The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 17, 1931, Page 10

I'HE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, MARCH 17, 1931 ANDY= | THINK MY VISIT With YOU SHOULD BE DRAWING Jo A CLOSE= MY BUSINESS IN AUSTRALIA IS SUFFERING= AND 1AM MAKING NO PROGRESS HERE WITH eceaaete =. REG. U. C “Maybe Id better run in first, Ed, and let the little lady know we're having a guest for dinner.” OW YOU TELL ONE SHE'S SURELY CRAZY ! SAVING HIS SKIN Lawyer: Why do you want a a ~ vorce? Movie Star: Oh, I'm just crazy to have another wedding.—Pele Mele, Paris. PERSISTED Famous Man (to newspaper report- er): You ought to feel highly hon- ored, young man. Do you know I have refused to see seven of your! compatriots already today? | “T know,” replied the reporter, “I'm them.”—Tit-Bits. | | { OUR STMILE CO! As idle as the vice . ™ closed bank. ; “Why are you running 50?’ As absurd looking as a liveried! “I want to prevent a duel between chauffeur in an Austin two married men.” j | ‘As self-conscious as a flapper wear-| “You have humanitarian ideas. Ing glasses. | Who are the men?” | ‘As stoop-shouldered as a man who, “One is myself."—Excelsior, Mexico has stood under a falling stock mar-! City. ket quotation. oo As rare as a woman who does TRICK OF THE TRADE think she could manage some otiter} Robinson: Was it successful—en- woman's husband better than she! gaging that ex-burglar as your chauf- tees. feur? jlent as the “H” in cello—The} Smithers: Rather! I've never Pati |found a fingermark on the car yet.— — |Humorist. WORLDLY WISE | “T don't know, father, whether to ENOUGH PROOF start a bookstore or a grocery store.”| “There are no two people who think “Start a grocery store, my son. An |alike.” empty stomach demands sustenance| “Oh, yes there are.” much oftener than an empty head.”— ‘ou'll have to show we.” Boston Transcript. ‘Then why did Janc and I get ten —- Isets of teaspoons for wedding pres- A writer has bright moments. |ents?"—Answers. 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You POLL BLUNDERS WHICH SHOW EVERN INDICATION OF BEING THE WORK OF GENIUS -- AND THEN, OUT OF A CLEAR, SKY, YOO ‘MAKE A SENSIBLE REMARK , SUCH AS XWAT YOO d06T MENTIONED , AND 1 AM TEMPTED TO TELIEVE THAT WS