The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, March 2, 1931, Page 8

SERVICE. INC. “I can't do a thing with him. He even insists on wearing his clothes.” NOW YOU TELL ONE [__Now vou rau one GREAT MINDS AT WORK If in beginning, if in a beginning. & begin to be connectedly and care- -fully and collectedly if I agree, if in eginning I agree, then I agree you gree and we agree.—Gertrude Stein. Of course the Americans are bar- barians.—Count Hermann Keyserling. I wish I didn't have this wealth— ‘Tom Mix. ‘There seems to be more general in- terest in Thornton Wilder, Ernest ‘Hemingway and Hugh Walpole than there is in boxers, golfers and ball players.—William Lyon Phelps. ‘Women are never what you expect them to be.—Arthur Brisbane. Bridge is a sucker game.—Sidney Venz. I'm not brilliant as far as book learning goes.—Clara Bow. Cheerless homes produce morbid minds.—Herbert Hoover. There is nothing new in the world. €verything that happens is nothing more or Jess than history repeating \tself—Alfred E, Smith. Rudy Vallee is God's gift to the American working girl—Texas Gui- nan. There is increased public purchas- Ing power due to prohibition which has benefited the farmer.—The W. C. T. U. A hardened character indeed is “Boots” McBiffley. He refers to the patrol wagon as his town-car.—Notre Dame Juggler. COMFORTING A press dispatch tells of three men who ordered some alcohol for remov- ing varnish, but drank it instead. The. attending physician says they may recover, but that they will never be the same mentally. That is encour- aging.—Life. CHANGE ‘They say the new money fades. Well, so did the old.—Life, SHE STOPPED TO GAZE She stopped to gaze in at the win- Gow of the big clothier’s shop, cnd her ie caught sight of a high-priced fur coat. “Darling, that reminds me,” she said to her husband. “I'll be needing @ new fur soon.” “What!” he cried. “But I only bought you that fur you're wearing two seasons ago.” “Yes, dear,” she replied soothingly, “but you must remember that the fox wore it three seasons first.”—Answers. “The man who can call a wooden hut an ideal home,” said a judge last week, “I should describe as an idiot.” We should refer to him as a real es- tate agent.—The Humorist. “Why the look of distress?” “I just ate an unemployed apple and it has started working.”—Lehigh Burr. . DANGER ‘The president of a girls’ college in Georgia has ruled the students must not smoke on the campus. We are told he fears they might set fire to some of the old traditions.—Life, Einstein has changed his theory, thus vindicating the millions who couldn't quite see the other one. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Solution of RIAIPISMEMIOTAINIS| INIAIGISHRUISIE! AIDIE/PITISHED] ATT TIS TIAIP | IRERCIH] PIEIRIABER| lolP| MIEIRIE|D| BIRTt DIE} soo 28. Rebuft: Scotch 38. Bird's ba (81. Bovine animal 188 Goddess of ‘35, Humane i : abbr. (99, Embarked en &@ voyage 4% Additicns te 60. Impolite buildings 62. Terrible 65. Holder of a 69, Uncovered IL Contemptible ron ee li Pel | Puzzle 12 Former neavy- ht cham- Dion's Gret name Touch Nehtay uel Understané Behold! 37. Fasten eecure- AILICIEIN) 1 TIEIAISIE] 23. 29. Oven 32, Motstens 34, Lose one's 36. Rehearst D a. Gunping EJAID} 39, Make thread R] 40. Medicinal pias? GINIAIWIEIR| IAIRIAICIEIAIE| SERBRIAIS|P! mG oO oe PIOITISMMDIEICIC) 5. Eod 1. Worms 2. Flexible palm 61, Make a mia- 2 take 63. Black bird 64. Delightful re ions 65. 66. Heroine of 83. Notices a i 2a au ue A er ee et AC cl SALESMAN SAM BON'T ASK ME FOR A DIME = 1AM TIRED OF BEING LED BYA HALTER TIED To A RING THROUGH MY NOSE - AND YOU " DRAGGING ME TO Jfaur THESE THE PooR HOUSE — a i © THAT'S ANDY GUMP_FOR YOU= FMI NOEs SUE GOOD PROVIDER — | YHERE 18 ONLY ONE LIKE WIM- You COULD TELL HIM IN A MILLION = IF You SAW AEN STANDING ON A CORNER AND ONE MAN TRYING To BORROW A NALFA | AND THAT SETTLES IT= NOT ANOTHER PENNY SS MWe BEEN A SAP IN THIS NOUSE LONG ENOUGH SOLone! TUL - Him W UNDER: CONER RIGHT AWAY... JUST LEANE HIM To me! 7 wi, chiens How's THE MARRIED RACKET GET ALONG AND HURRY HOME .WITH ° POP LAID UP {DON'T WANT ANY SICK MEN WORKIN’ For, ME! MEGGE WER TONSILS AIN'T Y WILL Gu22 | ACTTIN’ ON ALL SIX! G WAN OVER To 7H’ DOCTOR AND FIND OUT! a1 WR SMD TH CAR We FOR SALE -- NAATORALLY, 1 SPOSED 1X S'LONGED to “1A +A L BOUGHT AT ---- NITHAT'S HOW IT WAS Oh, Well—!! | wen ? BE QvER IN THE NRNING To SEE . USS FiNce Lt WAS ALWAYS AFRAID OF MEP, HE'S FLAT ON WS SPINE So Ya THINK “Here S SOMETHIN’ WRONG, ER? WELL HOW DOWoU FEEL? OF COURSE 1 CELEVE ww 1 OSB Yo KNOW YouR GROWER Wen: ff PLANED YOGETHER WHEN THE FELLOW WovLD BE ANbY GUMP- “@® NEVER BE AFRAID OF agmeiw POLICEMEN, TAG... THEYRE FRIENDS TO ALL CHILDREN... Look HOW THEY WATCH KIDS CROSSING THE STREETS, COMIN’ HOME FROM SCHOOL... THEY ; LIKE KiDS...THEY'RE OUR BEST FRIENDS AN' WE DonT pei DEC SAXS IT'S OVERWORK }! ‘Sar, DOC, WOU KNOW How OU FEEL WHEN You DON"T KNOW How ‘ou FEEL, DON' THA \,FEELt WELL, THATS How