The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 23, 1931, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, FEBRUARY 23, 1981 TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES | + THE GUMPS—YES AND NO [ sue GLANCES - - - By George Clark 1 SAN'T HELP THINKING THAT SOME BAY HENRIETTA WILL COME BACK TO ME- THAT } HAVE NOT LOST HER ALTOGETHER — AND | AM SURE THAT SHE STILL LOVES THEN RIGGED OF AN OIL DROM. | HAVE TO KEEP IN SESSION. THEY SEEM AND BO You THINK SHE witt EVER MARRY You - AFTER ALL THAT HAS HAPPENED? THEIR CLUB HOUSE Fr} 1S A GOOO IDEA. I(T KEEPS THEM OUT OF MISCHIEF WITHOUT THEIR KNOWING IT. SNE MAY = AND SHE MAY NOT= RADE YOU A Bor You CERTAINLY ARE OVER- CONFIDENT. Bovernn Its Ef IND F REG. U. 5. PAT. OFF. ©1931 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. 23 “Isn't it unusual? I'd buy that coat, if 1 was sure that’s what they all will be wearing.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE | MY, HOW COLD! He: I dreamt of you last night. She (coldly): Re: He: Yes; then I window, and put an my bed.—Tit-Bits. up, shut the; ‘a blanket on} WAS HE GENEROUS? Mrs. Green: My husband is very generous. Friend: Well, I can't say the same for mine. Mrs. Green: Here's an_ instance. I gave him a large box of cigars and the old dear only smoked one of them and gave the rest away to his friends. —Pele Mele, Paris. i NOT SO MUCH “we don't print any such stuff as that,” said the editor, loftily, as he; handed back the poem. “Well, you needn't be so haughty} ort h et. “You're one who won't print it.” | the clothes-| i : Send it! Did you think I intended to ride it home?—Tit-Bits | t for! USELESS EFFORT He: If you hand’t fooled around so much we shouldn't have missed ‘the train. She: Yes, and if you hadn't made |me run like mad, we should not have had so long to wait for the next one. —Tit-Bits. NO REAL HURRY “Hallo! Never saw you walking so quickly before. Where are you go- ing?” A man has just stolen my car, and gone down this road.” But surely you don’t expect to overtake him on foot?” i “Don’t 1? He's got no repair outfit with him.”—Tit-Bits. OVERHEARD ON THE COMMON Boston Transcript: “Hello, Tom, | got a job yet?” es, I'm selling furniture now.” Correct this sentence: “Anyway, he ha ade a million doliars,” said *|the gossip, “and that proves he has e/a brilliant mind.” Sachse, Leipzig. A hard winter m but it’s being in ho} @ politician's hide tt Americanism: Laughing at the ancients who believed in witches; ing our most popular astrologer $200,000 a year for “readings.” | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ; | ACROSS L Greek goddess Solution of Saturday’s Puzzle 6. Nickname for Helen joon jum resin ‘Pro—” ‘o— . Arabian gar- ment . Figure of speech |. Omits in pro- nouncing 2, Resumes . German musician . Locations Japanese sash rony Goes to bed Ball ot thread injure lick beetle 43. Neither: 5 Latin 61. Calm 44, Moorish kettle-drum 46. Live again 48, Gelatinlike carbobydrate found in agar-agar 49, Exultant ; Entangle . Masculine |. Mother: dial, |. God of love a ee PPT GPT Pr | PC Fy Mexican dish noc! jember of the tribe of Dan 35. Football team = 36. Withdraw Powe 38, Draft antmais 1. Continued . List of actors story ina play 2, Manifest . Take out 3 Pertaining to 45. Old spelling a penitential of books season |. Roman houses 4. Finish id god ), Butlds | AND HIS 7 TO HAVE MADE THE RAISE OF A STOVE. TRACK OF WHAT THEN ARE DOING. THEY ARE MY TENANTS YOU KNOW. (wen tHe KIDS Have THE SLED ALL FIXED FRECKLES | for us To PUT LINoy ON — AND RUSH ~ FRIENDS | Him IN To THE NO, LET ME ‘OHONE AUNTIE FIRST, AND TELL HER WE'RE BACK. MAYBE UNCLE ISN'T © THERE AND WE CAN SKIP OVER THINGS WITH MOM'N POP, THEI NEXT BIG MOVE IS UNCLE Mike WELL, Now THaT ('VE SOLO You )~Es,~Es, G Want! @ NICE BILL OF Goods, MR. SALESMAN GU22LEM, ULE TELL You A M UTTLE sToRY— SA SEEN GREAT! T Never. SAN A BUNCH OF BOYS \WoRK TOSETHER TO LiKe % RIDE \N THIS MNYSELE BOY! Mats A G00D JOB... THAT'LL KEEP LINDY FROM FALLING OFF !! nope! rm FoR GOING RIGHT OVER THERE ALONE-AND FACE. THE MUSIC U0 ENToY & Goop y LaucH t WHO WAS IT, HONEY ? BOOTS WHUT'S DE MATTAR 2 AND HER BUDDIES SO KOU'RE GOING OVER “AND BREAK THE NEWS | TO MIKE,EH? WELL, ALL ‘1 GOTTA SAY \S,GOOD-BYE,] AND GOOD LUCK tL NICE LUTTLE Parton story! PITTSBURGH FOR lew Je Ha, He, tal Hats a RIGUT IN THIS Spor UNTIL I GO AFTER RY MOTORCYCLES POP, L THINK You'Re | TERRIBLE! THose * CHILDREN HAVE SUFFEDED ENOUGH, | ABOUT WHAT MIKE } WILL DO TO THEM, y WITHOUT YOU {SCARING THEM _ THIS 1S* GOING TO BE; :Gooo! WHAT A A SURPRISE THEY'RE HO, HOIYEAU TAME) (WELL, I'D LIKE To PULL 1H’ ONE BUT Goon! ABOUT TH’ MaUsEe —TRae — + THAT STOCK THAT 1 BOUGHT - DOWN + NIMY BROKER ove" PRONED THAT HE'D HAVE THAVE MORE MONEN , RIGHT AWAY BOUGHT DE STOCK , AIN'T Yo? WTS Yo FAINT 1 ? OED WAY DOES Y‘AANE T’BOY YT ALL OVAR AGIN, ROR 2 y MOU STAND BACK OF M-MA-ME, HONEY. EF iets LET HiMs BEYCUA OE |, Anowans vo ‘EM WOLD SE OS Ae DULY