The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 30, 1931, Page 8

TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES = TOM CARR: 1S NOMNGER =” ue CO AND MLL SAY IT MATRIMONY. WITH HIM } | { - WILL BE A COME DOWN: WOULD BE DIFFERENT =. : IY WOULD - AND 1S COMING ALONG = s WHOEVER YOU MARRY — TOM OF COURSE WSR THEY ‘TAKE YOU OFF ‘THE SHELF — POOR BIMBO = 't DON'T WANT TO: BE CRUEL TO HIM = BUT OUR MARRIAGE NOW ‘WS QUITE OUT OF THE QUESTION— WE TOLD HIM— AND I'VE ‘TRIED To BE FAIR— NE MUST UNDERSTAND THAT 1 BDO NOT LOVE NIM=. EVEN THOUGH HE IS ONE OF THE WEALTHIEST MEN IN THE WORLD — GOLD 1S NOT EVERYTHING — $- BOOMING = hice A NERY retin NAN aE hae DOWN: SOM EKLTH CAN'T -—"WARRIED BE COMPARED WIT ONELE. BIM'S = HE HASN'T ANN NET. & WE'LL HANE TO HOLDA 9 FAMILN CONFERENCE. WHAT 0O YOU WANT tO PUPPY ANID HE'S AT TO SEE HIM, THE EXPRESS OFFICE. ARENT OU, SKEEZIX. WE'LL GO “ recs 7.6 “Pll have to ease up a bit, Martha. The doctor says I'm suffering from athlete's foot.” “_ GRANDPA WAYBACK SAYS If she had to do it over again, many a woman would fill her hope chest with aspirin tablets. I admit that women are foolish but ‘we must not forget that we were ‘made to be companions to men. There would be fewer divorces if 1t were a woman's voice instead of her patience that wears out so quickly. Among the commodities that are much lower are the noses. If this country doesn't want to be brushed off by bolshevism we'd better brush up on the old-time religion. An experienced wife is one who ~*-eries and then opens the telegram— “he Pathfinder. Nevada's big problem now is to make divorce easy enough to attract the customers and hard enough to support the hotels and gamblers. WILLIE WESTINGHOUSE Is working on a doorbell which yells. “Nobody home!” when pushed by an installment collector or apple peddler. Is developing a windshield that will make all pedestrains seen through it look pleasant. Hes invented a miniature steam rolier to close the lids of overpacked trunks. Has patented a roller towel for use in garages made of light-col- ored velour.—The Pathfinder. LATEST STEPS Marjorie (at dance): I can’t un- derstand why you stayed out so long with such a splendid dancer as Jack. Betty—He showed me some new steps—and we sat on them.—Answers, FOR WHAT REASON? A woman rushed into a police sta- tion with a photograph in her hand. “My husband has disappeared,” she sobbed. “Here is his photograph. I want you to find him.” ‘The sergeant looked at the phote- graph. “Why?” he asked.—Tit-Bits. PARTLY EXPRESSED Serf—Sire Lady Godvia rides with- out. | Sire (after glancing through case- ment)—Very tactfully put, my man.— Times of India, Serf. But the man who is quite sure of his superiority to women doesn't think it necessary to talk about it. THE OLD SCRIPTURAL LAW “Why on earth did you buy this saxophone?” “To get even with the nuisance who plays one next door.” “Ah, I see—a toot for a toot.” —Bos- ton Transcript. SPPED LIMIT ‘Traffic Cop—Yer hitting sixty! Young wife—But the man said I could go as fast as I wanted—after the first five hundred miiles.—Caro- lina Motorist. Daily Cross-word Puzzle 4 Fis 2 : Fes er {a} Ee se Gilli g &8 aaa waa P| Solution cf Saturday’s Puzzle 18. Anarchists 19. Vehicle ‘2%. Important CNER AND PICK HIM SO YOU SEE,I CAN “THEN... ANYBODY NOW LET THe Doon, | WITHOUT A Key | ANY FEAR OF BEING THIS ROOM $ FRIENDS Ui BUT WOOFLES ,HONEY, ALL RIGHT, IF MOM’N | WEWANE A BIG Cosmetic YOU THINK (T's P ACCOUNT AT THE OFFICE $0 HOT, You AND THIS 1S A SAMOLE OF/ TRY IT FIRGT.. TWEIR FINEST FACE LOTION. ~(T'S MADE OF PURE CREAM GO OVER AND GET MRS. TROTTERS ORDER- SHE WANTS “To STOCK UP= / SUE TUT GOT Back FROM europe ! ES... BUT, AS THEY COULDNT GET IN WITH: OUT ONE, IT 1S AN ITEM HARDLY WORTH CONSIDER: . ANION, DONT YoU. | THInk, sTeeLe 2” | THAT REMAINS BE SEEN. 1S THE Room EXACTLY AS ‘Yeu FOUND IT THIS: NORNING UNCLE WALT? : : J NAME HIME