The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 9, 1930, Page 8

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, TUESDAY, DECEMBER 9, 1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES WELL = IF FNAT'S ALL IT 18 — ney DARLING - YOU MAY FIRE AWAY = i ; GHOOT! SPEAK FREELY — i “Ty's THE RIRSY TIME | WAS EVER K CALLED BACK WNEN You HAD SOMETHING YOU WANTED YO SPEAK ABOUT- SHE CARE GENERALLY 1S — HAT YOU WANT YO SPEAK ABOUY “SOMETHING ‘YOU HAVEN'T SWEET HEART - Omagh DEAR prey pobropney t 1) THAT | WISH TO be SPEAK TO YOU AB80LT OF COURSE THERE'S ONIN ONG THING T BE DONE. copies OF MN PRIVATE CORRESPONDENCE RELATING WHERE ARE THOSE SHEARS OF MINE? 1. SUPPOSE AS WHAT'S THIS? LETTER TO ABIE S. CORPUS? amen wae USUAL MISS TOTSN HAS BORROWED THEM AND STUCK THEM IN HER DESK RIO DE JANIERO, BRAZIL! SO SHE KNOWS WHERE HE IS AND (IS IN COMMUNICATION WITH HIM. TO SKEEZIXS BRAZILIAN FOREST PROPERTIES! SO SHE'S BEEN A SPN IN MY OFFICE ALL THIS TIME FOR THAT CROOK CORPUS! SHE MUST GE DISCHARGED AT ONCE. TOO BAD TOO. SHE WAS AN EXCELLENT STENCGRAPHER. Qos nea seavice we AES U.S fai “I always give the ones I want to read, and then borrow them after Chritsmas.” | OW YOU TELL 0: | A London paper says a Scotchman: There's only one job the boys at was cured of asthma by playing the; the filling station have overlooked. bagpipes. On the other hand, we sup-| They never leap on the running pose there are Scotchmen who have| board with a bit of lipstick to touch been cured of bagpipes by asthma.—| up the ladies. Detroit News. ~ Americanism: An unprincipled A golf enthusiast was describing to| warfare between criminals and police, his friend the varied joys the game| while socicty enjoys the show and afforded him, and wound up by say-| cheers the side that seems to be get- ing: “Do you know, I'd rather play| ting licked. golf than eat!” “But whatever does your wife say THE MEANEST MAN to that?” inquired his friend. Passing Show: First Boy—Your “Oh, well, she'd much rather go) father must be a mean man—him a shopping than cook!"—Christian Sci-| shoemaker and makin’ you wear them ence Monitor. old boots. Second Boy—He's nothin’ to your Concern advertises the perfect | father—him a dentist, and your baby bridge lamp. Must be light enough to} only got one tooth. see by and too heavy to throw.—Dal- las News. A bad taste in the mouth may in- dicate indigestion, or you may have Diner: Waiter, just look at this! been reading a best seller, piece of chicken; it’s nothing but skin and bones. Waiter: Yes, sir; d’you want the feathers, too?—Answers. “THERES THAT DRUMMING NOISE AGAIN..CONFOUND IT ANYWAY..I'D F- UKE To KNOW WHO THAT IS... LISTEN! “WERE! Wear THAT FRECKLE AND Hls FRIEND: CHANGE OUR MIND ABOUT SPYING FROM BEHIND THAT BIG IT... IT 1S The mystery * Riper! The advantage in learning bridge from an expert is that he doesn't kick you on the shins. What Is It Then? People with coughs are going less and less to the doctor, nowadays, says a. medico. ‘They seem to be going to the theatre instead. — The Passing! Show. Everything is speeding up. In the old days it took a man lots longer to drink himself to death. ‘WHAT J. HAM SAID One of the troubles with the cotton) ar geet Non he eat Hens dan't business is revealed in the latest fig- TE NGvaner Why t hi id “T ures of the Ku Klux Klan. The or-| fing it’ embatrecsing to have t ganization now has so few members char i hy di st ie ae Ane that one, sheet will cover them.—New sup epzanit ica ie pated York Evening Post. By Blosse i ne worst of it is, so-many com- x = mission reports may yet require the pea orang nut throw mud at) puitding of new pigeon holes. Johnny: Have I got to wait till I've ENE ie?—1 5 got s motor car, Auntie?—Hummel,| Cuicago News: Little Town Girl cosas | eS spent day in. country for Old Lady (to motorist who has just] first time, having hitherto only play- had terrific smash): I suppose you're | Cd in parks)—“Daddy, what time do just. begun to drive. they shut the country up?” Motorist: On the contrary, Madame, T've just finished.—Dublin Opinion, BuT Gosh, PoP! WWIS 1S TUESDAY NOW! Toawt — —TWS LAST MESS You -GOT INTO SET WE BACK MOM’N $57.8? Now Tu ExvEct POP SOWE KIND OF & DAYMERT % Dowt want EXCUSES- IE WANT To SEE THE COLOR OF SOME OF PARADISE XHERE'S ALMOST “TWRTY-FNNE CENTS WN WT BND You Cas WANE (T ALL - MAKING IT UNANIMOUS Wampus: Stage Hand—You re- “Cheer up, Mrs. Jones. A month! ceived a tremendous ovation; they're will soon pass.” still clapping. What did you say? “Yes, I know, dearie. 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