The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 23, 1931, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, MARCH 23, 1931 HAS ONE GOOD POINT “Arichbald is a great comfort to me.” “I don't see how you can say that. ‘Why, he's the most tiresome chump I ever met.” “That's just the point. Every time I look at him I feel that I could amount to a whole lot less."—Path- tinder, ‘Winchell —When is your wife re- turning from the South? Qortney—A neighbor tells me she expects to be back in a week or two— ‘The Pathfinder. Nixon—How do you think a warm- er climate would suit me, doctcr? Dr. Glibb—Heavens, man! That's what I’m trying to save you from. “I’m going to give a series of lec- tures on Russia” “But you've never been there.” “Well, neither have the people whe will hear me lecture.” — The Path- finder. Pineapple Pete—So your boy is get- ting an early start? Bullet McGann—Yep, he's been holdin’ up midgets wid a Daisy air rifle. “Daughter, you say Harry is a good driver? Railroad crossings are so dangerous, you know.” “Oh, mother, he’s wonderful at crossings. The way he takes ycu over them you can't tell whether a train’s ‘hit you or not.”—The Pathfinder. Eggs are costing less and less in Chicago but their yeggs are costing them more and more, Most people's castles in Spain prove about as substantial as Alfonson’s— ‘The Pathfinder. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle rena ACROSS: Solution of Saturday’s Puzzie 24 French river L Pertaining to the mouth [P{RTO[VIEls] Rea & Deposits 9. Storms 14 Fintshea 15. Greater amount 16. Worship 11. Rate too 61. The Greek T to 64 Musty SRERSERRE aH Hl “Ob, he’s going to be a lawyer? Why, I was just going to suggest that very thing.” 7 NOW YOU TELL ONE | [| lE(wle|S MMP |' MNAI6/eN| ‘Alesander OE 20 SGGSuEE Ree QOQO OES eet PIAILIA|Tie\SMMDIEMME|S| "cca amma ag Bond (ilgse te 11, Moves wth 2 woes in Tene & welear 13. 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OURS ARE WHAT THE § SOME GOOD FOREIGN: POSTMARKS, SKEEZIX, BUT 1 HAVEN'T ANN WAM OF GETTIN’ NOU WHAT, SPUD — WHY NOT MAKE A FOREIGN COLLECTION FROM UNITED STATES AN CANADIAN Grsnun FURNISHES A GENEROUS POSTMARK = WHICH SKEEZIX HAS JUST ADDED TO HIS COLLECTION, “I beg your pardon, sir, but what is AND HERE ARE A FEW your name?” the teller politely asked . MORE. the man presenting a check. “Name,” replied the indignant cus- tomer, “don’t you see my signature on the check?” “I do,” answered the teller. “That's what aroused my curiosity.” —The Pathfinder. Ichiban—Estelle has a wonderful radio voice. Sayonara—Yes, but they say she’s ‘so ugly that she broods constantly be- cause television is reported just STEELE 1S THE NOT A VERY PRETENTIOUS HOUSE FOR So WEALTHY A MAN 7O Live IN... TLL x THIS HAS BEEN MIGHTY « NICE FoR You BRING ME OUT HERE T HIS ANSWER THE DOORBELL, - NUSGRANE... AND IF ITS © THe DeTecTWe Tsenr §f Peapod ¥ NAME... YOU MAN HECToR'S HOUSE, 1a AR. DETECTIVE...THAT ¢ MIGHT THINK THAT ZL KNOW RIGHT IN WITH ‘You, around the corner. INT Your REAL Bes hereon oa: GO UP: AND RING WIS 7/ wicee ME BELL 5, reece very )IF Yeu! DONT FoR, SEND HIM IN TO Goofus—What made Billy Bozo's NAME 1S IT? You , i BECAUSE US KIDS be sacra TLL DROP sae ae ae NE AT ONCE #! hair look so strange at the dance last NEVER SAID WHAT ALWAYS RING IT . ineceaceeene f cast toe night? Didn't he use that new hair stickum that his wife gave him? Bloofus—He intended to—but in his hurry he got hold of a bottle of Den- nison’s glue by mistake——The Path- finder. “Did you hear that Balboa is earn- ing $20 a nighteplaying his fiddle? Just think—$5 a string.” “He ought to learn to play the harp.” After all, the first robin may have just been trying to make the rotogra- vure sections. The way stocks have registered new lows has converted most Wall Street bulls into a lowing herd. ANE HAVE OUR A- AW -.- JUST ANe BUDGET ALL DOPED out) MINUTE, TLL NEN THEYRE Won! TSH! 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