The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 14, 1931, Page 10

1 WANT SOME EGGS THIS “MORNING - AND SOME BACON AND A LYTLE NOW | WANT THE EGGS BOILED = NOT ToO HARD AND NOT TOO SOFT = AUST A LITTLE UNDER THREE MINUTES — AND BE CAREFUL NOY oO BREAK THEM UP IN TAKING THEM AND Cor THE BRRAD IN THIN SLICES =, AND TOAST VERY CARERULLY OVER A LOW FIRE = AND DON'T GET IT TOO BROWN= AND | WANT PLENTY OF BUTTER OW Y= ONIN A VALET, WALT, BUT HE'S UP LANIN’ OUT MY CUTAWAN AND j ? AND WHAT ABOUT THE SERVICE f ANY SPECIAL: DESIGN -AND HAVE THE ON TNE CHINA 2 BACON CRISP— Noy YOO WELL DONE AND NOT TOO. RARE = ABOUT MEDIUM = QUST BROWNED NICELY = *—What I really meant in last week's recipe was 2 pinch of salt in- stead of a tablespoonful. So if any of you ladies have tried the recipe, I guess the joke's on me.” NOW YOU TELL ON. ACR sR Oo BAweewao z4 SF BESES RSS 2 WAIT FOR THE CRASH Detroit News: Two German pro- fessors are established on top of a mountain in Switzerland for the pur- pose of splitting an atom. Many have tried to split an atom before now and made a fizzle of it. But the preparations this time are elaborate, and the atom has no chance. The professors have planted powerful and intricate machines all over the mountain top. With these they expect to trap a lightning bolt, extract from it 9,000,000 volts of elec- tricity (2,000,000 being the most ob- tainable from any man-made gener- ating plant) and direct them into a tube. At the bottom of the tube, if everything works out right, will lie an atom, defenseless and unsuspecting. ‘The volts will strike it and it will split. You can bet your life it will. You would yourself. The only step involving any un- certainty is the process of getting the atom into the tube in the first place. Atoms are pretty shy, especially those of the Swiss mountain species. But the professors are confident they can Jure one in with a piece of cheese and then suddenly close the door be- hind it. Correct. this sentence: “I'm glad my husband's stenographer is young, good-looking and pleasant,” said she; “for a man always works better in congenial surroundings.” An old times is one who can re- member when the hard luck stuff was used as a substitute for school tablets instead of fuel. “Other people are worse off than you” is poor consolation. Knowing another man has pneumonia doesn’t make your own head cold one whit Tess painful. ALL THE SIGNS “Papa, it says in this book: ‘The woman sobbed, tore her hair, beat her breast and fainted.’ What does that mean?” “That she wanted a new fur coat, my son.”—Kasper, Stockholm. NAME O'HOWLS The Pathfinder: O. Graves is the jcoroner of Gibson county, Ind. An author named Grubb has writ- ten a book on the potato. | The National Association of Broad- casters is headed by Walter J. Dam of Milwaukee. Sam Roundtree is a member of the Idaho forestry service. | The superintendent of the Bagdad |Land & Lumber company at Bagdad, |Fla., is Mr. Work, while the assistant lis Mr. Sweat. A plumbing company specializing in | faucets is located on Dropps St., Kan- sas City. Prohibition officers recently raided |a huge moonshine still on the Brandy | branch in West Florida. | I. B. Human, M. D,, is sign at Jonesboro, Ark. |. According to the Baltimore Amer- jican, the Treator-Ruff wedding took place there recently. | The St. Louis Post-Dispatch reports |Mrs. Stella Ice suing Dr. Ralph Ice for too much cold shoulder. | If the lawyer insults the witness |and the judge who tolerates it is as |mean as the lawyer, what of those | who respect the judge. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACRUSS Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle 1. Nafsance be Former raler ol % 10, Masculine name 12. Twotold 18, Positive olece trie poles 16, Steal 41. 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