The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 26, 1931, Page 10

ne “We had it 10 degrees warmer here TRIBUNE'S PAGE yesterday than it was in Bermuds.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE JUST THE PLACE “You think I'm all run down, doc?” “Exactly. You need a rest. Get away from the crowds and business| ‘nd. excitement. Go some place) ‘where you can have absolute quiet) nd relaxation!” “Pine! I'll do it! I know just the place!” “Somewhere in the country?” “No, I'll spend a few days with a! friend who has an office down in! ‘Wall Street!”—Judge. “The land owner can borrow money ‘nd Jend it to his tenants,” says Rob- 4nson. Or senators could borrow it and lend it to their constituents. If his telephone voice suggests George Bancroft in an ugly mood, you are safe in telling him that you wish to speak to the boss. The Russian workman, forced to quit a job he likes and work where the bosses need him, must rejoice in the fact that he is no longer slave of a czar. ALL A SKIN GAME According to a Paris fashion note, st evening wraps are made of of angels.” Of course many a or devil of a husband will get to pay for them.—Bostop Transcript. jostrums indl- omething the , but medicines The great sale of cates that there is matter with America: won't cure it. Woman may be man’s equal in many ways, but she can't read on placidly while the phone continues tu ving. Another need of the times is an guto horn that will say: “Get out of the way!” without seeming to add, SIC "EM: “I look upon you as a rascal,” said one party to a quarrel that had grown acrimonious. “It's your privilege to look upon m2 in any character you care to assume,” the other snapped back.—Chicago | News. That judge who says a golter needn't yell “Fore!” probably Knows how it feels to knock a grounder with everybody looking. . UNJUST PENALTY Mother—"Come, Freddie, and kiss your Aunt Martha.” Freddie — “Why, Ma, I ain't: done nuthin’.”—Capper's Weekly. Puture historians may think the unknown soldier was the one who didn’t write any memoirs. PARTLY TRUE He ll bet you girls of today don’t even know what needles are made for.” She—“Oh, but Ido, They are made for phonographs.”—Kansas City Star. Peach trees are blooming in Geor- gia. With this early start, the crop should be killed at least three more times than usual. ASK POP, HE KNOWS Young Hopeful — “Pa, what do standing armies sit on when they are tired?” Father—‘The seat of war my son.” —Boston Transcript. Example of hush money at work: “All right, here's the two hundred. Get the darned coat.” ROPED AND BRANDED Maud—So you married your em- ployer. How long did you work for him? Marie—Until I got him.— Chicago “Darn you!” News. [ Daily Cross-word Puzzle across 1 Sullen 1%. Beast 13, Public speaker 14. Trenchant wit 18. Support for plaster 16. Goddess of discord 18. Untruth 19. Other 20, Outer gar- ment 21. Devour 32 Palm stem used in wickerwork: 24. Aloft 25. 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Symbol for tinent & American sodium cartoonist 4 Exists gaagauaa Aa a scm # THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, THURSDAY, FEBRUARY 26, 1931 WELL= IM CERTAINLY PROUD OF CHESTER AND GOLIATH = AFTER SEEING JHE WAY THOSE MURPHY ¢NILDREN BEHAVED) TONIGHT = I'VE NEVER SEEN SUCH ILL MANNERED YOUNGSTERS = WHAT CAN THEIR PARENTS BE THINKING OF 70 LET HEM BEHAVE $0— CAN'T THEY REALIZE WHAT A MISTAKE THEY ARE MAKING ? BEE AND MV FRIENDS, WE MUST WORK TOGETHER. COOPERATION 1S THE WATCHWORD WHICH WILL STEER OUR SHIP OF PROGRESS THROUGH THE TUL TAKE Linoys HARNESS OFF AND You HURRY IN AND SEE IF TE HORSE DocToR KIDS Have 1S HOME‘ ARRIVED é AT THE NETER NAR: WITH LINDY... Poriceman MURPHY STILL THINKS LINDYS Les 1S BROKEN MOM’N POP. FINNEGAN, ‘creme! | FOR THE FIRST TIME AFTER THEIR MARRIAGE, THEY GOT A BIG SURPRISE By Cowan Bam, SHOW MISTER-ER-att— SALESMAN can ? wnat ARE YA AKIN’ 1 CAME BY (T THIS WELL, SHOW HIM SOMETHING- / MORNING, GU22—(T NEEDS PAINT! WE GREATEST SARGAWN NOU EVER HENRO OF-.- WELL~ MOTHERS ARE ALL ALIKE - MIN— THEY CAN ONLY SEE THE FAULTS IN OTHER PEOPLE'S CHILDREN= AND THEY SEE THEM THROUGH MAGNIFYING GLASSES = BuT THEY ARE BLIND, WHEN [fT COMES 3O SEEING FAULTS IN THEIR, OWN CHILDREN = WHO ARE ALWAYS PERFECT = SUCCESS DEPENDS ON THE EFFORT— NOT OF A FEW OF US— BUT OF EVERN LAST ONE OF US, WE MUST PUT OUR SHOULDER TO THE A AB SHAKE! 1 want ‘TO CONGRATULATE ou, KOUNG ‘TO HOLD A THE GUMPS—THE MATERNAL INSTINCT DO You MEAN TO TELL ME + AM BLIND To THE FAULTS OF OUR CHILDREN = WE MUST NOT THINK THAT THE NEXT MAN'S TERRITORY 1S SOFTER THAN OUR OWN. WE MUST REALIZE THAT OPPORTUNIN UES WITHIN OURSELNES — AND 1S NOT HAMPERED BY GEOGRAPHY. TM NOT THE ONE GRUDGE, AFTER T { SEE IM LICKED. OU KNEW WHAT Ov WANTED AND OU WENT OUT FAVE HONORED COnARS CRS oe THINK OF IT > NOW GET ME RIGHT, SAN— (WANT SOME LITTLE THING- }aBoUT FoR. TH' HOUSE— SOMETHING “Hats Easy To THROW — “8 cays AFFORD Yo Miss: Wo A CASE OF NECESSITY OR 5 YO . 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