The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 5, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK. TRIBUNE, FRIDAY, DECEMBER 5,-1930 TRIBUNE'S PAGE OF COMIC STRIPS AND. FEATURES THE GUMPS— FORGIVE AND FORGET | } } ane iit WHEN You LEFT THIS MORNING | PUT A STRING ON YOUR | FINGER YO REMIND YOU Yo BE SURE AND MAIL SHAT LETTER YO MY. MOTHER = AND | SEE NOU STILL HAVE (1 ON — ig ¢ FORGOT To GING IT WERE A COMMITTEE \SORE, BONS, AND Ut HA HAL “THEN WE WON ui say OF ALLEN RaNcers, [MAKE THE RENT REASONARLE \ | tO0K we uP. © CATCH IN) THAT ONE, \AZ7 WE CAN BUILD OUR HOUSE a} Abas » ISBN ONE CENT THE FIRST WEEK, uno aN cele BLAS, OS 2a Do icmee Se mR 2 : Eco iel i xe OME |=WO CENTS THE SECOND, FOUR WORKED ON ME BEFORE ANEAR THREE CENTS RENT, AN’ : SLRS: URED ET ee EMEA, SG ONCE. LETS seg || WE'D BE PANN’ “| WE'LL BUILD (T ON WHEELS’ ' p Peat BLING EACH TIME — rt TEN | \ MILLIONS AN’ 4 inl = ” JOKER. MNO NEASERNKE NK Ere UG PAT CER “She came runnin’ out and said we should hold this stuff out here ‘til they get Junior to sleep.” TRY AND PROVE IT NOTHING TO IT The prisoner was on trial on a charge of burglarly. He protested his innocence and pleaded an alibi. “But do you know what an alibi is?” asked the judge. “Yes, my lord,” replied the prison- er, “An alibi is proving that you was in one place when you was in an- other.”—Tit-Bits. e = And according to unofficial report, | there has been a split in the ranks of Chicago's racketeers, with the cops, Z we presume, getting the usual 50 per I 6OTTA TELL THE HERMIT cent.—Judge. ri] é AGOUT THE FooT PRINTS AN’ A DIFFERENCE f HOOF MARKS 1 Swot iH FAR AS I KilOW,T NEVER HEARD Judge: Wife desertion is some- b THAT TUNNEL... y, OF ANYBODY ACTUALLY SEEIN’ thing I must deal with severely. I SOMEBODY'S WaTcHIN’ \ S a feel very strongly on this subject whole mind into this poem! h US... I Just Y Sambo: But, judge, you doan un-] Editor: And I tell you we're not derstan’. I ain't no deserter, I'se a| buying blank verse.—Bulletin, Sydney. 4 vt refugee.—Tit-Bits. y \ y n Also the absent-minded professor Good heavens! Now those trec-| hasn't disappeared. We saw him the sitters have got into all the telephone | other day, with his bag of golf clubs, booths!—Judge. waiting patiently in the bread-line.— Judge. THE TEMPTRESS “Madam, will you please get off my foot?” Chicago hijackers held up a boot- “Put your foot where it belongs.” | legger's truck the other night and “Don't tempt me, Madam, don't! made off with 100 cases of Scotch and tempt. me.”"—Ohio Motorist. two cops. “In twenty years there will be no In New York, street-cars may give | ‘centrals,’” says a telephone com- way to motor buses. Well, so far] pany official. Even now it is difficult they've been the only thing that! to get one—Judge. FAMOUS HAULS hasn’t.—Judge. NEA i i DISCONCERTING eee ee ee KNOWS THE ROPES “Does your husband talk in his Plumber (to applicant for job):!sleep?” ” 4 ba Got any references? |_ “No, the wretch . only smiles.”— - Applicant: Left ‘em at home, Til tustige Kolner Zeltung, Colonsne. MOM'N 7. Eh Ee ee : rT, CAN. SEE, FINNEGAN wales f * 3o and get ‘em. Plumber: All right—you'll do—| _ Yes, sir, those grape dealers in New P “THE PARK, AT EIGHT — Passing Show. York have certainly been picking KOSTIU ED NEL STINSON ING TS : PAST A FREIGHTENED ELK — TWEYNE FORBIDDEN G BABY, T HEAR OLD OPPORTINITY “jo ENER SEE Cwce KNOCKING Z DGAIN— them off in bunches.—Judge. AFTER ELECTION Why do so many former drys cross} And no matter how many times a the road? congressman runs for office, he never To get on the other side.—Judge. ae winded.—Judge. Lae Cy for Henry ae | Daily Cross-word Puzzle | F ACKOSS 1. Sinks below the horizon & Made a sound Uke a crow | SEEING GLADYS BS WE WAS OF MOUNTING We KT THE OLD OWK IH ‘BE MBouT ye elairt Solution of Yesterday's Puzzie [O[olC ATO TATY] [EIGIORML [olale} §@ Sword hand 14 Pee} z 4 1% Thing 16 Vocal solo 12. Needle or pin; class. archaeul. 1% Elector 1 Eat away on by btt 86, Playhogses Bare of cast GOSH , WHAT & Wow THis GILL CoLLECTIN! UATS & BRIGHT LITTLE )MES, BUT SHE HASN'T )(AND WHAT WILLYOU DO, gt Marnes ALESMAN| GRIPS, WH! COUNTRY TURNED OUT To Bel - |[Stewou Have mes. -ZAs SET TOLD Me WHAT || CYA'THLa, WHEN TOU eRe i pagan goo s. ALL TH’ DOUGH BOYS WEREN'T IN THE ‘Warre! Sue ExXPEcts “To BE AS Bic as Mama? an Ee tnrention SAM ARMY — No, siree! : - roduce Into [g - WHEN SHE SRows UP. a then 41. Fingerk I per pri 66. Medieval 4b, oye) goes : Rath ot Italian family aa cheese r ; 86, Leather fasion, 2 Wagon | B % Operatic’ scene | Now We All atten nieces div 30. Mart of a Know! ee ls 63. Ni it 4& Imitate at Stern 49. Witherea Gi Evergreen tree & Comp: eye! joint 6%. Anger DINNERS ---- SHOWS -- GEEREREE !! WEEE BLONDES MAME ME sick