Tur TALK WNT SIGNING “THAT LEASE 1S A LEASE -~- 8 "THE RENT ASu- CANS .DARKED INTHE FRONT “TWE LEASE AND WHEN T To TaaT CROOK AND I DO NOT INTEND To 1S FNR AND You'Re J ENTRANCE ~ DARK HALLS, OUERFLOUING % by be 5 ‘A English church a baby began to cry, Monthly TOLD WIM WE WOULON'T LIVE IN} Go “TwRouGH with tT ! GETTING ENERVTHKG wes, \\ Sate, BABY BUGGIES AND GARBAGE-PAILS and its mother carried it towaid the door. It isn’t d#ficult to meet ‘mportant MIS OLD APARTMENT, HE AGREED ‘To GINE You, IN \\ Ay =k REGIMENT OF ROACHES , DRILLING IN... “Stop!” said the minister, “the baby| people. You just lose sleep enough to TOLD ME To HAVE ‘ THAT APARTMENT - AaM | CWE VITCHEN SINK AND, AS Fore SERVICE, « 4s not disturbing me.” make you seem dumb and then neg- YOU COME AND TALK Henn | \ WE'D GET TWENTY-FOUR HOURS OF © 3 To which the mother replied: “Oh,| lect to shave. J 2 4 NOISEY NEIGHBORS EVERY Diy — ’e ain't, ain't e? Well you're dis- : p 2 turbin’ ‘im!”—Detroit News. We've almost if not quite reached the point where movie stars who keep Normal times are when men feel|the same husbands or wives for more abused because they must do the! than a year are suspected of doing it " work they longed to do in bad times.| for pubilcity. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 9. 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