The Bismarck Tribune Newspaper, December 3, 1930, Page 10

THE BISMARCK TRIBUNE, WEDNESDAY, DECEMBER 8, 1930 E OF COMIC STRIPS AND THE GUMPS— THE OBSTACLE ‘= DON'T BLAME ME = AND. WWE PLANNED = WE DONE EVERYTHING, IN MY POWER Yo KEEP THE EXPENSES DOWN = SUBST TRYING TO MAKE BOTH ENDS AND DROP : MEET Py} AND EVERY TIME I’M ABOUT ‘YO GET THE TWO ENDS TOGETHER ve WHAT HAPPENS ? — TRIBUNE'S PAGE FEATURES #275.°R war J COULD DO Wirt $2.75, 22 = THAT WOULD BE A GOOD PAXMENT ON THAT COAT YOU WERE GOING |. TO BUY ME = MY DRESS MAKER'S BILL UNPAID — THE GROCER YES = ) BOUGHT A LITTLE MORE STOCK= AND PAID FOR IT OUTRIGHT —| @A MERE 275.0 — 1 GUESS THAT'S GOING TO BREAK ‘THE GUMP BANK — IT'S JUST ‘TOO BAD — Some FOOL. COMES ALONG AND MOVES THE ENDS— “Can't you put that one away and show it to my mother when she comes in?” NOW YOU TELL ONE Bridget, the maid - of - all - work, knocked on the door of the drawing room -and entered. “What is it, Bridget?” asked her mistress. “I'm leaving, ma'am,” replied the; girl. “Leaving!” mistress. terday.” “I know, but I can see you don't trust me,” explained the girl. “But I gave you the keys of the cel- lar, my jewel-case, and your master’s desk,” the other put in; “that was Proof enough.” “Yes; but none of the keys fit,” Bridget replied.—Answers. echoed the surprised “But you only came yes- UNEMPLOYED Perhaps one reason why the admin- istration got a slap at the !ast clec- tion was because so many weren't too busy to vote.—Judge. And Ham Lewis’ election at last provides the Senate with a full set of Whiskers for showing which way the wind blows.—Judge. City Contractor—Send a crew out immediately! Here's a street I just found what ain't torn up!—Judge. A writer declares that most novel- ists get very depressed at *imes. The necessity for reading over their work before sending it to the publishers makes this almost inevitable. — The Humorist. Pup:. Wish I wasn't so dazned at-; tractive. I passed the flea circus) yesterday and a couple of bareback riders followed me home.—Life. In the business world these days a COLLECTING EVIDENCE Dubious Person: I've been getting threatening letters through the mail. Isn't there a law against that? Post Office Inspector: Of course there is. It’s a very serious offense to send threatening letters. Have you any idea who's doing it? Dubious Person: Sure, The Woof- us Furniture Co.—Life. “Is your mistress at home?”. in- quired Mrs. Boreham, standing in the shadow of the doorway. “I don't know, ma‘am,” replied the servant. “Can’t tell whether she's at home or not until I get a look at ye. If ye have a wart on the side of your nose, ma’am, she ain't.”—The Out- span. DIRECT CURRENT-CY Teller; What kind of a bank ac- count wculd you like to start? Wisecracker: One that I can just Plug into the light socket.—Life. Selling apples on street corners may be an excellent thing for the un- employed, but it looks as if there's a hard winter ahead for the doctors.— Judge. ‘ COL. FRANKLIN ROOSEVELT FOR. oe PRESIDENT —Headline in Cumbry (Tex.) Rustler. Maybe he never heard, of Herbert Hoovident.—Life. And good little South American boys are told that when they grow up they will all get a chance at the President.—Judge. ; HURRAR! A comedian with years of experi- ence on the stage fainted when he profit is not without honor in any country.—Judge. first faced a microphone. We need more of this type.—Life. y Cross-word Puzzle Solution of Yesterday’s Puzzle iV] MIAIS [r] ‘65. Mineral spring i 56. Dri 5S. Part of the we of the OS fant 69. Slender 60, Positive eleee trle pole 62. tireek letter 43. Vaaccompant- 64. 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