The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 24, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, FEBRUARY 24, 1931 Sg cag demas | TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES =: | [SWE GLANCES - - - By George Clark THE GUMPS—THE HUMAN FLY SWATTER 1 REAEMBER HOW AFFECTIONATE. HE WAS LAST SUMMER.;— - EVEN TO THE LITTLE INSECTS = 1.CAN SEES HIM YET= SNEAKING' UP BEHIND THE «LITTLE #MOSQUITOES — PATTING. THEM ON SHE BACK —! 1 CAUGHT THOSE KIDS THROWING ROCKS AT A CAT THIS MORNING = AND IF 1 COULD HAVE LAID MY HANDS ON THEM= | CAN'T STAND TO SEE ANY ONE TORTURE AN ANIMAL= EVEN A LITTLE BIRD OR AN INSECT= IT MAKES MY BLOOD BOIL = MY MOTTO IS TO BE KIND TO EVERY DUMB x ) w' NE LOVES THE LITTLE BIRDS AND BEES— wes PERHAPS HE NAS A Lor IN Sayoud WITH SOME OF THEM = 1 THINK AT “4 ny JHE BUMBLE BEE IS A RELATIVE OF WI ae SOME DISTANT MANNER — AND ILL BET EV 4, TIME A_GRAND DADDY. LONG LEGS MEETS WIM FACE Yo FACE Gaz ME CAN NOTICE (& SHE FAMILY 3 RESEMBLANCE = AQgyy JK i} GASOLINE ALLEY— PAL BELIEVES IN SAFETY FIRST s Sis : ANYIWAN, YOU Got ir! ver PAL, TO CHASE THAT BE A AUTOMOBILES! ONE OF ‘EM WILL GET NOU AN’ MUSS YOU ALL UR S SSS. SASS RSs aN SS SS “Oh, boy! Am ¥ lucky? A frat brother of mine has offered to loan me one of his dress suits, if Pll help him catch up on his home studies.” W YOU TELL 0. BUT WHAT ABOUT THE HOGS? Of all the worthy “weeks,” “Buy- ‘a-Cow week” appeals to us most. The United States department of agricul- ture has been quoted as saying: “A good cow or milk goat is one of the best investments a family can make to insure a satisfactory food supply.” ‘Why not compe! all employed men! and women to observe “Buy-a-Cow week.” Yea, verily, let them buy two, three, or four cows apiece. If any purchaser cannot find room for all this herd in his pocket-edition apart- ment, let him hand over a cow or two to an unemployed neighbor. But what about the goats? Oh, never! mind them, let the employed continue | to be the goats!—Chicago News. Bachelors seldom become great| men. They haven't anybody to shoo| away the curious. DOWN TO BRASS TACKS ‘e I married Maggie dear, mpkin pie, H us peach,” her “honey years of married life hot I pause to utter. | se fancy names are gone and now I'm just her bread and butter | —The Pathfinder. | Tt seems to be the rule that a man | too much about his religion s righteous enough without yv- VICTIMIZED AGAIN | € sh taken is the other both to | please you.—Le Journal, Paris. j THE LAST CHANCE “Name, miss,” demanded the traf- fic cop. “Desiree Stephanie St. John Dela- garde du Launge—” began the fair motorist. “Till give you one more chance,” came back the policeman, closing his book, “but it’s the last, mind you.”— Tit-Bits. BRIGHT PUPIL ANSWERS “Now, who can give an example of nothing?” the teacher inquired. After a short pause a tiny hand was raised. “Well, little girl,” said the teacher, “what's your definition?” “Please, miss,” she said, “it’s a leg- less stocking with no foot in it."— iDenver News. Still, it’s no worse to leave diseased | bodies at the mercy of quacks than to Jeave diseased minds at the mercy of lawyers and judges. PASSING OBSERVATION “Depression” is a time when people stop to ask, “How much is it?” before saying, “Wrap it up.”—Cincinnati In- quirer. CAUTIOUS Hotel Keeper: Mr. Jones, come out here and Jook at this marvelous rain- bow. Tourist: How much extra is it7— Schweizer Ilustrierte. O'SHURE “Yes, she’s engaged to an Iyish- “TAKE UP ALL THE SLACK IN THE ROPE, FRECKLES, SO I DON'T FRECKLES JERK LINDY Too HARD AND AND His | FRANTicatty, GeT LINDy LOADED ONTO TWeir SLED AND ,WITh WE Rope TIED TO His noToreyeie, NURPHY 15 READY To RUSH LINDY Under Way! WHY, © THAT CAN'T ‘ BE THE LAUNDRYMAN ALL RIGHT...WwEeRE READY... LET Ont SO UNCLE MIKE OW, VES, HE 1 TLL CALL MIM. 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