The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 27, 1931, Page 10

“So I said—Martha, you need to dress up a bit and be young again'—” | W YOU TELL ONE | NAME 0’ HOWLS ‘The Pathfinder: There is a town in Arkansas named Nellic’s Apron. A well known London restaurant is really named the Greasy Spoon. Brothers Males is the name of a used car company in Chicago. The Hotel Garlick is located at Rapid City and in 1924 the Rev God- save was pastor of the Methodist church there. Miss Pearl Button is seamstress at a Northfield, Minn., children’s home. Getter & Baker is the name of a Jacksonville, Fla., undertaking firm. Add marriages: Gertrude Dollar and Frank Nickle, at Atlanta; Ruth Tipswood and Charles Cutler, at Kansas City; Miss B. E. Quick and Ralph B. Halter, at St. Louis; May Cheeseman and Walter M. Kaese- ONE OR THE OTHER | | Mrs. Newlywed: Dear, if you don’t eat the cake I'll never bake another. Mr. Newlywed: And if I do eat it you won't have to bake another—for me.—Buen Humor, Madrid. {| GOOD OLD SIMPKINS j, American Legion Monthly: | Simp- |kins wes the village grouch and | ne'er-do-well combined, and it was |with considerable surprise that the FRECKLES meyer, at Cincinnati, and Sweet-| neighbors heard’ he had gone in for Hart, at Pomeroy, Ohio. \bee-keeping. They couldn't associate ane, Pathfinder: According to Ein-! of them (one of the neighbors, that stein, even space has a permanent |i,, not one of the bees) met him on curve. |the street and asked him how the Einstein says that time isn’t real.| project was coming along. wi at 5:55 to catch the 5:45 train and he might change his idea. A headline sa} Einstein's Latest Address Puzzles 4,000." We haven't read it but you can make it 4,001 if you care to. Besides, it's hard to understand Einstein's theory of space on an empty stomach. Writing music is easier than writ-| Ing stories. You can't steal forty sentences and stick them together to! make something original. ‘You see, nations must erect bronzes of some statesmen, for there’s no other way to make people remember | them. Devilbliss — That's tough about Skinkepelse not being able to see out the back window of his Austin. Defuniak—Why. what's the trouble? Devilbliss—Oh, the license tag cov- ers it up. , just let him arrive at the depot |" “Great!” answered the perennial |sorchead, rubbing his hands together ‘erthusiastically. “Ain't got no honey lout of ‘em yet, but there ain't a kid |for a mile around that ain't been | stung.” Americanism: Hooting at the cow- Jards who demanded peace at any | price; paying racketeers to let us ‘alone. Judge Lohr—How do you account for the fact tat the watch was found in your pocket? Light Fingers—Your honor. life is made up of inexplicable mysteries, and I trust your honor will so instruct the jury.—The Pathfinder. Fuller Mush—It says here that more men than ever went to the Ha- waiian islands last summer. I wonder | why? |__Anon Y. Mous—Haven't you heard? |The grass crop was a total failure \there.—The Pathfinder. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | 1. Lad 4. Wagon ACROSS Solution of Yestcrday’s Puzzle $- x. City in Holland 12. Amertcao hoe Persian fairy Echoing back Foundation 19, idolize 20, Father 23. Strikes with & sweeping mo- tion 25. Uneven 27. Frmale saints abbr. 2% Frozen water 81, Carriers 3%, Pablic speaker 35. Literary odds 47. Prevaricator und ends 48 Flattering above 62. A yneen of DP. England » Long fish 63. Native metals - In & state of 54, Pastore combustion 55. Repose 45, Expectant de» 56. Saucy sire 7. Solution 200 ol ES (228 @aee dee, 1, Obstruct SALESMAN] ucts AND Have Him ELL IT out! 2. Poem 2 Word of con> sent 4 Seene of Christ’s tir &. Aceumalate C ae THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JANUARY 27, 1931 AGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND THE GUMPS— OUT THE WINDOW SH. FEATURES E MUST GO AND DON'T THINK THAT YOU OWN “THIS HOUSE — THERE'S A CERTAIN LITTLE PAPER IN TNE RECORDER'S OFFICE - IN THE NATURE OF A DEED = SUBSCRIBED AND SWORN TO BEFORE A NOTARY PUBLIC= THAT GIVES FULL, TITLE I'M THO MAD AT NOU, ATAKEETHIX! (Gee,oscar! ANY way Yeu Figure IT, Har SLED ISNT BIG ENOUGH \NHAT WE NEED IS A BiecER VM GOING TO GET YOU SOMETHING FOR YOURSELF SOME DAY= AND IT'S GOING TO BE A PRESENT FROM ME TO YOU= AND.) WANT %O SEE YOU USE IT— A, \AND | WANY TO BE HERE WHEN A a JAR NANISHING CREAM 1 KNOW WHAT WE'RE WOMEN HATERS. ARE — THEN'IRE HE OUGHT TO BE Rivey!! eee...ou ALNOST SCARED ME OUT OF NY WITS... Boy! US KIDS COULD PILE ON TWIS SLED OF MINE. LINDY'S BEEN HAULING US AROUND, BUT MY SLED ISN'T Big ENOUGH To TAKE ALL OF THE KIDS FoR A RIDE UY, CHATS No Good, sat! o QUICK SEE IE YOU CAN HAIL a ME, NER , THIS CHECK YOU ) 'LLGET Ul, GENE ME DOESN'T CIEAN 5 DOESN'T, EH? Whats 7 - Weoner Wer cre WHY, TOU HENEN'T FILLED] (THese eRe BLANK (T UN = (TS JusT simeuy @ BLANK cHEeck! S22 , GBooKS 1 BOUGHT!