The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 24, 1931, Page 12

i | ‘ . e THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, JANUARY 24, 1931 _| TRIBUNE’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES ETE FS UWSAVY-MEAV IZ: BBB erapstp- since sCOoGE AGREED To ME = AND TO BI GUMP AND THAT MONEY I FINANCE YHE WIDOW ZANDER AND MARRIED HIM OCTOBER FIRST= . WOULD BEGIN To EARN HANGS toa HER MATRIMONIAL VENTURE = THE DAY SET FOR THE WEDDING = } ME INTEREST THE HEAD dg ete ala ¥, ; IN OUST 65 DAYS | WOU! NaH AY THE RAT i 4 A OT HES ati THE Bor LARS COLLECT EXACTLY ‘ A over $56,000.% PER YEAR “WE LOANED HER — . 940, 801,29 i £ I LA, SOME ONE WILL PAY THIS MONEY= HER WIS REAL AND SHE WAS YO » THINK OF IY a ‘ WT it Love = BAN! - PAY ME SIX MONTHS fine ‘ as, i ere r cs HE DID AFTER THE DAY. oe ‘ i a SHINK = GASOLINE ALLEY—SPEAKING OF THE OPEN SEASON Fo WHY ARENDT teens COlISSs) PARTIALLY. THEN es et GEES SDlGes CAN SHOOT THEM ! 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