The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 10, 1931, Page 12

APOE OHO ASTONSH £24e aaa mn eenaae PO PLE THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, JANUARY 10, 1931 - pat tad “1 wonder how I'd look in such a bulky costume.” OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES - THE GUMPS—BIDING THE TIME SET 7 } THINK = i f WELL = 4 WISH SOME AND STOP YOURSELP DAY. THE TIME AND BY GOLLY~ SAY~ WHEN You GET SOMETIMES — BuT | PAY WOULD COME - \ wish You'd ROUG! ING = "RE BOING ALL . ig Biri Nov ONE INE Ope TALKING = FOR YHWE PRESENTS THAT. YQu'D Kener GIVE ME A CHANCE YO SPEAK 2 VA TELLING YOU THAT YOU ME A LITTLE THAT YOU DON'T Buy ME ANY MORE NICE PRESENTS WITHOUT HAVING witt You EVER TO ASK FOR IT— GET THROUGH ? STOP ANO THINK SOMETIMES = GINE YOURSELF | i Yj Ip Creag DER EG i SO YOU'RE GOIN’ To - FR LOOP THE LOOP UPSIDE DOWN AND EVERNTHING WHEN YOu GROW UP 1 DIDNT KNOW WE WERE GOING 7O HAVE AN AVIATOR IN) THE NQU TELL IF THE PLANE WAS SO HIGH UP t NOT 4n ANIATOR, UONICLE } WALT, AN VA AVIATRIX, NOW YOU TELL ONE ~ ! PEACE ON EARTH OR! OH! OH! A racketeer on trial for murder bribed an Irishman with $100 to hold out for a verdict of manslaughter. After being out for a long time, the jury returned with the desired ver- dict. 4 “Y'm awfully grateful to you,” the racketeer told the Irishman. ‘Did you have much trouble?” “Yes,” replied the son of Erin. “I had a divil of a time. All the rest wanted to acquit you.”—Pathfinder. WAITING FORA LULL Mrs. Chat: It says"here in the pa- per that a certain man has not spok- en to his wife for twelve years. Mr. Chat: Give him time. He may get a chance yet.—Answers. MARK OF SUCCESS First Doctor: Was the operation successful? Second: No; it has never been paid for.—Answers. SPEAK RIGHT UP Bystander: The small, nervous husband was having an unpieasant interview with the large, muscular took whom he was reprimanding on| account of her numerous breakages. “Look ere,” said she. “you can't| frighten me—I'm a ‘dreadnaught,'| that's what I am!” “Well,” replied the other, looking; at the heap of broken china, “I would | rather say—er—that you are a de-| stroyer!” ALL OF IT “How is your vegetable garden get- ting along?” “Fine. We had it for lunch yester- day.”—Pages Gaies, Yverdon. NOT USED TO IT Tom: Does your wife enjoy the radio? Dick: No! You see, it's all listen- ing.—Answers. Government chemists have found @ new way to make alcohol unfit to drink, but the bootleggers really didn’t need a new way. | Mrs. Henry Peck: Let’s sev. what jis the name of that place where so much was done to keep peace in the world? Hen Peck: Reno, my dear.—Path- finder, | FOILED AGAIN Tit - Bits, London: In some ama- teur theatricals a fugitive from jus- tice was supposed to escape from his. pursuers by concealing himself under a table. The table was small, the fu- gitive lengthy. The commander of the pursuing party rushed on to the stage and fell over the legs of the man for whom he was searching. Picking himself up and rubbing his ins, he exclaimed, dramatically, “Ha! the villain has eluded us again.” Americanism: Making such.a loud hurrah for righteousness that you can’t hear the still small voice of con- science when your acts don't agree with your preaching. Americanism: Thinking a gold dollar worth $5 because everybody is buying on credit; thinking it isn’t worth two-bits because everybody has quit acting foolish. Wonderful civilization! It gives | millions of men jobs when inspired by hate, and leaves them jobless when the only inspiration is pity. 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