The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, February 18, 1931, Page 10

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I can remember when all the girls had blue nails on Tuesday—from the bluing in the Monday wash. The disadvantage in having a lap dog instead of a baby is that you can’t blame its meanness on dad’s side of the house. Tooth paste that removes the film from the teeth is fine, but what this country needs is an oil that when applied to the head will remove the fog from the brain. ‘An experienced shopper is one who Georgia J. Peace has been granted !can buy a 50-cent Christmas present a divorce at Kansas City 'that won't look like that among the L. C. Wharm runs a Turkish bath |other Christmas presents. at Newport, R. I. Add marriages: Grace Loving and} Clarence Kissam at Long Beach, Calif.. and Miss O. B. Burden to F. Blocdsworth at Los Angeles. THOUGHTFUL London Tit-Bits: It was a long ng an actor sitting w Somehow his ap insiead of occasioning applause, cre-| ated an undercurrent of sympathy. | All was stillness; he had not yet) spoken. At last a member of the audience | ventured to express the sentiment of | the house. “I hope we are not keeping you up, sir,” he suggested kindly. PAINLESS: Boston Transcript: Bobby — 1 didn't cry at the dentist's. Father—For being so brave T'll give you a dime. Did he hurt much? WED IN HASTE Bride-to-Be: Just think, John, idaddy is going to present us with a {handsome check for our wedding day. John: How lovely. We must have the wedding in the morning; the bank closes at three o'clock in the after- and nearly midnight when the/noon, you know.—Answers. When kitchens finally become ob- ,| solete, where will the common people hide while their children are enter- taining swell friends? Heathen are people who are easily persuaded to respect Christian na- tions because they can't read news- papers. Meteors will now bombard the earth for three years; but, like war- time bombardments, they probably won't hit the right people. 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MN VVE JUST BEEN LOOKING IN My TREASURE CHEST- ND COULDN'T RESIST CALLING ANU UP - PLEASE PARDON ME~ BOT OUR WEDDING RING WAS TNERE- ‘TNE ONE | BOUGHT - TWAT WAS Yo BIND OUR TWO BOUL § TOGETNER- “THAT WOULD MAKE YOU MY DEVOTED WIFE FOREVER = AND ME YOUR ETERNAL SLAVE — ARE NOU FILLED uP! | NEVER SAW SUCH A TUMMN ON SOMETHIN’ THE MATTER, A BIG SLED, GIVEN To HIM BY AVIATOR RILEY, FRECKLES AND HIS FRIENDS) START FoR A LITTLE RIDE To JINTOMN....A DISTANCE OF ONLY A FEW NILES... | \wHaT FUN! XWERE'S NO REASON XO BE FRIGHTENED, DARLING. 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