The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 15, 1930, Page 8

8 THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, MONDAY, DECEMBER 15, 1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS— HELP! HELP! g & rep) 5 1| 2 Bi ; C Cc He NOW I‘ NOT COMPLAINING= UNDER STAND= AND “THIS MONTH= bo You KNOW. WHAT THE BILLS ARE FOR YOUR CLOTHES 771M NOT KICKING = I'M NOT SCOLDING You = BUT JUST ‘TO LET YOU KNOW = “ $275, 2 GOSH= 1 HATE Yo BE NAGGING= 1 LIKE To SEE YOU HAVE ALL, THEM PRETTY THINGS = ° AND IT'S WINTER < AND 1 KNOW /[/ BUT) You NEED A LOY OF NEW CLOTHES ]/ NAD Yo HAVE AND ALL THAT = SHAT DRESS— BUT, VUST LAST MONTH T PAID FOR THINGS YOU BOUGHT — NOW DARLING — we simPLY MUST - CUT DOWN ON OUR EXPENSES= AND You'vE GOT To HELP ME= WELL = IM WILLING TO DO ALL ‘THAT ei BY THE WAN, 7 SHOPPING UST, < PHNLLIS, MOU WERE PEN, KNIFE, NAIL POWDER PUFF, JOLLVING SKEEZIK AND A FILE, ROUGE, HANOKERCHIER, NE ABOUT WHAT We A uP STICK, PERFUME R CARRIED IN) OUR POCKETS, LET'S SEE WHAT YOUVE GOT IN YOUR HANDBAG. “He's asking for a date during Christmas week. Do you think that broken fingernail will be grown out by then?” THE OTHER SIDE “No, your songs won't do fro me. I can’t allow profanity in my the- ater.” But I don’t use any profanity.” “No, but the audience would.”— Answers. . A magazine is conducting a con- test to learn which are the twelve greatest dates in history. Thirteen thousand contestants, we predict, will start their list “Anthony's with Cleo- patra.” LAY A HAND OW. THiS YOUNGSTER AND You'LL ReeRET IT To your OYING DAY... AS For ME, wer, f/ You Dos! Youre NoT THE Key ONLY ONE HAVING A HAND HIN THIS-THERE'S A SOCK FoR You AND THERE WANT AND NOW WE NEWS STORY GOT HIM... NO Mother reads the sporting page, lursie scans the ads. ‘The janitor clips The stock reports " That once were dear old dad's. =. TRECKLES| 4NO THe FRECKLES peste A young man took his girl friend for an automobile ride and the car broke down. While waiting for help, the young man began to make love and said: “My kisses will put new life into you.” “Then for goodness sake,” she re- plied, “kiss the car and let's get home.”—Tit-Bits, IN OUR HOUSE Filleted If knives and forks are dropped it} A man bought some sausages and means company’s coming. If knives] asked his landlady to cook them for and forks are thrown it means the| his breakfast. company’s gone. “How'll I cook them?” she asked. “Fry ‘em like fish,” replied the Some passenger planes are now | lodger. equipped with robot pilots. Someone| The next morning, when the | TUNNEL BY BINKLEY AND yusT Now Tee, CHANCE OF Escape Looks very SLIM... Father folows “Hints to Health,” The comics I peruse. Everybody reads the Paper now, But nobody reads the news. —Dorothy Faubion. | By Blossez should invent a robot passenger and Z then air travel will be perfectly safe. H. G. Wells complains that there is no mass buying. 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