The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 13, 1931, Page 10

[sie GLA - + - By George Clark | (©1999 GY WEA SERVICE wc. THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, JANUARY 13, 1931 SNE'S SORE AGAIN= AND HOW SORE - STILL JAWING A NEW YEAR'S SKEEZIX, RUN OVER { TO THE ORUG STORE AND “Isn't there a train arriving there before ten? My son is going to meet me, and I hate to keep him up so late.” D | NOW YOU TELL 0 | A GRIN OR TWO ! PLENTY OF DOUGH The Pathfinder: No one should Object to the gangsters having expen- sive funerals just so they have plenty of them. A new cruiser with sixty guns on it thas been named “Chicago.” Most @nybody can make up a wise-crack | | about that. Some folks are born fools and oth- ers think they can untangle traffic jams by tooting their horns. Many a father wouldn't know he ‘owns a car today if it weren't for the bills his wife and children run up at the garage. Then there is the man who is so tough that he takes off his glasses every time he gets mad with himself. ‘We haven't heard of the crime com- Prison Visitor mission in so long that some people|1 suppose poverty brought you to Ah, my pour man, suspect it has been stolen. this? | Convict: On the contrary, I was The human brain is a queer piece |simply coining money.—Pathfinder, of machinery. The same people who 5 were eager to buy at the top are now| reluctant to buy at the bottom. | SURE DID MISS HIM “Did you know that Bob Fryatt is BUSINESS REA REASO! NS Paes bein’ in Australia Interested Taxpayer: I say, you| “wen now, fane r 5 a y that—I were People don’t seem to be getting along| avin" to th’ wife only yesterday we Deu weinas wel ts tike|'240't seen ‘im around lately."—Pass- this ‘ere. sir. The foreman in charge |!" Show. got me this job, and I've found out| since ‘e's courtin’ my daughter— Passing Show. SEEKS OTHER PASTURES “You marry my daughter! Why, you are supported by your father.” Is | WELL DONE “Yes, sir, but father is tired of sup- Cook: I'm leavin’ in exactiy three | Porting me, he says, and I thought I'd minutes. jget into another family."—Pele Mele, Mistress: ‘Then put the eggs on to | Paris. boil, and we'll have them mght for! Se eee once.—Answers. | RACIAL INSTINCT ERS | Capper’s Weekly: Abie—For why In recent months there have been/|are you inviting only married peobles frequent lulls in the fighting over in| to our vedding, Rebecca? China. It is quite likely, however,| Rebecca—Don't you understand it, that normal conditions will presently | Abie? All our presents will be clear be restored. | Profit. PROFESSIONAL WISDOM HONORABLE Fliegende Blaetter: “Your heart} Judge: How did you come to em- is quite sound. With you ought to live to be “But, doctor, I am 70. “There! What did I tell you?” such a heart) bezzle this money? a Accused: I needed the money to pay off a debt of honor. — Passing __iShow. | Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACROSS ty Drink uuu Le oP Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle my Hay le quine anima & Prophet [AITIONNIE] 1. Perceives 32. smell % Dradges HE Ealsenooa 0/1 INJEIR] 3. Consumed olean 10, At any time e PO] 18 Ae any matter 3b Volcelese con: s sonan} 24, Small tomor 25. The one here 27, Noted the ed of 29. Pertorm 31. Go swiftly 52. At no time 83. Bweet cake 34, Pronoun 3% Weary 36. Garment 87. Bod 49, Scandinavian 54. Beverage measure of 55. Cook slowly DOWN pee 1. Flat ash $0. Head cover- =>. First garden ing - Hold $2. Mother of 4. Uses Apollo & The Indian 63, Transmitted mulberry 48. Vegetable, exudation 7s PECL eee col , oc MOM’N POP GET A QUART OF ICE CREAM FOR DINNER. MIN NEVER FORGETS — SWE WILL BRING THAT NIGHT UP = AND BRING !Y UP = AND BRING 1Y UP = You'D YHINK SHE'D GET THROUGH : HARPING ABOUT A THING = BUT NOT MIN = AUL MY LIFE I'VE DREAMED OF DOING BIG THINGS IN THIS WORLD — DOING GREAT DEEDS ~. HAT WILL LIVE AFTER AGE | USED TO HAVE T WORK FOR ICE CREAM! 1 HAD TO PUT (CE WN A SACK AND POUND AND HAMMER (T WITH AN AME UNTIL (T WAS ALL BROKEN ‘UP. SEEMED LIKE HOURS AT A TIME. ANO THE NGARER CONE THE ICE CREAM WAS THE HARDER (7 TURNED. THAT TOOK REAL WORK! HEY, SLIM! WHERE YA GOIN’? AND CAN IT 7 GROCERY STORE, NINE BLOCKS DOWN THE STREET - VUL GET Your MOTHER DION’ SEE YOU BEFORE YOU STARTED ) SHE'DA MADE ME FoR, ScHoot - T \Wou sato (T-oR COME BACK ANDO CLEAN my Face! Im sure GtaD vou THOUGHT OF THIS / --NUTHIN 1 LIKE BETTER THAN RIDIN’ IN AuTos / HERE COMES ONE NOW... WATCH ME HAIL THE Dever! EITHER... YOU ALWAYS THINK OF WONDERFUL AND ABOUT HE ONLY THINGS YHAT VE EVER SUCCEEDED IN, DOING = ARE THE LITTLE THINGS —- Yuay My WIFE REMEMBERS — AND BAMLS ME OUY ASOUT WHEN SNE'S MAD = WOULON'T BE HARD AT ALL FOR J NOL TO GO AN’ CET fT, 1T,, ONCLE WALT! GOSH! HE .PASSED US RIGHT UP/..AN’ Tit. BeT IT WAS BECAUSE MY MOM TOLD ME NEVER TO BUM HERE ,USE SOME SOAP AND Wa (ENOUR “CeRCHER SEES YA MIRE WRT “HAT Sees To SMEAR ‘oUt ME & PENCIL AND. WELL FIGURE CUT & BUDGET and SEE WHAT We COULD BO AND | WANNA otVe. THIS MORNING {9 WOULD + ff HER A DIRTY LooK ~