The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 4, 1931, Page 10

‘ 1 ‘ ‘ 10 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND F FEATURES a7 ©1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. = REA, U.S, PAT. OFF. “Now, Honey, you'd better hop off at the next stop and let me get my work done.” SPUR-RING! In snappy tweeds I'll court fair Nancy, When bursting buds are on each tree; For in the Spring a young man's fancy— And that’s what I ‘ntend to be! —E. B. Crosswhite. WITH GESTURE Cohen: Business is sure awful. Levi: You took the words right out of my hand. TOUGH * ‘Times are now so hard that. chil- dren are being born with nickle-plat- ed spoons in their mouths.—Life. ‘The drought relief program 1s com- ing along nicely. Permits have been granted for making 4,000,000 gallons of medicinal whiskey in 1931.—Life. “What ‘is a promoter?” writer. out why later.—Life. A Pekingese bit three persons in a hotel lobby in Hollywood. Must we have bread lines for Pekingese?—Life. “Dieting.” advises a physician, “may | be carried to extremes. to mind a friend wh pound trout that weighed only eight} ounces.—Life. “There is as much capital in the country as ever, but it is not work- ing,” says a financier. Yet every dol- lar that comes to see us is so busy {t can stay only a moment.—Life. 4 asks 4} Well, a promoter is a mat, who cheers first and hopes to find) PRAY AND FAST Twenty Mohammedans have ar- rived in New York to study our cus- toms. If they kneel in our streets they had better do some fast praying. —Life. 1 DEFINITION | The Constitution is a document by which Congress can make its mistakes permanent.—Life. The remains of a camp fire, said to be 20,000 years old, have been found in the Sunset Mountains in Nevada. | Does this answer the question: Where |was the Wickersham Commission?— jane | A British race driver, Captair |Campbell, recently drove his auto at the rate of 245 miles an hour. At that speed he can go somewhere | about as quickly as he can stay where ine was.—Life. \stens The last sign of winter is when the snow shovelers have to work fast to finish before it melts.—Life. our A dispatch from Paris says the French do not care for miniature | goif. We are told it is because there isn't Toom on a miniature course to discuss the game in French.—Life. | IMPROVEMENTS A national campaign for artistic mail boxes is under way. Beauty should not be ignored, but first we would prefer something in the way of a box that doesn’t snap at our fingers. —Life. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle aCROSs Sortion of Yesterday s Puzzie 18. Omitted 19 pre- 2 [S[A[LIEMMATSIPIS] 2 Gace ae bridge. * [UMIBIL[E|OMMH[EIR|O) 2. rains is Busine (TIE (E|TIE|RIE[O) 2 fastiuse suse AE Babs ot New [Tle RAF IT | ci aa ‘oF ity 29. Soldiers’ dasks Yale 22. Permit Ocean 25. Complete col- lection Felonies 29. Twist or turo about . War horse 38. 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Carpenter's {ST Snow runner 1. Mountain in _—18. Bird's habita- tool ‘3. Gripping tools * California tion 19. Exist PY rE SABE nl 2S OE od A THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, ‘MARCH 4, 1931 | i { THE GUMPS—HEARTS AND FLOWERS MY DARLING HEAVENEYES— 1 CAN BEAR IT NO LONGER= You MUST— You ‘SHALL COME BACK LIFE WITHOUT YOU 18 LIKE A DAY . WITHOUT SUN = THOUGH THE: DARK CLOUDS OVER SHADOW OUR LOVE == 1 SEE THE ‘ RAINBOW OF HOPE IN THE DISTANCE <1} CAN'T \ @D vim ucier | : | BEAR THE THOUGHTS OF BEING SEPARATED E = | : ‘ { | \ BURNS IN: BIM'S ROOM YONIGHT= FAINT AS THE LAST FLICKERING MOPES OF A DYING LOVE = earn AND IN THE WEE SMALL HOURS FROM YOOSE Ye wr ARM ‘Yo LOSE YOU 1S LIKE HAVING MY RIG! AMBUTATED =- TIME WILL HEAL THE WOUND= BUT THE LOSS CAN NEVER BE REPAIRED — WON'T YOU FORGIVE ME - DARLING 7 THE ‘ SAY THE WoRO- ‘ OF frctg ad AND LET ME BE YOUR ; ¥ rs 1$ HEARD AS SLAVE FOR LIFE= : HE POURS OUT } : WY, Dictate : : HIS HEART To : x Yyf ae ie * THOSE BURGLARS TOOK MY ANBER NECKLACE ANID THAT. BRACELET NOU GAVE ME, WALT! THEN GOT TWENTY- *TWO DOLLARS ANO NN BOTTLE OPENER OFF ME. WIRES ARE CUT AND | WANT TW USE NOURS TO CALL TOR BILL.... WELL, Skeptics! . ' By Blosser NOW DON'T FORGET “\ TOODLE~OO, HON! CHICK 3 ‘O ‘PHONE,FOR I'Lt BE. T'Lt RUSH NEVER FORGETS THOSE TWO MOM’N = [THINKING OF vou RIGHT HOME To Kiss ‘GLADYS KIDS ARE POP ENE, ne FOR LUNCH GOOD-BYE, WHEN HE. GIVING MOM GOES TO THE OFFICE IDEAS ! A ‘O | J EI Mom Doesn't = Miss a Trick = S = { i\ | By Cowan le Niee = ‘eau! UNE siGnen ue As “UH Tatrooeo \ “uP! ('m TH Guy! ANo BY SALESMAN NOU'RE. LEAVIN’ WITH THe SawousT Man 2 Ya DON'T. TH' Wey, O10 I Stow Ya 2 OLD Town! SONS RINGLESs circus} | MEAN IT, BERTS Where | Was TATTOOEDS SAM AS “HE TATTOOED : m NO? WELL, DUST STEP UP THE ALLEY WITH me! He Oughta oF ILL JUST HAVE To Pay Th, THAT'S ALLE LINDY GETS ALL RIGHT, ITLL BE WORT IT... IM GOING TO @ NER AND THOUGHT OF SOMETHING LAST NicuT it BED!’ AND HIS | FRIENDS ALL FEEL SO BAD-THEN, WHEN WE WERE Gone, & ANTENA HEARD ? SAX WEN WANT: SOO AT HERD] QUARTERS «+00 BE QUEEN oF Ww MAY ABOUT WARY ? WHATRE STAM’ ABOUT 7 WHATS TH’ BG \OEA +0. ya CLOWN ? By Martin