The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 17, 1930, Page 8

, THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER, 17, 1930 Cigna nea stews wc. EG 0S -PAL.OFP. “Don't expect any cigars from the chief this year, Oscar; he just dropped about a hundred grand on the market.” TRIBUNE ’S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES bib YOU NEAR THAT ? ALL ABOUT NOTHING — ICANT TELL MY WIRE A THING ANY MORE = THE ONLY WAY | CAN GEY HER To,LISTEN TO ME 1S To TALK IN MY SLEEP = W'S DIFFERENT poeta Soin ara - 1 WHY © WHEN } WAS COURT! - Kf Neu) ‘Nol H VUSED To SIT AND TALK To HER BY THE HOUR — cs AND SHE WOULD LISTEN TO ME = BOTH ‘TALK f ties AND THE ; ae t AND YNEN WHEN WE WERE ENGAGED = NEIGHBORS ee * SHE USED To TALK TO ME BY THE HOUR= AND 4 WOULD SIT AND LISTEN LISTEN = rg ia to HER = 4Y ‘ ae { WE'LL UNFASTEN A COUPLE NAILS Ini EACH ENO OF THE STRINGERS AN’ SWING THIS PIECE O' FENCE RIOHT AROUND. =e WY | MEASURED UP Wes] THE GATE, SKEEZIK, & AN’ MISTER AVERY WAS RIGHT. OUR HOUSE WAS TOO WIDE “TO GO OUT. WELL PULL UP THE POST AN’ MOVE OUT WELL CET EVERNTHING ALL SET i AN’ CAN 00 fT — AN’ 3 v HANG? IT FIXED AGAIN IN A JIFFEM. Ye IWO-BN~FOUOR STRINGERS RUN Y PAST THIS POST TO THE POSTS ON EACH SIDE. ALL WEVE GOT TO DO 1S LOOSEN THIS FROM THE FENCE AN’ i etaggap NS IN THE NOW YOU TELL ONE SPOILING HER FUN “I think he’s the meanest creature T've ever met!” “Well, I've made up my mind to refuse him, and I simply can't get him to propose.”—Passing Show. QUALIFIED Irate Father: You impudent pup- py! You want to marry my daugh- ter! And tell me, do you think you could give her what she’s been to? Suitor: Er—yes, I think so, sir. Ive a very violent temper myself.— ‘Tit-Bits. Gazonda—This is a hard city to get around in. A few days after we moved here my wife asked me to take our old cat down to the river a mile away. Gazoff—And did you get rid of it? Gazonda—No, thank goodness! I never would have found my way home if I hadn't followed the cat! “Sarah, did you tell those ladies at the door that I was not at home?” “Yes, ma‘am.” “What did the say?” “They said: “How fortunate!” Billswiggle—Do you think your cousin Zantipiana would marry me. Miss Terry—Very likely. I've heard her say that she would marry nobody. Whipp—I don't see why you are so down on Slumgullion. Lasch—He once tried to rob me of my reputation. Whipp—You shouldn't have stopped him. Menken—And you were protected by the police from the threatenings of a hotel manager? Blenken—Yes, they kept me in jail until I paid my hotel bill. STANDING ROOM ONLY ReEU.S. Pat OF : Copyright, 1931, ty Thee Millionaire: Marry my daughter? Why, she’s a mere child! Impecunious Suitor: I know, but I thought I'd come early and avoid the rush.—Pele Mele, Paris. ASWELL TALC AGOUT THAT Stip? You bowT ISX LATER...RIGUT Now we FRECKLES] “e Tink... How come ) WANE To Look AFTER THis AND Area YoU HAPPENED ALONG ) KID..TAKE NY HANDWEREHI FRIENDS | 32 nan : Pe we Rieur § : Z FRECKLES HAS BEEN A BRICK THROUGH ALL THIS TROUBLE ..STOOD IT BETTERN ANY MAN EVER COULD... AN’ ID HATS. To SEE ANYTHING HAPPEN To HIM I'M AFRAID LES HELL BE ALL RicuT, BUT WE HWE D GET HIN OUT OF HERE... TUL TAKE Him OVER NY SHOULDER AND Cagry ) MEAN ONG OF Those La atioeharan ets oer in HIM Down To mY Sip AIR MACHINES, DO = ae AND You Go ON You? AWEAD... YOURE GOING Irate Golfer—You must be the worst caddie in the world. Caddie—Hardly. That would be too much of a coincidence. Mrs, Newlywed—We hadn't been married a week when he hit me with’ @ piece of tt cake. Judge— Disorderly conduct. Five dollars and costs, Pnprtenefese Mrs. Newlywed (sobbing)—And I'd made the cake with my own hands. Judge—Assault with a deadly weap- on—one year. Smarter—What's the difference be- tween a millionaire and a dub golfer? Wiser—I'll bite. What is it? 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