The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 6, 1930, Page 13

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, SATURDAY, DECEMBER 6, 1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND FEATURES THE GUMPS— POOR OLD BIMBO SNE PULLED A NOY ONE ON HIM, THOUGH, WHEN HE MET HER IN TNE DEPARTMENT STORE = AND ASKED HER IF HE COULD SEE HER HOME — Do You KNOW WHAT SHE SAID ? “gue said NO! — Bor IF You'RE 80 DEEPLY INTERESTED IN IT = I'LL SEND You A PHOTOGRAPH OF IT = POOR BIM AND HIS HEAVEN EVES = LOVE 1S AN AWFUL THING WHEN (T HITS AN MEASLES AND LOVE. - OLD BIRD LIKE HIM MEY ARE ALL AT HIS AGE = ris LIKE SHE WORSE - THE MEASLES = WNEN ‘THEY COME LATE IN LIFE= 1M WORKING THE STUNT ON THE KIDS, U WALT, THAT YOU PLAYED =) : : GOING To GET A KRANMMER BR TWO CENTS FOR THE AN’ PULL SOME KA SECOND AND SO ON, DOUBUNG GACH WEEK, “mand get this through your fat head. If you aren't on the job the minute the store opens, out you go!” NOW YOU TELL ONE JUST A MINUTE u GIVE IT TO HIM Diner (sniffing suspiciously): Wait- er, just forget about the order of mine. I can’t eat where there is a smell of paint. Waiter: If you wait just a min- ute, sir, those two young ladies will be going.—Pathfinder. A LONG WAIT The office boy took off his cap, presented the bill, and stood at ease. “My boss says I'm not to go back until you give the money you owe him,” he said. “Qh,” was the reply of the debtor. “I wonder if he'll recognize you in a beard?”—Tit-Bits. THIS GHOSTLIKE HORSE AND RIDER GALLOP IN THE NIGHT, STANDING OUT DEAD WHITE OP TUS RIDGE AN’ Sag \F WE CAN Gee FABLE Once,a boy kicked a football into a house, breaking one window pane and one vase, and the man of the house came out laughing, saying, “Tut, tut, tut, I was a boy myself once; here’s your football."—Judge. - READY TO PLEASE “Waiter, an egg, boiled not too soft and not too hard—toast, also not too hard but well browned.” “Yes, ; any special pattern on the china?”—Lustige Blaetter, Berlin. Concord, N. H.—Convicts joined the ranks of golfers when state prison authorities sent out an appeal for second-hand clubs. Even within the stone walls they're playing it now.— Mother; If that young man asks for a kiss, refuse it. Daughter: And if he doesn’t ask for it?—Travaso, Rome. HOME, JAMES Teacher: It is the duty of every- jone to make at least one person hap- py each day. Have you done 60, James. James: Yes, teacher. I went to see my aunt, and she was happy when I went home.—Answers. NOT SURPRISED Mrs, Campbell: Dear, I saw the sweetest little hat in a shop today. Mr. Campbell: Put it on and let }me see how you look in it.—Notting- NOTA SOUND Comes FROM . THEM, EXCEPT THE Low Judge. ham (England) Post. 4 eS | STOPPED | eee: ae Lene accused ot Sot DATING “THAT Youn’ ‘The boastful financier was discuss- | blacking e landlord's eyes ant * s - ing his eareer. “T owe my great suc- | breaking, his nose, was, acquitted in \ we rou By ae a Reena ree ae 5S Ith,” he said, “to just one | court. is 1s regare y many as & 4 . panties i 4 sure sign of an enjoyable winter.— FoR Sust SS t < an Oh«, Brest hrsad igllenianie “Indeed! And whom did you | Judge. 3 ONE EVENING macuNe pluck?” inquired a bored listener.— e Tit-Bits. " HE HAD EVERYTHING - | Helena: Oh, Jack, a strange man EH? kissed me while we were going Caller: Why, you're writing poetry, | through that long tunnel. doctor. Jack: What!! Point him out to Dr. Butcher: Yes; to kill time. me and I'll teach him a few things. Caller: Haven't you any patients} Helena: But, Jack, I don’t believe any more?—Pathfinder. you can.—Pathfinder. Daily Cross-word Puzzle ACHUSS Solution of Yesterday's Puzzle % Half: preaz nm mines sugar 10. Eo iE ieenis — (STETTISIMCTAIWIETDIMMTATETT] |" ice tatpaien comb, form 7 HW Elect violently 1 Kind of trait . MN. Cume together init ay 23. Sorers ; GOULN, SAM THIS 1S JUST LIKE WELL, TH Hast Was Sup god Ic! Elwis| 2! xis FINS! all money EROM Home! C'MON Now GooD, SAM! AND NOW Reaches across i a AN' I'LL BLOW YA “TO A Bic FEED— leon Some Dessert! ul age 16 Am abode of Samson 20, Henst of bare SY, WAITER THIS OOUGHNUT HAS @ Tack INIT! ; Hy Bulrinuce tor Hi; Murord sheatn BUT SoF ts THe Lit! Son Om ISTHIAISITIAMESICIAITITIEIRIS| 3 acon ICIAIRIT MET]! LIEOMMTIRIEIT| ge Take trom | (AILIE[E ME IRIEINIE MMEIAISIY| Small barron [R/E|AIRMECIE|OIAIRMME|SITIE] 42, 85 ia for 8k, Horses of : 4 coriais color & : ; / : = L " Z VLL BET HE AMBITIOUS $4. Pedal digit 4. Z : y Gj “Hie: UNS rs AS ae . Long fish Young demon TU i Compact . Nothing ‘ 2 : 4 DOWN » Duration with: Z i ‘ L Soaks up out beginning 2. or end i appeals . Great Lake By Smal) Row war! HES worth, | PLENTY OF DOUGH --- ANN’ {WANNA REMEMBER , HE MIGRT COME IN AL RIGHT, YOU LAOY-Bu6e! 1 WERE GONNA DECIDE ABOUT THis Boy WPPY , LET'S Go! WELL ~- WoT WEA .L LIME TP, AN ALA TANT, GUT IM WOT GONNA PLAYS ON Boots’ SIDE SINND SY AN’ LET OF TW’ LINE WELL WEED PLENTY OF ND HEX Ld] | bobvis oO |3/. aid z, ‘A STEAL TW’ } show WITH A Forun