The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 26, 1930, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 26, 1980 “Oh, let’s forget it, Dad—il's a darn nice present anyhow and I'll probably get used to the color.” NOW YOU TELL ONE PRECAUTION CORRECT “How do ‘you always “Your heart is quite sound. With have such delicious beef?” such a heart you ought to live to “I select a good, honest butcher and | be 70.” then stand by him.” “But, doctor, I am 70.” “You mean you give him all your). “There! What did I tell you?”— trade?” Fliegende Blaetter, Munich. “No; I stand by him while he’s cut- ting the meat.”—Tit-Bits. manage to, EH? “Dearest, I love you. Since the Oshkosh — Could you get anything|dawn of creation, since the birth of out ofthe book our friend George W.|the world, since the beginnirig of ‘W. W. Stimpson has written on “Pop-|time, I have known and loved you. ular Answers Questioned?” Darling, will you be mine?” + Kennebunk — Oh, yes, 25 cents at} “Oh, Tom, this is so sudden.” — the second-hand book store—The | Pathfinder. Pathfinder. — | “Why don't you get out and hustle? MODERN GRANDMOTHERS | Hard en cnt killed anybody,” joy Scout (to elderly lady): May |/Counseled the philosophical gent. I eecany You across the strect,| “Your're mistaken dar, boss.” re- madam? Dlied Rastus, making @ touch. “An’se Old Lady: Certainly, sonny. How lost foah wives dat way.”—The Path- Jong have you been waiting here for! finder. somebody to take you across?—Pass- | ing Show. | P LENGTH , Mr. Spinks: But why did you buy a dachshund for the children? Mr. Linkes: So that they can all pet him at once.—The Humorist. Husband (on silver wedding anni- versary): Well, dearie, all the years! heve flitted by—and I haven't de-| ceived you yet, have I? Husband: Forgive me this time, Wife: No, John, you haven't de-| bat ve oy) Carling. Let us nang the cloak of ceived me—but goodness knows you! hristian charity over the past. tried hard cnough.—Hummel, Ham-|Chymuan cnarity over the past. wy burg. |much may I spend on it?—Dorfbar- SSE pe Berlin. . *Mrs. Campbell: Dear, I saw the} MODERN MOTHERS Sweetest little hat in a shop today. | He: May I kiss you? Mr. Campbell: Put it on and let) she: But what would mother say? me see how you look in it—Tne Hu-} He: She says “Yes.” I've just morist. kissed her.—The Humorist. | Modern Wooer: I say, old bad may I attend your wedding? She: Why, I'm not even engaged. “Oh, as a bridegroom, I mean.”— Answers. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACRUSS Solution of Vesterday’s Puzzle 1. Large wicker basket Son—Mother, aren't you gcing to wait up for father? Ma—What’s the use? I've got such 4 cold I can hardly speak.—The Path- finder. 7. Desired 13. ‘I wo-wheeled vehicle 4M. Auditors 16, Exist 1a. Animal food 18, Slave 1% Mawallan bird 20. Bird's a2. c IE|D] 43. Cocse ot cain YHERE '% NO USE, ANSY = You CAN'T UNDERSTAND — YourRE MARRIED— You'RE MAPPY~ how CAN You BE EXPECTED Yo KNOW SWE SUFFERINGS OF AN QLD BACHELOR. ‘WHO HAS NONE OF NE COMFORTS OF £ HOME Rio WIFE = NO FAMILY? HE ONLY THING IS-BiMs YHAT \'‘M AFRAID IF EVER HOOK UP — You'LL HAVE NOTHING UT REGRETS BOR THE REST OF YOUR LIFE= MISTA WALT, 6 1 SURE DOES WANT TO THANK NOU AN! MIS' WALLET FoR THE LOVELY CHRISMAS PRESENT. THAT'S FINE, RACHEL. I'M GLAD YOU LIKE IT. LEFT To FLY Home FOR CHRISTMAS... MOM’N vor DIDN'T “OU GET A HOW muCcH COAT THAT SET me / THINGS CosT=IT'S THe THEY ARE GIVEN IN THAT COUNTS You AND YouR HEAVENEYES } YHERE YOU GO~ TALKING WILD AGAIN= WHEN YOU'RE MARRIED= MY YOUNG MAN = You'll HAVE NO LEISURE — AFYER MARRIAGE XHERE IS NO WELL ~ 1 DIFFER WITH YOU THERE = AND [F So - \¥ WOULDN'T BE THIS SUDDEN BLOW — 1 COULD REPENT AT LEISURE © \ DON'T JUST RECALL. ¥ MOU SEE |! HAVEN'T SEEN IT SINCE WE Arron | |i AFFAIR TAKES A: GREAT LOAD OFF THE HEART — You SAID IT = } AND WHEN THE OLD DERRICK LIFYS THAT LOAD OFF YOUR HEART « Look OUT/ 'y Comes RIGHT BACK= AND WHAT A BURDEN iv PUTS ON YouR SHOULDERS N R. PHYLLIS, WHAT DIO WE Gwe RACHEL FOR WRAPPED IT UP. BETTER GET DOWN STAIRS. SOME OTHER FOLKS MAY CALL To See You!!« Anv car ou vusr IMAGINE THe WELL, LYOE GAVE ME Some SeeuTiFUL BOUaIR LAMP AND THE ONY STHING 1 GAVE THEM WAS A WHY } specu ore stat \) UNE YOU JUST BROAD CAST TO Met! TELL THem “OU ONLY SENT CARDS BECAUSE, AFTER ALL its THE CHRISTMAS THAT REALLY COUNT AWRIGHT, ) (EAH AX BOY SUSTGOT 26. Body Joint 8 Hafile MR. HOWDY. ja 30. Metal blocks used in print. 46 One "who rane HERE YA ARE, Soni! RUN ALONG WITH SOuR FATHER'S PIPE AND ToBAccO AND ULL RING HIM UP TO APOLOGIZE FoR THE Looks OF THis PAcKAGE- No, No, MR. HOGG! WE) HERE WITH TH’ TOBACcCO— “\ ARE ALL OUT OF WHe22ea MATTER —(S YER. @ )WREPPING PAPER STORE GOIN’ ON TH’ ROCKST / SUST NOW AND | APPEO “THE STUEE IN @& News Parer ! 31. Day’s march a. Spring lower Ver: contr. $7, Genut 46 Moving varts * ae oe 38, Rom 49. Melodies 61. Silkworm 63. Evergreen ees. 44. Fortification 66. Deed 67. Hebrew word for Goa gree 40. Drinks tittle by little 42, Vulgar ad- mirer of post+ tlon ending 48. Decorations of an order By Smal} , we ly a . ZA CLLLLLZ: ‘ONLY 364 gy Dews iu 7 CHRISTMAS LYE you 1 wont wae ot het is OUTRAGEOUS -- S@UANDERING TIME AND MONEY ,AS YOU HAVE | LOOK --. ALL AROUND Yoo ~ YOU SEE PORTRAITS OF A LONG LINE OF STOUT HEARTED, WAOSTRIOVS ANCESTOR -~- TODMONTERS ALL, WRO ACHIEUED FAME AND FORTONE WELL 1 OONNO WOT XHEY'D THINK WE THEY SAW ME --— BOT F XWEY SAW BOOTS, Vin Ser THe’ staer COIN’ 'ROUND 1 ARES BUUTS AND HER § BUDDIES