The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 20, 1931, Page 10

aid eee RETESET EE Se SESE AR TTS TREE REE 10 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, FEBRUARY 20, 1931 “I guess I must be pretty crazy about her, or I wouldn't rush over and help her wash dishes for all her family.” | NOW YOU TELL ONE SNICKER SNACKS ‘The Pathfinder: There are num- berless people who think they are} No. 1. No well-bred millionaire boasts of his dough. A half-baked mind can cook up some messy ideas. It's about all a man can do today to keep from being done. If some folks were compelled to pay as they go they would stay. Disarmament might work, but alas! ten million flowers can't per- fume the garden if one skunk holds out on them. As we understand it, a government established by bloodshed 1s ni INFANT REPROOF From “A Victorian Vintage:” A little girl, up to some mischief, had jlocked herself in a room. “Why did you do that?” asked her mother when jshe was at length admitted. “Be- cause I didn’t want you to see me,” was the reply. “But God sees you,” |rejoined the lady. “Does He?” said the youngster. “Then He makes a ‘great deal less fuss about it than you do.” ‘We quit trying to understand po- litical economy when we discovered |that consolidating a business to re- |duce waste makes it a menace. A hick town is a place where a maz is a@ hopeless bum if the barbers re- worthy of recognition until it proves! fuse to charge it. itself capable of protecting United! States investments. | ‘There's some good in everything. |Think what a fix the talkies would TOO TRUE, TOO TRUE |be in if people had anything else Punch: We read that there are/to do. many thieves who have reformed and now keep shops. Some of them on| the other hand, just keep siiops. |tunity or the neighbors. | knocks but once. i You can. tell whether it’s Oppor- Opportunity ‘The remarkable thing about an-; tique furniture is that it lasted well/ Scientists are discovering shorter when the people of that era didn’t/ and shorter waves, but the crime have houses enough to keep it in-| wave still holds the record for length. doors. IT’S PRETTY SIMPLE Government by the peopic has| Boston Transcript: 10 you know about hit bottom when it continues a) what I think of marricd life?” dumb farm relief system for fear con-| “Are you married?” gress will provide something worse. 7 Don’t worry if algebra baffles wa! romney lie. Maybe everything will baffle him Returned travelers report that when he grows up, and then he can | Europe has also preserved an ample be a great detective. supply of cooties for the next war. The Red Cross made its big m take by not telling people Arkans: was in Armenia. To the masculine eye the chief dif- | ference seems to be that a dress costs 9.98, a frock $49.50 and a gown $185. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | ACROSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle 11. Practiced 1. Cabbage ealad customarily 5. Mine Scarce approaches ea eagles 10, Unadulter- sumed ated able 14 Kind of geance rubber 1. Type of aute- 15. Award of mobile valor Instant 16. Old gold coin . Helleves of Persia |. Take out 12, Mohammedan One of the noble: var. Pilgrim 18, Growing out settlers 19, Bird of the 33, Mock witb gull family keen reproach 20, Saker melan- Footless choly animais 22, Withdraws 5. Uniform 24, Diner . First-hand 26. Dutch iter . Christmases 27. Assigned Runs agrouné tasks |. Rectors of 30, Order of paroctfiat mammals in- churches cluding the ai 30, stoves Countries 49. gindied 25. Rub out Sl. Outfit . Remain 50, ‘alanches 36. Preceding 52, Fisher for DOWN 53. Make corree- nights lampreys . Watering tions in 37. Strike with 54. Visionary places 64. Gambling the open hand "~ zealot ‘Tibetan priest game 38. Roman god of §8. Send to the Dry 55. State poste the under- wrong place . Keepers tively world 62. English river 5. Catkins 58. Not one 39. Newness 63. Famous 6. Thick $7. Genus of 42 Instrumental 65. Persian poet 7. Mountain tn African trees duet 66. Tear apart Crete 59. Give forth 43. Top cards 67, By one's self 8. Makes lace 60. Early goddess 45, papcn mi 68. Feminine 9. Smoothest ot Ur culine na: name and glossiest 61. Strong wi 48. Seton end 69. Metalliferous 10. Protects an 64. Meature af 48. Cuddling ks invention weight aaa rc eect add lad tt mrt Aa Mid aad | SAM FRIENDS By Cowan | HOT | SALESMAN'@@ cace. And Sam | Proves It, Too! BOOTS AND HER BUDDIES WHAT'LE t DO To GET RID OF THE RATS In MY GARAGE? WS FULL OF THEM- GON WILL DO THAT WILL KEEP THEM : TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC ST WELL~ THERE'S SEVERAL SJHINGS “THAT WILL DO I'r— A GOOD SAWED OFF SHOT THE TRICK — SMARY CAT= OR YOU CAN SAVE ALL THE ENVELOPES FOR NE, MISS TWEET. SINCE SKEEZIX HAS BEEN MAKING A POSTMARK COLLECTION 'M GETTING SORT OF INTERESTED WELL..THE POLICEMAN ISN'T GOING “To SHOOT LINDY... Now... HIM INTO TOWN AND HAVE A NETERINARIAN Loo THE GUMPS—ON SALE TODAY AND ANOTHER GOOD OLD FA SHIONED WAY ‘YO GEY RID OF THEM 1S RAT POISON — WHICH WE ARE - SELLING TODAY : AT TWENTY-FIVE Mag i Ot ng aM LOUIS wom IL HERE'S ONE FROM JUMP RIVER, WISCONSIN; WD, WEST VIRGINIA; CISTERN, TEXAS; OKAY, OKLAHOMA; WELL Go AN' GET THE SLED AN’ GET Reavy! |For VOLUN— TEeRs BY Professor || = PRESTO, AT @ MAGIC. SHOW, |GROUGHT Sam To HIS FEET AND HIS SOLD YESTERDAY «> NTREDS 2 EE S w ore! 1 FET ony TEU! WH’ Foxe ABOST PLL “TW! STOCKS 1 BOVEAT AN’ lax ,THE GENT HERE Has A SILK SLIP UNDER His CoAT— 1 Fwon’ ovr ly, AND STEM, NORTH CAROLINA. 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