The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, April 6, 1931, Page 10

“Maybe you'd better add something more to that order, William. The waiter didn’t look very—er—pleased.” THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, APRIL 6, 1931 BE NONCHALANT Gunnery Officer (examining gun crew)—What would you do if the gun|mean by telling me you had four captain's head was blown off? Member of Crew—Nothing, sir. Gunnery Officer—Why not? Member of Crew—I'm the gun cap- tain, sir.—Newport Recruit. A universal willingness to do the right thing if it can be done with money instead of time and effort— \Americanism. BURNING UP Firstelass man (inspecting Plebe)|is married or single. What are you doing with your socks | whether he feels sorry for old maids. on wrong side out? Plebe—My feet got hot and 1 turn- ed the hose on them.—Annapolis Log.| ciple” with your banker, and then One reason why a chicken crosses|amount or 10 per cent of it. { the road is because it wants tu make i you think the pavement bumpy inside the town limits. COUGHLESS COUGHERS The King—I must have my gold.|morrow? Cough up! The Prime troit News. How strange that scientists in search of a serum to prevent diseasc baven’t yet made a chemical analysis of the buzzard. DENSE DOROTHY THINKS Branding cattle is a burning shame. |cludes two Indians. They plant Brussels sprouts to grow carpets. A full length novel is one that peo-; band because she can’t make a cherry | Ple lie in bed to read. id. pie. The free-for-all fight started in| Liberia, the African country to Scotland. A scientific boxer is an undertaker. | this country went to escape bondage, Boston Common is a municipal se- | is now about the only real slave coun- eurity—The Pathfinder. ACROSS: OW YOU TELL ONE Minister—But, your] while on leave and we had planned to majesty, the coffers are empty.—De-|get married tomorrow, and I would Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Solution of Saturday's Puzzie ge MEETING THE REQUIREMENTS Employer—See here, what do you years’ experience in a bank when you were just graduated from college this June? Employe—Well, sir, you said you wanted a man with imagination— {London Answers. “Relieving” the farmers is just as simple as protecting big business. But politicians won't risk soaking the jconsumer if there's nothing in it. You needn't ask a man whether he Just discover Tf only you could agree “in prin- ‘debate whether to pay him the full HIS PRESENCE NEEDED Senior Division Officer—You have just had a month's leave, why do you wish to be relieved of your watch to- Ensign—You see, sir, I met a girl like very much to be there.—A. & N.; | Journal. YO! HO! MR. RIPLEY The drys of Rochester, N. Y., rang the church bell over the report of the Wickersham commission. The Main legislature always in- Michigan's “cherry queen” of last jsummer is being divorced by ner hus- which many of the colored race of try on the globe.—The Pathfinder. 23, Parts of clocks 25. Trespassere 37, Set in the le | 29. Age [TIU[RIE|D} 20. styie of ‘architecture t 3L, Wooden t |18 Opinion propeller i Bs: Comoinine 32. 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