The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 20, 1931, Page 10

T guess we can hardly blame the ladies, eh Meadows?” NOW YOU TELL ONE SUCH BIOGTRY: “Yes,” remarked the young typist) to her girl friend, “I like the new job and the boss, but he seems a bit big- oted to me.” “Bigoted? In what way?” “He seems to think that words can only be spelled his way,”—Newcastle | (England) Chronicle. FEROCIOUS BUNNIES Friend: You look ill. Furrier: the animals who go to make my furs were standing around my bed. Friend : But you are not afraid of ® few rabbits?—Travaso, Rome WHY LEARN? Friend (who has been admiring baby): Can he walk yet? Extremely Rich Mother: but of course there will never be any teal necessity for him to do much walking.—Tit-Bits. It seems that there are revolutions es well as castles in Spain. —‘The Pathfinder. It will take America some little time to recover from the Sinclair Lewis Swedish massage. All we ask of the stock market is that it stand still long enough for a Paragraph written about it one week to be good the next.—The athfinder. Modern women lack sex appeal says George Bernard Shaw. But then Mr, Shaw is 84 years old! The Philadelphia Inquirer carries | an editorial headed, “Will Blondes Become Extinct?” Not unless drug stores do.—The Pathfinder, “I never knew until I got a car that Profanity was so prevalent,” said the minister. “Do you hear much of it on the toad?” “Why, nearly everybody I bump in- to swears dreadfully."—The Path- Yes, I dreamed that all| Not yet, | POLITE INVITATION Vera (to her boy friend): you put yourself out for me, Ernest? , Would Ernest: I certainly would, Vera. Vera: Then do it. It's after mid- night and I’m tired.—Pele Mele, Paris. | UP IN SMOKE | Husband: Do you mean to say | there’s only one course tonight? Just | cheese? | Wife: ‘Yes, dear. You see, when the chops caught fire and fell into the | sweets, I had to use the soup to put. jit out—Hummel, Hamburg. Abigail—Gracious, how did you get all mussed up like that? Phoebe—I went auto riding with 5 crude oil salesman. ‘Remember when fathers used to |swing Indian clubs and raise dumb- |bells? Well, they've quit swinging |Indian clubs—The Pathfinder. Mistress—I hope you are habitually | | truthful, Mabel. ! New Girl—I am on my own account, |ma'am. I only tell lies to callers for ;the family. | Dr. Nutley—You will have to give up all mental work for a few weeks. | Punkrimer—But, doctor, J earn my | living by writing poems for the maga- zines. Dr. Nultey—Oh, you can keep right on at that. Daily Cross-word Puzzle | Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle & Range of {. Beprove ‘ knowledge i. Formal pro 6 Expunges cossion 2. Flexible 18. One. Who brings fy 8. Of the age: nto Hine ‘4. Inclined from 9. Bears the perpendic- 11. More expen- ular tbe Symbol tor 16, Silliness sive 13. Whirlpools jorn 18 Advertisement Revise 21. Ocean Across: prefs 2%. Hindu wom- 26. Old sailors: tog. 24. Employees 29. Si 34. Youthful years 9 Silkworm 27. 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