The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 17, 1931, Page 16

Yours NOT Gone our oF ys MOUSE YONIGMY = TAKE OFF YouR COAT AND GET A GOOD BOOK — FOR THE LACT WEEK= THIS NIGNT YOU'LL: STAY AY HOME <> WHO CRAVED « PEASE AND QUIET — IN YOUR OWN LITTLE NOME @ YoU NUNGERED FOR ‘T= EVALASTIN’ TRACKIN’! 1 BETCHA | TOOK UPA MILG OF FOOT TRACKS THIS MORNIN’. RIGHT NOW, BIG FOLKS IS JES AS, BAD AS THE KIDS. “Now, where did ¥ lay my glasses?” NOW YOU TELL ONE GRANDMA WAYBACK SAYS ‘The Pathfinder: The modern girl doesn’t worry so much about whether her soul is as white as the driven snow as whether she has a smudge on her nose. One thing that always spoils things ‘when we have company for dinner is that Pa always picks up his napkin like he is afraid of it. - One of the greatest causes of do- . mestic friction is that he thinks econ- | ,, Wife? in there's ‘a burglar at omy is something for him to preach the silver/and another in the pantry and for her to practice. eating my pies. Get up and call for Modern women would rather get a/help! nae Pye sacle than in the) Hubby (at window): Police! Doc- The honeymoon is over when he ocean: eee peneine: home groceries in-) ust when people were learning to ‘The trouble today is that too many keep their fingers out of other peo- ‘women consider themselves happily nee Fain. along comes the dial married as long as they get their ali- | !ePhone. mony regularly. THE HERMIT IS AND WHAT HES DOING...6eE! HE WAS A Nice OLD FELLA....'D HATE TR THINK "MAT'I'D NEVER GET To SEE HIM AGAIN. DIFFERENCE A MONTH CAN MAKE... A MONTH AGO I WAS HIT WITH THAT. GLANCING BULLET OF RILEY'S AND THEY DIDNT KNow IF I WouLD LIVE OR NOT....AND NOW Look Pop uP Americanism: Cussing the Smart Alec who toots for gangway and FOLLOWING ORDERS ‘i a ‘i Passes you; cussing the road hog in| The Past t! ee as lassie cs front who doesn't move quickly when : “Yes, the doctor came here years |¥OU toot for gangway. ago and said I was not to get up until he came again, and he has never been WOMEN ARE WONDERFUL ‘ere since.”—Karikaturen, Oslo. We talk of battles men have fought On land, on sea, in air, TWITTED And many s noble deed that’s Los Angeles Times: In his very wrought caustic and critical book about the} _ To save our country fair; war, Capt. Hart finds space to com-/But, after all, though men are bold,! By Blosser ment on the differences which existed|_They’d never, never dare between Lloyd George and the com-|To battle with a heavy cold mander-in-chief, Marshal Haig. It| With a hanky four-inch square. was the difference that naturally —Brooklyn Eagle. arises between an affable and adapt- able man like George and a taciturn,] Alas! How fortunate that the only inelastic man like Gen. Haig. People who know how to cure a cold Hart tells an anecdote of Haig, who| decided not to be doctors. was awarding prizes at Aldershot for ‘@ cross-country run. Said Haig: Americanism: Kicking because the “I congratulate you on your run-/| government takes so much from tax- ning. You have run well. I hope) payers; expecting the government to you will run as well in the presence|be Santa Claus when the taxpayer of the enemy.” wants anything. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle Bish sRinente ‘There are no Q's but watch your P’s. Of the 72 words im this pussie, 48 bes . oe NGURE. (T OUT—ON “OUR SALATY. $40 A WEEK 15 S160 a . THAT WONT gin with P. ACROSS %.: Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie 7. 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