The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 11, 1931, Page 9

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, MARCH 11, 1931 _. “TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS LAUGH, CLOWN. LAUGH aay Nou KNOW - (wean?) fit. 7 WELL IF ITS : FUNNY = THERE'S sna LAMB WHY AREN'T You SOMETHING eS - LAUGHING ? WRONG With THIS FOOD GASOLINE ALLEY — BARGAIN DAY NOU KNOW, SKEEZIX, | THINK (T WOULD BE A GOOD IDEA TO GET A AVERY, I'LL BET | WON'T HAVE BURGLARS AGAIN IF 1 GET ff A GooD f WATCH DOG. PALS A FINE Y GOOD NATURED WALT, (T'S FOOLISH TO PAN THIRTY OR FIFTY OR A HUNDRED DOLLARS FOR A 0OG. I'VE GOT A REAL BARGAIN FoR NOv. © 1931 BY NEA SERVICE, wec. AEG. U. 8. PAT. OFF. “I don’t really miss the dances much; I get so much exercise anyway.” NOW YOU TELL ONE - TACTLESS WELL SPRUNG A worker for a charitable institu- tion went to a woman's door,and is asked her for a contribution. “We have,” said he, aateeraine poor, ragged, hungry children those at your gate, and ‘it is our ob- ject—” ; “sir!” roared the woman. “Those are my children.”—Tit-Bits. iy Diner: this? GRANDMA alee ae : It is possible to develop a perfect} Waiter: Spring chicken, sir. ! husband—if you get him before he's! Diner: I thought 50. I've \been } six and spank him daily for pouting./chewing one of the springs for the : Many @ woman who looks like/iast ten -nstnutes.—Answers. | Prosperity has a husband who !ooks like Depression. One thing I'd like to ask Prof. A wicked man swears when he gets ‘ welcome mad. Some others hold their tongues poageis meee bl guests) nd spank their children. i. Poets used to find inspiration in PIN LiKe & Cui ie barefoot boys but those of today don’t) new talkie says girls have a right i find any in a bareheaded sheik. to illicit “love.” Wouldn't the talkies: Most flappers seem to think that/be naughty if it wasn’t for Elder Will { “It” is made of paint and chiffon —| Hays! i} ‘The Pathfinder. se OLD-FASHIONED A Judge says man isn’t to blame if! writer in a woman's magazine says grapejuice develops a kick. He isn’t/there are very few old-fashioned hus- to blame for a mule’s kick, either, but/ bans left. Still, you run across ‘em he can’t blame nature for the mule. /now and again. Only the other day we heard a, fellow who insists on his Whether a congressman should|wife helping him with the dishes.— a vote as he thinks or as his-consti-| Border Cities Star. i tuents think depends on whether you agree with him or his constituents. America leads the world in the] | aN rerren matter of speed—except in ocean { | There must be something in the/liners, locomotives, airplanes and theory that exposure to the sun gives! things like that. LDONT CARE! IF ALL RIGHT- BUT you new pep and power. Look at WOU REALLY LOVE GOSH, IT TAKES Gandhi. PERILS OF THE SEA MOM’N ME, YOU'LL BO ITtt NEQVE FoR a | ? Whisky will kill: man POP A MAN WILL DO MAN TO SO } sooner or im The fact that overproduction re-|later. Not drinking it, but trying to | duces values now seems to be known|smuggle it past the coast guard. — to everybody except lawmakers. Judge. ANYTHING FOR THE A THING LIKE WOMAN HE LOVES ! | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | " Love Has Its / , ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 22. Skil! Limitations Cia WATS TAA BATATA) os bitin aetna 25. Domestie we eros, (AISTEIAUMBOIVIEINMMETRIA] 3 EF ar 1b Chlet own ot MMMMIE [1 [PIP1C IN MMO [DD |S] 20! rast reex ‘eande "IRIE |PMMAIL [DE IRIS] 29, Meaesring ta 16. Low tide AILIEMMPlEISMMEIEIRI' IE] 50, caerument q 1 Suppers fr ISILIAITIEISMMALSISIEINIT] |, yictrs,,,, | By Cowan : 48. The holly [PIAIRIE|RMBT R/E MBAIG|O} 22. Not sleeping 19. Small valley (AISITIE [RIN MM SIEIN| en cae i | 20. Addition toa [AILIE|C] (A(RIE[TIE|S| 35. Frighten by a building ‘38 Means of y 7 | 31, Hypecritical ’ {R/E|S|HIAIP/E|S MND [U/E|S| ascent of ° Wan’? % 5 & Pale FOR.) OKAY, SiR! ANYTHING.) (ow ‘LETS see SAW —vou Were Just “eu, Ter are! 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