The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 24, 1931, Page 10

Ree aie AR WE8. U.S. PAT. OFF. © 1933 5 wea somes, “Stick around till after lunch hour, Slim. There'll be plenty of benches when these girls go back to work.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | JUST TEMPORARILY JUST A START “Every day I tell my wife a dozen times how much I love her.” “Does that keep her satisfied?” “No, just pacified."—Answers.’ NO SALE “There's a traveling salesman wait- ing outside, sir—man with a mous- tache.” “Tell him I’ve got a moustache.”— ‘Tit-Bits. WHAT A PITY: “I sincerely hope it will be a boy this time,” said the pompous little man about to become a father, “for it would be a thousand pities if the name of Smith were to become extinct.”—Tit-Bits. “When your wife starts to talk does she know when to stop?” SO CRUEL OF HER “I don't know yet, we've only been He: There’s been something trem-| married nine years.”—, bling on my lips for months and) months Eee a A SERIOUS DISEASE She: Yes, I know. y don’t you! «1 say, why is Jones pacing up and Shave it off?—Pathfinder. |down outside his house like that?” Clover Hay—Oh, mother, T've spilt! AS Smruly, Worried about his shat paper of little tacks in Dad's)” ny what has she got?” vedroom and I know I can’t pick them/ «The car.”—Passing Show. all up. | Mrs. Hay—Never mind, Clover, your| father'll find the rest when he takes) AND THERE ARE OTHERS off his shoes to go to bed.—The Path-| “I'm the happiest man in the world. finder. I have the best wife in the country.” | “Well, who wouldn't be happy with Mrs, Mitcho—Has it broadened the his wife in the country?”—Tit-Bits. mind of your son Richard to send) him to college, Mrs. Sanders? | Bill, the hired man, asked little Mrs. Sanders—Oh, yes. He now! Freddie to pass the salt. Looking at treats his parents almost as if they|his mother first, Freddie asked: were his equals. “Shall I give Bill the salt? Daddy said he wasn't worth it.”—The Path- Her bitter-half arrived home at 2 a. | finder. m. and at 2:30 after she had finished her lecture she said, “Well, what have] Mrs. Nagger—It was a comedown you to say?” for me when I married you. “I sure am glad that I aint King} Mr. Nagger—Yeah, everybody said Solomon,” he mumbled, crawling into|I took you off the shelf—The Path- bed. finder. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 9. Stake for ‘L Small bed Foasting & Immerse again 10. Above: poet. folRTayuy Baus ANGE") 9. Turt LL 24 bours 42. 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