The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 29, 1930, Page 12

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, DECEMBER 29, 1980 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES =| RE GOING TO THE VC \U SHOULD TAKE MORE | ef = = HAVANA by BUEYTNERE FOR DINNER - per nuns IN YOUR DRESS — MEAN q . gor. Ose nee i Vi tl “ON YOUR BEST SUIT — Are TRGIaNte WELLS: YOUR CLOTHES | ye AND DRESS UP FOR A CHANGE: “ Tv DON'T LOOK AS THERE'S iO RRA SEN SHAT You Ls f WELL ON YOU han Way YOU AS THEY i) aM | : J CEE, THAT'S | BETCHA IF WE ‘HE FIRST BUSINESS 774 \( pun'Nou CAN \ MANBE \ FIND AN OL! Capesienier: oF ahem lil Apa hic Hes Bl d i é FINO INTHE | WE'LL FLIER AN’ SOME KEEZI S SPUD AN SNIPE e pf” j -]} WANE TO |Stove PIPE 1 CAN THERE AIN'T GOIN’ TO eg nth 3 SUMMER TIME x eso . HEAR AS - STOVES! BUILD A SECOND? “If they come for that rent, just look dumb and say it must have skipped my mind.” NOW YOU TELL ONE Mrs. Crabber— And you have the| Scollop—Well, I had to give Susie nerve to ask $5 a bottle for that nerve; the air—she turned out to be one of tonic? \|those Iowa girls. Clerk—Certainly, madam. It shows} Wollop — Whatya mean, “Iowa what it will do. I take it regularly.—j girls?” i The Pathfinder. Scollop—You know—‘“Iowa dress- maker's bill,” “Iowa month's rent,” i A FUTURE DIPLOMAT ete.—Pathfinder. Ht Judge: Dear Santy Claus. reer i “Please bring me a bisikkle so I can| Client—What do you think of the i get to school on time. Also a punch-|idea of giving the money back to the | ing bag so I can get strong for|bank and asking for a light sentence? | moweng the lawn and a big red wag-! Lawyer! Rotten! How would you H on so I can bring in stoav wood. I|be able to pay me then? need roller skates too so I can run erands faster for mother. TAGALONG JUST CALLED ME DIO! AND wHaT A No FooLIn'?. LL UP AN' TOLD ME FRECKLES "| TEAN, TOO... OSCAR'S HOW MANY WAS Home... BOY! THAT Sou! A ORIOLES...AN' WE was ) GAMES DID FRIENDS WAS A Surprise! / 2 ONLY BEATEN Bricklayer (first day on job)— i Yours truly, WILLIE JONES. |—Guess I can't work here—there’s no i | Place to park my auto. A scientist is @ man who can dig} Boss—No, you won't do. We can ! up a 2x4 piece of a prehistoric lizard’s|only use bricklayers who have their wishbone and reconstruct the skull of |own chauffeurs. | ® primitive man. — fi i “How did the detectives discover ] . It is estimated that if all of the|that the gangster was disguised as a } stock losses people tell about were| woman?” added together, the result would make| “He passed a milliner's window Very Suc- Ananias seém a piker. without looking in.” cessful! If inanimate things can't think,| Billswiggle —I suppose in these how does the paper cap on a milk/times you live in apprehensive trepi- bottle know you have on your dress-/|dation, don’t you? up clothes. Dinklespoof—No; I live in the sub- urbs. ! Another example of double jeopardy i consists in being a poor sailor and} Wedlong—My dear, it’s no use for By Blosser negotiating mixed drinks when you! you to look at those hats; I haven't reach the 12-mile limit. + |More than a dollar in my pocket. Mrs. Wedlong — You might have “I hope you are not one of those|known when we came out that I'd men who go home and find fault with} want to buy a few. things, the dinner,” said Kidder. Wedlong—I did—The Pathfinder, “No,” replied Growcher, “my wife °7 and I eat at a restaurant where we| Bumm—I told that man I was so} MOM’N | both can find fault."—The Path-|dead broke that I had to sleep out- | finder. |doors, but he wouldn't give me a POP, DONT You LIKE AND TOTHINK TLL MY COAT BETTER SINCE 3 JAKE IT OFF THE CUFFS ANDO HAVE PLAIN SLEEVES. FUR CUFFS ARE SORT OF A COAT AND THE MINUTE ~ou LAX YOUR MITTS ON IT Kou RIS THE THING TO PIECES tf 1 CAN RETRIM IT WITH THIS NEW FUR. 1 REALLY | nickel. 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