The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 14, 1931, Page 12

THE LION’S SHARE “I'm getting old,” said the retired ‘business man to his lawyer, “and T think it’s time I made out my will. The trouble is, I don't know how to do it.” “Just leave everything to me.” the lawyer replied. “Well, you may get most of it,” | sighed the client, “but I did so want my wife and children to share in the remainder.”—Answers. REAL SORROW “Have you heard that Goldrocks, the millionaire, is dead?” “Yes, I'm awfully sorry.” Why? Is he a relative of yours?” finder. THE WHOLE TRUTH “Did you ever know an amateur angler to tell the truth?” | “Oh, yes, I heard one call another ; 8 liar.”"—Pathfinder. AFTER GOOD LUCK He; So that’s Mary, is it? I/the plane and I'll tear the shects off! the calendar.—Detroit News. thought you said she was good look- ing? She: No. I didn’t. I said she was GOOD looking.—Passing Show. | SHE'LL LEARN \ Adam: Does your wife tell you| everything. Abraham: She proba bly will ff} she lives long enough—A Answers. Even out of Minnesota among the | objections to the direct primary are} senators. PAINFUL ADJUSTMENT ‘The period of adjustment is always Painful. Ask the girl whose hair is| too long for a bob and too short to| put up.—Richmond News-Leader. Yet people who never do wrong| seldom discover how narrow the “No, that’s why I'm sorry.”—Path- | \to marry a man who is economical? imuch fun being engaged to one.— | |Passing Show. thoughts are so muddled he can't ex- press them well enough to be under- stood. ing tenor. He doesn’t bellow “On the Road to Mandalay.” to riot; doing nothing to the man He: But, darling, don't you want She: I suppose so; but it's not LET’S GO American—Let’s go on an endur- ance flight. Cornishman — All right. You sel A “deep” writer is one whose Gen. Butler says he has been mak- ing speeches for twenty years. He must be tired, too. When the dial telephone idea be- comes universal, doubtless the sur- geon will just diagnose the case and hand you a knife. You can say one thing for a croon- Jailing the man who incites others L who encourages others to bootleg.— world is. Americanism. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS: Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 6. Cower L Horse of a cere 1. Dwart taingatt 8 However can S[LTE[DMMATO[OTRTEMMTTETETS] § However 1 caret, (HA ae CIRTETE[SMMWIAIRIE| 19 rhe crear ‘ric pole (LITIE[MMMTIAIRIE|SMMAIRIIIAl 11; Notes ene cr Reece PIEIRI( [wit [IG MBKIElTITILIE[s speed of Torkish nai 1B Sliver cone” 6 loo |S /EMMN [ofr a Pian ene 16, Time, fnter- |LIA/GIOIOINMMESITIEJAIL[1 INIG] 19. Devourca vening TIGIAJD MMAILITIONMDIElTIE[R| 21. Something 18. Attentively 1} 3 ao, coccunes «= NIVIPIINPILJETATSe|SMMAIWIA] zo. So.0n,¢0,08cit7 20, Ceremony E|LIE(MI| MS iTle MMB ILIElD stellation 2L Membranous +t wh Ani ¥ bush DIEISIOILIAITIEMMPIR|| [O[R]S| Sf Animal's home £3. Droop HIO|G MES IKIElEIS Nostrils 24. Quantities of qimedicine * [EINITINITILIEMMAIRITIE [MINIS] 22 S1¥,0f & crow 5. Spoken IAI ICME IRIA|TIONMC|O[D|E| 33. Knack 27. Article of be- lear LIC MIAMETIAIPII RBM TIRIEle] 3g: GoUstellation, 29. Regal real LIEINMESINIE|E|S MSIE [AIM Garden imple- men 3L. Beast . Hard-h 35. Tasted, satate “a anpee 57. Alleviates . pore Stern : 32. Anziety 49. Part of an DOWN 5 Grete 38. Threaded amphitheater 1. Small cushion . Silkworm. Metal fastener 5%. Scotch river 2. Black cuckoo- . At any time: 41. Ribbed fabrie 53. Long fish like bird Poet. 43. Japanese. 4 54, mscrereatical rs nin 80. Denoting the ma Fatios aradise mal 44. Those in favor 55. Dutch meters 5 Musical char- SL. a oe of Thing acters burden PEE FE BERE 2 2 Nd Doing Homor! By Blosser SALESMAN SAM You Never Can JABBER — JABBER ~ JABBER-= ANOTHER FAMILY VAR = WHAT A HUSBAND- COME WITH ME. UNCLE WALT'S LOOKIN: NOU'RE A FINE LITTLE FELLER! THE GUMPS— HO—HUM! IT'S ‘THE SAME OLD STORY= TOLD IN THE SAME OLS WAY- WHEN Ne COURTED HIS WIFE + NE TOLD NER HE WAS NOT WORTHY GASOLINE ALLEY— WALT I A at ll; 7/5 Sa MOM’ POP By Cowan 1 1 N'T EIND ) THERE, THERE, THECDERE! \ (AW, 1 DID! 1 LOOKED IN )“Tinss ToucH! MEANS No Bee Heo LU cane eluD ! ALL "TH POCKETS IN MAY ¢ GOLO FISH COR YOW'AND HO Tell! BUDDIES <a SoS ES It’s Just a Breeze for OW! tve spied TALL OVER, POP'S PAPERS! TH Sot my tom Gave ME Ta BUY, A GOLD eisu weet! DON'T ext book IN WER sure! LeTs ALL GO OUT AN eive HIM Three cueers |! KNICKERS, MY CoAT an’ ser! - AND THEN HE MARRIES: HER To PROVE IT = ID HE WON'T DO, SKEEZIX. BESIDES F== HE PROBABLY BELONGS === BOY! IF LINDY ONLY KNEW HOW WE ALL Gave OuR PENNIES. FoR Him, BETeHA WED BE be GEE, MEQDORE, | Wist |[~ouR Mone AIGHT SHER PockET || BE IN THAT ONE! T Look Wt —, WS. Pat OF ; Copyaht, 151 Ree the Cease tebe \\..RAH. RAL oie OUR FRIEND? D IF T EVER LAY MY MITTS WOOD CowAasa ©1931 BY NEA semvice, mc. eed EL I ce