The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 21, 1931, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, JANUARY 21, 1931 Suppressed desire. | NOW YOU TELL ONE | PLEASANTRIES RETURN ENGAGEMENT Can't you find anything pleasant | to say about the members of my fam- | ily?” he demanded, hotly. | “yes,” returned his wife in a cold | soothing tone, “I can remember one | thing. They were all opposed to our | marriage.’—Pele Mele, Paris. | FIXING IT UP “T say you might do Schmidt a good | turn and lend him $25. His creditor) is pressing him very hard.” | “Oh, to whom does he owe the money?” | “To me.”’—Lustige Blaetter, Berlin. THE REAL LAW i | “Byerybody must bow to the law.” | Father: You can’t kiss my daugh- “I know people who scorn the au- ter and get away with it! thority of the law.” Suitor: But I’m not trying to get “Who are they?” |away. I came back for more.—An- “Wives of policemen.” — Pages | swers. Gaies, Yverdon. | | | Anti—Pride goeth before a fall. | Toxin—Nonsense, I was not in the ‘jeast proud of the icy sidewalk in | front of my house.—The Pathfinder. IT’S ALL HIS He: May I have the pleasure of the next dance? She: You may. 1 know I won't ret any pleasure out of {t.—Path- finder. Pearl—Several of the men whom I refused when I married you are rich- jer than you are now. Xerxes—That's why. ENOUGH! ’ “How did the detectives discover that the gangster was disguised as a ‘woman? “He passed a milliners’ window without looking in.”—Pathfinder. Joax—I had a fall last night which rendered me unconscious for eight | hours. Hoax—Really? Where did you fall? Joax—I fell alseep—Pathfinder. Poet—I'll be thought better of when I'm dead and gone. Editor—That's so; writing any more then. you won't be Mrs. Flubb—Has your new neigh- bor, Mrs. Funkbaugh, entertained any “Which train is your wife coming of you informally yet? in on?” | Mrs. Dubb—Often. Only yesterday “It must be the one on track 27;/she and her husband had a row on that’s the only one that isn’t on time.” the back porch.—The Pathfinder, | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS: Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 1% King of the 4. Bo silent s & Wild animals: 13. Units of archale 21, Color of 10, podium chlo- bl ride 24, dewish month 15, Accustom 16, Three-part rN composition 11. One-part com- NIS MED! bs 18, First name ot Tr IAIP | i 29. 49 across SL. Restrict 19, Presently iL |O|P | 32, By one’s selt 20; Pertaining to 43. Of more recent the elles of olrit| origin , the thorax wis 3, Depart 28. Justomers ‘pe measure oe at's axe ISIEINIT| i Aivermaive £4. Change [ESTO IE| sz: cetter 26, Burn with 13, Dreamily ao ee an TEETER , oughefar . Toward the '. sheltered side SIEIWIEIRIS] ts: optn 43. Upon 46. Laughs to scorn 48. Fastened see 30, Ardor 84 Allowance for 50. Subtle sarcasm the weight of a container 3h, Small insect 36. Roman official 37. Silkworm 56. Sagacious 38, Hawaiian bid 60. Leave ont Within 61. Pertaining to the tides 63. Small boat 64. Grow aninter- e 6%. Automobile 68. Pendent orna> ments carely 49. Crony b1. Con 68. Marks of blows 6. Dispatehed E'S PAGE O NCLE BIA GAVE THE GUMPS A REAL THRILL WNEN NE ANNOUNCED TWAT THERE WOULD BE A Big PARTY ONIGNT = iaaabcoeiitacate, YHE THEATRE FIRST = AND THEN ‘THE OPERA CLUB- i ara You CHILDREN = AY | il LEAST IT DOES MY NEARY’ {fj GOOD To SEE ONE a COUPLE WHO ARE Mad Pfifilill ABOUT EACH OTHER WELL= You WILL EXCUSE AND THAT GET ALONG $0 WELL = | GET GREAT PLEASURE IN WIS ONE OF HIS FEW APPEARANCES IN PUBLIC SINCE ENGAGEMENT— WE IS TRYING YO FORGET= SALESMAN eusy Tovey aN cLEAN (T SAM Ry Te WEIN A WONDRED BUDDIES | COLLARS ? | GHOULD SAN NIOT! OMER GAVE NE A NICKEL TO VA F COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES * THEG UMPS— DANCING WITH TEARS IN MY EYES THEN MATTER WITH You ? DONT You LIKE THELWAY I DANCE ‘CERTAINLY: 1 CAN DANCE ON LON! = S WSS GEE...L WONDER IF THE BANDIT WHO HELD UP THAT TRAIN OUT IN THE Rocky MOUNTAINS WAS FARBARY STILL, I DONT SEE HOw IT COULDA BEEN a LET IT WorRY MG...IN GOING To FoReeT ALL ABOUT THAT FELLA, LIVE ON CHICKS SALASTY LOOK £57.60 RENT AND NIELL, I'M NOT GOING To LINDY! Boy! ar 2 TIM GLAD SEE You... WE OUGHTA HAVE A LoT oF FUN THIS WINTER I! \F You CANT 6UEss, I'M NOT GOING To TELL....GEE,I CANT IMAGINE You Ever FORGETTING on, FRecnies!! THERES SONE@ODY OUT Here WHo WOULD Like TD SEE YoU... You WANENT SEEN HIM Since Youve BEEN Um stam” RIGHT AoW, (SAM, WENE GOT LOTS OF SoAP ON OUR HANDS-LETS GET OUT, ETe- Ete PAINT @ BIG SALE SIGN AND) “TH’ HECK ft WILL GET SET FoR LOOK YouRm PRETTIEST AND PUT ON SourR coat! 4 “ou Toto METS PUT MY SHOULDER As PUT | SU TO “TH WHEEL, O1ON'TeHAae 0 =| y TEcT mw CLOMES! ; 3 CROWD — “a