The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, January 2, 1931, Page 10

‘THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, JANUARY 2, 1931 “I just learn enough of the words so my face will look right when the rest of you sing.” Applicant: sympathy. ence ventured to kindly.” —Tit-Bits. Customer: tea-cup! Waitress: How ing Show. 1 Usher: 1 groom? Mose: her.—Pathfinder. acgzoss th a 2 to 0 triumpt! yeen George Patterson: iD] Clancy started the war, th teams promptly joined;, major penalties came out of {:. } ap while two more had been cal Teunyeoniau lier in the game. The Montreal Maroons and Otta; ators had 26 minor penalties in the American division, the Bor Bruins and New York Ranger: ded strictly to the business off jing goals and carried it into an/ me session as a great Bi neb brought a 4 to 3 victory. hicago Blackhawks ran wi’ he rig cad of Philadelphia to Phe C! 10 ropher Hockey Tes _ Playing in D: PITY THE MAN { The wife of a man who had enlisted; in the Navy handed the pastor of a church the following note: Bowers, having gone to sea, his wife desires the prayers of the congrega- tion for-his safety.” The minister glanced over it hur- Tiedly and announced: ers having gone to see his wife, de- sires the prayers of the congregation for his safety.”—Tit-Bits. SUPER - SALESMAN Salesmanager:' What sort of rec-|Say if he saw you here at this time ommendations have you? Well, I sold raincoats; to farmers last summer all during the drought.”—Pathfinder. THOUGHTFUL | It was a very long play, and nearly | midnight when the curtain was rung|Riviera for the season. How much up on the fourth act, disclosing an actor wearily at a table. his appearance, instead of occasioning applause, created an undercurrent of One of the members of the audi- ments of the house. not keeping you up, sir,” he suggested, UNQUALIFIED What does this mean? There's a fly in the bottom of my waitress, not a fortune-teller!—Pass- AN ENEMY? Are you a friend of the Indeed no! I’m the bride’s You not to do that? mother!—Pathfinder. J REAL ANXIOUS Lawyer: And just how bad do you ‘want this divorce, Mose? It only cost me a string ob fish to git married, suh, but, please Gawd, Ah’d give a whale to git rid of Daily Cross-word Puzzle NOW YOU TELL ONE KEEPING IT DARK. “Peter “Peter Bow- Z Dear Old Lady (to young girl com- ling out of night club): I wonder, young lady, what your father would of night? “Probably,” said the sweet young |thing “he would say, ‘Don’t tell moth- ler’ "—Tit-Bits. NO CHARGE Wife: I’m thinking of going to the would it cost me? Somehow| Hubby: Nothing, I should tnink. Wife: Nothing? as Hubby: Yes, thinking about it won't cost you anything.—Answers, express the senti- A DAY LATE T hope we're «rm tired of this rogue's life. I am| *| going straight.” “Then you must give back the watch you stole yesterday.” “No, I am only starting from to- day.”—Pages Gaies, Yverdon. Kind Old Lady: Do any of your friends ever come to see you? Prisoner: No, ma’am; they are all here with me.—Pathfinder. do I know? I'ma HEEDED ADVICE “Sonny, didn’t your conscience tell “Yes, mummy, but you said I must {not believe all I hear.”—Answers, HE CURED ‘EM “I hear that Dr. Cheatem isn’t go- ing to take any more vacations.” “No. After he got back from his vacation this summer almost all his [eagises were well.”—Pathfinder, Solution of of arsenle 10, FOR] 1-5 ig. 1. Boren THERITY) 3: WISP TRIE RMGI rv i GER SEER le] TIEMBE(S|TIE] ,,, ronen'* 1. Celestial bodies 40, Put ap 8. Maesioy iE Native wince » Ue in the Britien 4. Modest 0 Ble Tock, of hair * Gorernens of a Ss Hebron men. ai ry @. Metal-bearing iy * ‘eathercoes property 40, Wizard haracter 1s ple poem erve network gers roe! 7. Long narrow intets & Nabiaes FOR HEAVEN'S SAKE - ANDY - Do You KNOW WHAT YOU DID WHEN You PULLED THAT PLUG OVT FOR THE CHRISTMAS TREE) FRECKLES AND HIS By Blosser In Dutch HICKA MINICKA, G RANGERS! TO GO INTO A HUDDLE AN’ FIGURE HOW TO RAISE SOME MONEN. ORNAMENTS ? 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